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Zippy
Commodore
Joined: 15 Jun 2004
Posts: 1790
Location: i'm where i should be
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if y'all have read any of my posts, you'd realize how...unique my humor (humour for the brits and aussies) is. now i think that this would be the ultimate st movie.
PLOT-The crew of the [enter ship here] is studying earth's history and notice a nation that has never won a war, so they go back in time and try to help the french win wars "without interfering"...but due to the "intelegence" of the french, it doesn't work. So, Lt. [enter name here] "accidentally" drops a padd in front of a french official telling of the outcome of each war and then the crew goes back to the future. there, they realize that earth never created warp drive and they're being run by the Klingons, Romulans, the Borg, AND the Vulcans. Therefore, they go back in time again and find the person, take the padd, creating a paradox and destroying the universe...the end
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-zippy
Fun, Nice, Simple
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Tiamat FX-249-E
Sophomore Cadet
Joined: 11 May 2004
Posts: 14
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| Thu Jul 08, 2004 4:56 pm |
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Something involving TNG, the Cosby Show, and the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.
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Most peoples' two cents worth are worth just that: two cents.
Do not look into laser with remaining eye.
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Otter
Fleet Admiral
Joined: 12 Oct 2004
Posts: 12895
Location: England
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| Sat Nov 06, 2004 12:43 pm |
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Oh my, says Kirk passing out.
Suddenly a brilleant light blinds Picard who clamps his hands over his eyes.
Seconds latter both Starfleet Captains find themselfs standing at a supermarket checkout somewhere in the galaxy.
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Yeah, We'll Stay Forever This Way..
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Five - seveN
Rear Admiral
Joined: 13 Jun 2004
Posts: 3567
Location: Shadow Moon
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| Sat Nov 06, 2004 12:46 pm |
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yeah... right...
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Otter
Fleet Admiral
Joined: 12 Oct 2004
Posts: 12895
Location: England
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| Sat Nov 06, 2004 1:48 pm |
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What's going on, Asks Kirk gazing down at the checkout girls exposed cleavage.
This looks like Q's handy work, Replise Picard.
Q who, Asks Captain Kirk.
It''s a long story, Says the Enterprise D's former Co.
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Dr. Daystrom
Sophomore Cadet
Joined: 06 Apr 2005
Posts: 13
Location: Japan
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| Wed Apr 06, 2005 12:16 pm Trek XI |
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Focus groups tell them they need to draw a younger audience, so they use the cast from Tiny Toons. 
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http://sourceforge.net/projects/lcars24/
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madlilnerd
Duchess of Dancemat
Joined: 03 Aug 2004
Posts: 5885
Location: Slough, England
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| Fri May 06, 2005 1:41 pm |
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Earth is invaded by flying cream cakes. Only Starfleet's fattest and best can defeat them. The Borg get jammed up with cream cake cream and become little old English ladies and open tea houses in the delta quadrant. The EMH sets up a psycic hotline.
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Lord Borg
Fleet Admiral
Joined: 27 May 2003
Posts: 11214
Location: Vulcan Capital City, Vulcan
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| Fri May 06, 2005 5:39 pm Re: Give us your wacky ideas for Trek XI...nothing serious! |
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| Starfleet Dentist wrote: |
2) Freddy Krueger VS Data
(Takes place before Nemesis)
PLOT- Freddy Krueger is still in existence in the 24th century and decides to see if he can manipulate Starfleet to help him grow stronger. His quest brings him to the Starship Enterprise where he starts to haunt the dreams of Data...and gets seriously annoyed when this android, who has destroyed his emotion chip, won't be scared into anything.
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When did that happen?
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madlilnerd
Duchess of Dancemat
Joined: 03 Aug 2004
Posts: 5885
Location: Slough, England
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| Wed May 18, 2005 12:21 pm |
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Foot fungus takes over the world and makes everyone moldly.
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nadia
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Joined: 08 Apr 2005
Posts: 8560
Location: Australia
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| Wed May 25, 2005 9:21 pm |
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Attack of the pimple people! Every one turns into a giant pimple 
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madlilnerd
Duchess of Dancemat
Joined: 03 Aug 2004
Posts: 5885
Location: Slough, England
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| Thu May 26, 2005 11:13 am |
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It starts Raining blood, from a lasserated sky!
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nadia
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Joined: 08 Apr 2005
Posts: 8560
Location: Australia
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| Fri Jun 24, 2005 10:54 pm |
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Snot ppl come and invade earth 
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Tuvok8917
Dutchie
Joined: 15 May 2004
Posts: 4205
Location: On my way back home
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| Sat Jun 25, 2005 5:45 am |
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Startrek: Quest of the USS Defiant
A mysterious species attacks Deep Space 9. Starfleet sends the USS Defiant to investigate why these species attacked DS9. Later, the USS Defiant find out that the Cardassians have something to do with this attack. A story fullfilled with coruption, anger, might and Latinum.
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Cathexis
The Angel of Avalon
Joined: 26 Dec 2001
Posts: 5901
Location: ~~ Where Dreams Have No End�
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| GhostOfAMemory wrote: | I love those ideas
Star Trek TNG/Matrix cross
Picture this:
Outside of the matrix, there is another matrix. One in wich everyone believes it is the 24th century. This matrix is the star trek universe of captain picard and the enterprise E. Neo, who did not die in revolutions, discovers this side matrix and enters it, happening to be on the enterprise bridge. Picard and the others are weirded out. After trying and trying to convince captain picard of the truth, neo finally gives up and uses his "one" powers to bring captain picard into the real world *where he is of course still bald* and onto morpheus's ship.
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LOL I love that idea!
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Cathexis
The Angel of Avalon
Joined: 26 Dec 2001
Posts: 5901
Location: ~~ Where Dreams Have No End�
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| Sat Jul 09, 2005 1:47 am |
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| madlilnerd wrote: | | Earth is invaded by flying cream cakes. Only Starfleet's fattest and best can defeat them. The Borg get jammed up with cream cake cream and become little old English ladies and open tea houses in the delta quadrant. The EMH sets up a psycic hotline. |
*rolling on the floor laughing me rear off*
LOL
Okay, okay...
Picture This:
Star Trek: Truth Is Out There
This would be an X-Files/All Trek Series Cross!
So we're out there, exploring the galaxy yaddayaddayada...and we're on the quest to find out if LGMs really do exist! The kicker is, they do!
Anyone have anything to add to this? My mind just went flat blank...lol
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