Possible New Children's Book Titles

Zippy · **Tue Jun 22, 2004 1:04 am Possible New Children's Book Titles**

let me know what you think

1. Some Kittens Can Fly
2. That's it, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption
3. Grandpa Gets a Casket
4. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
5. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
6. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
7. Strangers Have the Best Candy
8. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way
9. You Were an Accident
10. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
11. Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School
12. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things
13. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
14. The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking
15. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
16. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
17. All Cats Go to Hell
18. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
19. You Are Different and That's Bad
20. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
21. Dad's New Wife Robert
22. Fun four-letter Words to Know and Share
23. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book
24. The Man in the Moon Is Actually Satan
25. Your Nightmares Are Real
26. Where Would You Like to Be Buried?
27. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
28. Pop! Goes The Hamster...And Other Great Microwave Games

tomparis · **Tue Jun 22, 2004 2:32 am**

No offense, but those are some of the starngest titles for a children's book I have ever seen. I don't think that anyone would buy them.

Zippy · **Tue Jun 22, 2004 2:35 am**

thanks for your input

superwoman · **Tue Jun 22, 2004 12:51 pm**

Like it aha aha! I would by them all, especially Pop! Goes The Hamster...And Other Great Microwave Games

Sarah Connor · **Tue Jun 22, 2004 3:13 pm**

Oh my god! Im going to die from laughter!

Josi Rockholt · **Tue Jun 22, 2004 4:07 pm**

I wouldn't buy any,that's for sure.

Theresa · **Tue Jun 22, 2004 4:13 pm**

Oh, come on, they are funny!

Josi Rockholt · **Tue Jun 22, 2004 4:19 pm**

Not to me,they aren't. I would say what I really think, but don't feel liked getting a warning.

Zippy · **Tue Jun 22, 2004 6:44 pm**

lighten up, i did it as a joke.

Kate Janeway · **Tue Jun 22, 2004 8:30 pm**

Well, I think some of them aren't so funny, like Grandpa Gets a Casket, but on the whole, I'm okay with them,

Toad · **Tue Jun 22, 2004 8:37 pm**

Hilarious!

Nobody would buy them, and if someone did you would have your pants seud off.

Very clever!
I feel like getting a warning today.

IntrepidIsMe · **Wed Jun 23, 2004 12:08 am**

Hahaha,

Funnay,

Seven of Nine · **Wed Jun 23, 2004 5:31 am**

I love them! Can I get some for Sammie?

~Voyager Fanatic~ · Super Genius Joined: 07 May 2004 Posts: 1787

Lol!, You have some funny titles there.

harrykims#1fan · **Wed Jun 23, 2004 8:26 am**

Thats quite funny i'd certainly read some of them

CaptianCircuitGod · **Wed Jun 23, 2004 3:52 pm**

name one the curious poo flinging monkie

Zippy · **Wed Jun 23, 2004 4:07 pm**

no. that one isnt funny

CaptianCircuitGod · **Wed Jun 23, 2004 4:07 pm**

neither is your avatar

1/1 · **Wed Jun 23, 2004 5:17 pm**

PMSL @ That's it, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption

I want a book called that now!! Sounds fun

sabertooth1217 · **Wed Jun 23, 2004 5:25 pm**

Zippy · **Sat Jun 26, 2004 8:26 pm**

its just a freaking joke peoples

CaptianCircuitGod · **Thu Jul 01, 2004 5:37 am**

people stop acting like arrogant americans and act like you have humor...

(is an american and in the military... say something back about what i said i dare ya.)

IntrepidIsMe · **Thu Jul 01, 2004 2:28 pm**

Well, I personally don't see how being American has anything to do with it. It's not as if this thread was directed at only Americans, or that only Americans responded,

Zippy · **Thu Jul 01, 2004 6:39 pm**

ignore him, he does he's in his own world some times

GhostOfAMemory · **Sat Jul 03, 2004 2:28 am**

I don't find that funny, actually