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Superman Fleet Admiral
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Fri Jun 04, 2004 2:31 pm Top 50 Reasons why Captain Kirk is the best |
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I'm a Kirk fan and always will be. He's my favourite Trek Captain. So, I'm gonna be biased and present my Top 50 list on why Kirk is the best...
1.) Kirk would have kicked Q all the way back to the Q Continuum.
2.) Kirk would have smashed The Borg Cube into little pieces in the shortest possible time.
3.) Females, of all species, love that handsome Kirk.
4.) Kirk can kick a Klingon's butt any day of the week.
5.) Kirk will fire phasers and ask questions later.
6.) To hell with the Prime Directive!
7.) Kirk is the only one who looks good in a yellow shirt.
8.) Kirk can climb El Capitan.
9.) Kirk became Captain at a very young age.
10.) The Ferengi and The Cardassians wouldn't last five minutes against Kirk.
11.) Kirk actually accompanies the Away Team on missions.
12.) Even though I'm heterosexual, I still think Kirk is a handsome chap.
13.) Kirk would never say, "Make it so!"
14.) You just gotta love the name Tiberius.
15.) Kirk would have found a way back to Earth from the Delta Quadrant before you can say 'red shirt'.
16.) Kirk is so good, the position of Admiral is beneath him.
17.) Kirk has probably used his phaser more than anyone else in history.
18.) Kirk would have slapped that annoying Wesley Crusher around the head and booted him up the bottom.
19.) Even though I've never been to the U.S., Iowa sounds like a cool place for someone to come from.
20.) Kirk has taken on gods and won.
21.) Spock and McCoy know their place. Believe it!
22.) Kirk's fighting style is the best in ANY series.
23.) Kirk handled the Tribbles (just about)
24.) Kirk looks good in gangsters clothes
25.) Kirk handled the Romulans better than anyone else ever has.
26.) It doesn't matter where Picard, Sisko or Janeway BOLDLY go, Kirk has already been there.
27.) You just gotta love a guy who can do a flying dropkick.
28.) Kirk stood up to a god imposter in Star Trek V
29.) Kirk can appreciate Shakespeare.
30.) You gotta love those references Kirk made to Genghis Khan, Caesar and Hitler in one episode.
31.) You gotta respect a guy who goes from Admiral to Captain.
32.) Kirk was right at home in 20th century Earth.
33.) Kirk left the bliss of the Nexus to sacrifice his life.
34.) Even at an old age, Kirk was more than a match for Soran.
35.) I like the name Jim.
36.) Even Janeway couldn't resist Kirk if they met.
37.) If Kirk were in charge of DS9, Quark would be gone within a week.
38.) Kirk wouldn't stand for Worf's mood swings.
39.) Kirk knows his ship like the back of his hand.
40.) Kirk is a rebel.
41.) Kirk doesn't stand on ceremony when an Admiral arrives.
42.) SAVE THE WHALES!!! KIRK DID!!!
43.) Kirk made the best use he could with whatever technology he had.
44.) Kirk was proud to show his bare chest.
45.) Kirk can carry off ANY set of clothes from any era.
46.) Even the hard-to-please Vulcans admire Kirk.
47.) Kirk takes action without having to consult the entire ship and all it's officers.
48.) If The Hirogen had met Kirk, they'd have been the hunted.
49.) Everyone in the world (almost) wants Kirk to return to the franchise.
50.) Kirk is simply...THE BEST!
If you can counter any of my arguments, please do. This should be fun!
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Paul Marshall Rear Admiral
Joined: 30 Aug 2002 Posts: 2976 Location: Winston-Salem, North Carolina
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Fri Jun 04, 2004 2:34 pm Re: Top 50 Reasons why Captain Kirk is the best |
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Starfleet Dentist wrote: | I'm a Kirk fan and always will be. He's my favourite Trek Captain. So, I'm gonna be biased and present my Top 50 list on why Kirk is the best...
1.) Kirk would have kicked Q all the way back to the Q Continuum.
2.) Kirk would have smashed The Borg Cube into little pieces in the shortest possible time.
3.) Females, of all species, love that handsome Kirk.
4.) Kirk can kick a Klingon's butt any day of the week.
5.) Kirk will fire phasers and ask questions later.
6.) To hell with the Prime Directive!
7.) Kirk is the only one who looks good in a yellow shirt.
8.) Kirk can climb El Capitan.
9.) Kirk became Captain at a very young age.
10.) The Ferengi and The Cardassians wouldn't last five minutes against Kirk.
11.) Kirk actually accompanies the Away Team on missions.
12.) Even though I'm heterosexual, I still think Kirk is a handsome chap.
13.) Kirk would never say, "Make it so!"
14.) You just gotta love the name Tiberius.
15.) Kirk would have found a way back to Earth from the Delta Quadrant before you can say 'red shirt'.
16.) Kirk is so good, the position of Admiral is beneath him.
17.) Kirk has probably used his phaser more than anyone else in history.
18.) Kirk would have slapped that annoying Wesley Crusher around the head and booted him up the bottom.
19.) Even though I've never been to the U.S., Iowa sounds like a cool place for someone to come from.
20.) Kirk has taken on gods and won.
21.) Spock and McCoy know their place. Believe it!
22.) Kirk's fighting style is the best in ANY series.
23.) Kirk handled the Tribbles (just about)
24.) Kirk looks good in gangsters clothes
25.) Kirk handled the Romulans better than anyone else ever has.
26.) It doesn't matter where Picard, Sisko or Janeway BOLDLY go, Kirk has already been there.
27.) You just gotta love a guy who can do a flying dropkick.
28.) Kirk stood up to a god imposter in Star Trek V
29.) Kirk can appreciate Shakespeare.
30.) You gotta love those references Kirk made to Genghis Khan, Caesar and Hitler in one episode.
31.) You gotta respect a guy who goes from Admiral to Captain.
32.) Kirk was right at home in 20th century Earth.
33.) Kirk left the bliss of the Nexus to sacrifice his life.
34.) Even at an old age, Kirk was more than a match for Soran.
35.) I like the name Jim.
36.) Even Janeway couldn't resist Kirk if they met.
37.) If Kirk were in charge of DS9, Quark would be gone within a week.
38.) Kirk wouldn't stand for Worf's mood swings.
39.) Kirk knows his ship like the back of his hand.
40.) Kirk is a rebel.
41.) Kirk doesn't stand on ceremony when an Admiral arrives.
42.) SAVE THE WHALES!!! KIRK DID!!!
43.) Kirk made the best use he could with whatever technology he had.
44.) Kirk was proud to show his bare chest.
45.) Kirk can carry off ANY set of clothes from any era.
46.) Even the hard-to-please Vulcans admire Kirk.
47.) Kirk takes action without having to consult the entire ship and all it's officers.
48.) If The Hirogen had met Kirk, they'd have been the hunted.
49.) Everyone in the world (almost) wants Kirk to return to the franchise.
50.) Kirk is simply...THE BEST!
If you can counter any of my arguments, please do. This should be fun! |
Who am I to argue?? I agree completely, .
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Starfleet Engineer Crewman
Joined: 04 Jun 2004 Posts: 2
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Wed Jun 09, 2004 11:51 am |
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The things you've listed come from a list that has traveled the internet for a long time and are posted on many websites. You've changed some of the words but the content is exactly the same. Just put in "Why Kirk is better than Picard" into Google and you'll get all kinds of pages with this list on it.
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Superman Fleet Admiral
Joined: 06 Dec 2003 Posts: 10220
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Thu Jun 10, 2004 2:44 pm |
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Starfleet Engineer wrote: | The things you've listed come from a list that has traveled the internet for a long time and are posted on many websites. You've changed some of the words but the content is exactly the same. Just put in "Why Kirk is better than Picard" into Google and you'll get all kinds of pages with this list on it. |
Well, I don't know if you'll believe me but that all came from the heart, totally my own words. If they sound similar, I swear that is a coincidence. Then again, Kirk does have many loyal fans.
I based my list on the episodes. I've seen every Trek episode of the Original Series and all those things on the list stuck in my mind. Like I said, I didn't get that from any other site. I don't even browse other Trek sites. This is the only one I come onto.
If it sounds like I've copied, then all I can do is say that I came up with that on my own after watching some episodes the other week. I bet if another person on another site did a Kirk VS Picard list, they'd no doubt come up with similar answers but I wouldn't call it copying.
By the way, welcome to the forum.
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startrekgirltng Black Belt Woman
Joined: 30 Mar 2003 Posts: 604 Location: The USS Enterprise NCC 1701 E bridge or my ready room
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Wed Jun 23, 2004 8:50 pm |
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i agree completely
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