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Starfleet #327
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Joined: 27 Aug 2003
Posts: 526
Location: Australia
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 Sat Jun 05, 2004 10:31 am Voyager Caption Contest #5 |
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Congratulations to last Weeks winner, Oliver for his Caption:
I would also like to Congradulate all of you for your participation on these Contests. Without you they would just not be possible.  If you would like your Award, Please post a Reply and ill make one up.
Here is this Weeks image:
All you have to do is look at This Weeks Image, Think of a funny Caption for it, And post it in this thread. You can also Quote the image above your text. Please remember the point of this is that the Captions have to be funny! You can enter as many times as you want. I also accept Photoshopped images as part of the Competition! This Contest will end Next Saturday, Sooner if I feel like it. 
Happy Captioning!!
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Anubis2k4
Lieutenant Commander
Joined: 25 Apr 2004
Posts: 308
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Human B'ellana: "Is something bothering you?"
Klingon B'ellana: "No, why do you ask?"
Human B'ellana: "You have a furroughed brow."
Klingon B'ellana: "All Klingons have those you fool!!!"
By the way, you said in the last topic you were having trouble finding a screencap. I posted links to several sites where you can find some several minutes before the topic was locked. I don't know if you saw them or not but there are quite a lot of screencaps on those sites if you get stuck for one.
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"Your first command together was less than successful, you are all dead." - Tuvok
"Get the cheese to Sickbay!" - Torres
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Oliver
Thought Maker
Joined: 28 Feb 2004
Posts: 6096
Location: Antwerp, Belgium
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B'Elanna: "Uhm, B'Elanna?"
B'Elanna: "Yes, what is it B'Elanna?"
B'Elanna: "Why's it so dark in here?"
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Starfleet #327
Captain
Joined: 27 Aug 2003
Posts: 526
Location: Australia
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| Sat Jun 05, 2004 10:46 am |
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| Anubis2k4 wrote: | Human B'ellana: "Is something bothering you?"
Klingon B'ellana: "No, why do you ask?"
Human B'ellana: "You have a furroughed brow."
Klingon B'ellana: "All Klingons have those you fool!!!"
By the way, you said in the last topic you were having trouble finding a screencap. I posted links to several sites where you can find some several minutes before the topic was locked. I don't know if you saw them or not but there are quite a lot of screencaps on those sites if you get stuck for one. |
Yeah, I saw those. Thanks. But I am only getting them from the DVD's. I want to work through them each Season at a time. We are currently on Season 1, and when Season 2 is released, Ill start taking caps from that.
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WeAz
Commodore
Joined: 03 Apr 2004
Posts: 1519
Location: Where you aren't
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| Sat Jun 05, 2004 11:06 am |
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am i really this ugly?
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At Least In Vietnam, Bush Had An Exit Strategy
It was Bush, not Clinton, who ignored the warning signs for 9/11.
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gul Lemek III.
Commodore
Joined: 04 May 2004
Posts: 1513
Location: Slovenia
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| Sat Jun 05, 2004 11:48 am |
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Human B'Ellana: Oh my God!
Klingon B'Ellana: What? What?!
Human B'Ellana: You have some jam left on your lips.
Klingon B'Ellana: Oh, that, thanks.
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Thomas
Pool Princess
Joined: 08 Jul 2001
Posts: 19730
Location: Manchester
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Klingon B'Elanna: You'd think we'd be the same height, but the Klingon is once again superior to the Human.
Human B'Elanna: I can see that you're standing on your tip toes.
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Gloss rhymes with hair!
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T'Rana
Lieutenant, Junior Grade
Joined: 24 May 2004
Posts: 134
Location: Northern Ireland
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| Sat Jun 05, 2004 2:08 pm |
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human B'Elana: "Who me, noooo Im not scared..."
klingon B'Elana: continues staring an says nothing
Human B'Elana: "Noo Im really not"
Klingon B'Elana: Still says nothing
Human B'Elana: "ok ok I admit it, im scared... help"
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John Connor
Admiral of the Terran Empire
Joined: 07 Sep 2002
Posts: 15657
Location: I.S.S Emperor
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| Sat Jun 05, 2004 2:41 pm |
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Human B'ellana-You really funny to be me Klingon.
Klingon Bellana-Well,looks whos talking human.
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lionhead
Rear Admiral
Joined: 26 May 2004
Posts: 4020
Location: The Delta Quadrant (or not...)
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Human b'ellana: So, you're my inner self.
Klingon b'ellana: Yes, i'm you're within
Human b'ellana: Well, i've got something else within
Klingon b'ellana: ?!
How do you actually write her name?
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Thomas
Pool Princess
Joined: 08 Jul 2001
Posts: 19730
Location: Manchester
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| Sat Jun 05, 2004 4:24 pm |
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Her name is spelt "B'Elanna".
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Sarah Connor
Rear Admiral
Joined: 10 Jul 2003
Posts: 3644
Location: Kentucky
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| Sat Jun 05, 2004 7:56 pm |
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B'Elanna: Im ok with talking to myself, but when you ignore me, its freaky.
B'Elanna: Go away! I'm ignoring you!
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B'Elanna: So...I heard this funny joke about Klingons.
B'Elanna: Whats that?
B'Elanna: They went into a bar with 5 humans, and came out with 10. Why?
B'Elanna: I dunno.....
B'Elanna: Because they broke them up..
B'Elanna: Thats not funny.
B'Elanna: I know. Lets get a drink!
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Oliver
Thought Maker
Joined: 28 Feb 2004
Posts: 6096
Location: Antwerp, Belgium
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*� la Robert DeNiro's character in Taxi Driver*
Human B'Elanna: "You talkin' to me?"
Klingon B'Elanna: "Are you talkin' to me?"
Human B'Elanna: "You're talking to me right?"
Klingon B'Elanna: "You talkin' to me?"
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Klingon B'Elanna: "Dk'tghah gle'Tsk Goh'mee Lisk'!"
Human B'Elanna: "Yeah yeah, you too."
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Starfleet #327
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Posts: 526
Location: Australia
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| Sun Jun 06, 2004 2:24 am |
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| Oliver wrote: | Klingon B'Elanna: "Dk'tghah gle'Tsk Goh'mee Lisk'!"
Human B'Elanna: "Yeah yeah, you too." |
Care to translate?
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Sam Kenobi
Not a Duke
Joined: 13 Jun 2003
Posts: 10373
Location: The 'Verse
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| Sun Jun 06, 2004 2:47 am |
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Human B'Elanna: Mom's going to kill us when she finds out
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Oliver
Thought Maker
Joined: 28 Feb 2004
Posts: 6096
Location: Antwerp, Belgium
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| Sun Jun 06, 2004 5:09 am |
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 ^That's a good one! 
| Starfleet #327 wrote: | | Oliver wrote: | Klingon B'Elanna: "Dk'tghah gle'Tsk Goh'mee Lisk'!"
Human B'Elanna: "Yeah yeah, you too." |
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It was meant to be like that. The Klingon version probably said something mean but I guess we'll never know what she said.
*both think they're looking into a mirror*
Human B'Elanna: "Darn, I really gotta do something about those wrinkles!"
Klingon B'Elanna: "P'Tahg! Damnit! I lost my wrinkles!"
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Robby
Lieutenant
Joined: 26 Dec 2003
Posts: 212
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| Sun Jun 06, 2004 6:05 am |
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Good one Triam Paris... ha ha!
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~Voyager Fanatic~
Super Genius
Joined: 07 May 2004
Posts: 1787
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| Sun Jun 06, 2004 8:24 am |
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Human B'Elanna: Hey, your forhead is swollen!
Klingon B'Elanna: No it isn't!
Human B'Elanna: Then what is it?!
Klingon B'Elanna: It is just my ridges, all klingons has them.
Human B'Elanna: Oh, Yum!, You mean ridges as in ridges on potato chips?
Klingon B'Elanna: .....
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Disembodiment is the epitome of perfection...
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RuNeScApE oWnZ j0o!
Lieutenant, Junior Grade
Joined: 24 May 2004
Posts: 101
Location: In a cave.
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| Sun Jun 06, 2004 10:38 am |
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Human B'Elanna:You'll never pass of as me. Your hair is curly, you have a
cut on your lip, and your nose is bigger.
Klingon B'Elanna:Shuuuure...
Human B'Elanna:Ok, so maybe you will.
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Human B'Elanna:Man, you look pretty except for the nose, eyes, lips,
hair, and forhead
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~Voyager Fanatic~
Super Genius
Joined: 07 May 2004
Posts: 1787
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| Sun Jun 06, 2004 10:52 am |
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Hahahaha, yours is really funny!
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Human B'Elanna: *Stares at nothing and just keeps on to daydream*
Klingon B'Elanna: What are you looking at?!
Human B'Elanna: Nothing...
Klingon B'Elanna: Well, tell him or her that it is getting late!
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Klingon B'Elanna: Did you know that i was all along prettier than you?
Human B'Elanna: Nonsence! Im prettier,and besides who likes a bad temepered klingon?
Klingon B'Elanna: Who says?!
Human B'Elanna: I say!, And anyway who likes swollen forheads?
Klingon B'Elanna:They are ridges you fool!
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Kyle Reese
Cadet Gunnery Sergeant
Joined: 21 Apr 2003
Posts: 5672
Location: The United States of America
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| Sun Jun 06, 2004 12:56 pm |
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Both at the same time: Oh, so THIS is why I never get a date!
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gul Lemek III.
Commodore
Joined: 04 May 2004
Posts: 1513
Location: Slovenia
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| Sun Jun 06, 2004 1:00 pm |
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Human B'Elanna:You have an ancient hair style. I think they used to call it tup� back in the 20th century!
Klingon B'Elanna: Oh yeah?! Well...Well...You have a high forehead!
Human B'Elanna: Me!?
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Sam Kenobi
Not a Duke
Joined: 13 Jun 2003
Posts: 10373
Location: The 'Verse
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| Sun Jun 06, 2004 3:10 pm |
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| Kyle Reese wrote: | | Both at the same time: Oh, so THIS is why I never get a date! |
ouch!
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Leo Wyatt
Sweetest Angel
Joined: 25 Feb 2004
Posts: 19045
Location: Investigating A Crime Scene. What did Quark do this time?
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Klingon B'Elanna: I wouldn't do that if I was you?
Human B'Elanna: What this?[pokes Klingon B'Elanna on the shouldder]
Klingon B'Elanna: You B****!
Human B'Elanna: I been called worse.
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Sarah Connor
Rear Admiral
Joined: 10 Jul 2003
Posts: 3644
Location: Kentucky
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| Wed Jun 09, 2004 6:17 pm |
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Klingon B'Elanna: Take a picture! It'll last longer.
Human B'Elanna: *Shocked*
Klingon B'Elanna: Mabey I should take the picture!
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