Voyager Caption Contest #4

[Starfleet #327]

Congratulations to last Weeks winner, Oliver for his Caption:



I would also like to Congradulate all of you for your participation on these Contests. Without you they would just not be possible. Extra special thanks to Oliver! The amount of entry's you made were incredible! They all made me laugh so hard, It was very difficult choosing the Winner.


Here is this Weeks image:



All you have to do is look at This Weeks Image, Think of a funny Caption for it, And post it in this thread. You can also Quote the image above your text. Please remember the point of this is that the Captions have to be funny! You can enter as many times as you want. I also accept Photoshopped images as part of the Competition! This Contest will end Next Saturday, Sooner if I feel like it

Happy Captioning!![img][/img]

[~Voyager Fanatic~]

Neelix: Hey, these flowers look like they have a Vulcan-like face, only thing he's more good looking than you, Tuvok.

Tuvok: No, i think im still more good-looking.

Neelix: Nope

Tuvok: Are you sure?...Let me have a closer look.

[Sarah Connor]

Tuvok: "Neelix, I do not understand why you are showing me flowers. You said there was an intruder."
Neelix: "There is! Look! These lady bugs and paracites are eating them alive!"
Tuvok: Raises Eyebrows
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Neelix: "Now, I know Vulcans don't have emotions.... But do you think Captain Janeway would look rediculous with these in her hair?"
Tuvok: "Yes."
Neelix: Rubs hands, "Good! Very Good!"
Tuvok: Raises Eyebrows, "Neelix?"
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Neelix: "So then the flowers fall over, and when I go to pick them up..I knock over dinner.. See, thats why were having Leola Root again." Looks nervous.
Tuvok: "Right.." Raises eyebrows and walks away.
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Neelix: Runs towards flowers and falls over chair. Flipping a few times.
Tuvok: Exits room and starts laughing.

[Oliver]

Hey thanks! I myself thought that one was the best of what I came up with. Others were great as well!

*looking around*
But uh, where's my award? Didn't Robsladey get one in Contest #3? Just curious...

[DemonClassY]

Tuvok: They smell...interesting.

Neelix: Sorry, that was me.

[Captain Dappet]

Tuvok: Your logic is flawed, mr. Neelix.

Neelix: No, no! This'll work. Let these bugs eat 10 kilos of flowers and watch them explode.

[Leo Wyatt]

Tuvok: Neelix, those flowers are wonderful decorations.

Neelix: Decorations? That's tonights appetizers.

[Starfleet #327]

[Oliver]

Thanks! I get so jealous when it comes down to presents and awards!

[Leo Wyatt]

Neelix: I think these needs alittle spicy up.''

Tuvok: What far? What is the logic in spicy up these flowers. You plan to cook them?''

Neelix: I think they would go nice in the lelora root stew I making.''

" tuvok: I will inform the the Doctor that he will be receiving patients.''

[lionhead]

Neelix : I always believed that my ancestors came from plants. My parents sayed i looked like a flower from these ones.

Tuvok :That is not logic

Neelix : How so?

Tuvok : Its more logic that you're species came from an animal that was unable too stop speaking.

[q2fan]

Tuvok: They smell...interesting.

Neelix: Sorry, that was me

Tuvok: your sick

Neelix: I know

[DemonClassY]

^You took mine!!!

[T'Rana]

Tuvok - What exactly are you looking for Neelix?

Neelix - Your sense of humour.. I think you dropped it in here

[Starfleet #327]

[Sarah Connor]

((That person takes alot of things from other people))

Neelix: "I believe these flowers would look good in my closet."
Tuvok: Raises eyebrows "Noone would be able too see them."
Neelix: "I know, it's for the smell."
Tuvok: "What smell?"
Neelix: "Appearently you've never been in my closet!"

[Oliver]

Two Q disguised as Tuvok and Neelix.
Neelix Q: "Come on out captain, we know you're in there!"
Tuvok Q talking to himself: "The Q Academy isn't what it used to be�"

-or-

Tuvok: "Mr. Neelix, I believe your hairstyle is not according to Starfleet regulations."
Neelix: "Oh and the smell of these flowers is?"

-or-

Neelix: "Look at this, it's amazing how little we know of life."
Tuvok: "It's amazing how little you know, period."

-or-

Neelix: "Come here, take a look at this."
Tuvok: "Mr. Neelix, I don't have time for your games."
Neelix: "Two Talaxian flies are about to mate."
Tuvok: "Get out of the way! Let me see!"

-or-

Tuvok: "Mr. Neelix, I suggest you make yourself useful."
Neelix: "I'm looking at these flowers grow and therefor staying out of your way."
Tuvok: "Right. Carry on. Take your time."

-or-

Tuvok: "Mr. Neelix, what are you doing?"
Neelix: "I'm trying to study the behavior of Starfleet officers by looking at these flowers."
Tuvok: "I do not see the connection. It is illogical you continue your study."
Neelix: "Ah, but your logic is flawed."
Tuvok: "My logic is not flawed. Logic, if properly used, is incapable of failure. It is the essence of sound reasoning and syllogism. Without it, one cannot come to any conclusion using rational deduction and therefor the universe as we know it would be in a state of total chaos."
Ethan Philips out of character: "What on Earth are you talking about?"
Tim Russ: "Beats me, it's these damned Star Trek writers that come up with these lines; not me!"

-or-

Tim Russ on the set of Star Trek: Voyager: "Ethan, what are you doing?"
Ethan Philips: "Ah, this is a gift I got from a Trekkie today."
Tim Russ: "You mean Trekker."
Ethan Philips: "No, I mean Trekkie."
Tim Russ: "The correct term is Trekker."
Ethan Philips: "It's Trekkie."
Tim Russ: "Trekker!"
Ethan Philips: "TREKKIE!"

[lionhead]

Neelix: Look tuvok, this flower is whiter than the others.

Tuvok: Indeed, however this purple one is more purpler than the white one is more whiter. It is logical that i win

Neelix: No no tuvok. The person with the white flowers always wins from the one with the purple. I win

Tuvok: I don't like this game.

[~Voyager Fanatic~]

Hahahaha, yours is really funny!, Especially the part when Neelix says that this flower is whiter then the others. And when Tuvok says this purple flower is more purpler than the white one is more whiter.

[tomparis]

Tuvok's Thought: If I could only get close enough with this laser scalpel, I could slice off his hair.

Neelix's Thought: If Tuvok would only get a little closer, I could get that laser scalpel he has been pointing at my head for the last ten minutes, then I could cut off some dead flowers.

[Anubis2k4]

Tuvok: I do not see the relevance in these flowers.
Neelix: But they're funny Mr Vulcan, come on, just chuckle for you old pal Neelix.
Tuvok: Mr Neelix, i can assure you that i would rather be pals with the flowers
Neelix: You told a joke Mr Vulcan! *laughs and people in the Mess Hall begin to stare*
Tuvok: Go back to your drinks, Mr Neelix will think that he is popular and will attempt to host another 'party'. *all hastily look away and Tuvok edges out of the Mess Hall*

[Starfleet #327]

This would normally be finished by now, But I am having trouble getting another suitable Screen Cap for Captioning..

[Anubis2k4]

I looked around for you. I found quite a lot of screencaps at the following sites:http://www.stvoyageruk.co.uk/Photo/index.php?cat=5
http://www.mikex.me.uk/misc/endgame/
http://kellyzkorner.topcities.com/voyscreencaps/index.html