Give us your wacky ideas for Trek XI...nothing serious!

Superman · Fleet Admiral Joined: 06 Dec 2003 Posts: 10220

Okay, opinions are divided about what Trek XI (if there is one) should be about. Some people like me want a DSN movie. Others want Voyager. Some may even want Enterprise. Others want Starfleet Academy. Still, others are suggesting a whole new crew. I think we should go with something different, something crazy. Let's all post our wackiest ideas just for fun...

1) Crossover between The Original Series/The Next Generation/T.J. Hooker/X-Men?

(BTW, for younger fans out there, T.J. Hooker was an 80's cop show starring William Shatner)

PLOT- Picard learns from Q about a threat to the entire universe from a malevolent demi-god whom once tried to destroy the universe. Q tells Picard he must face it alone but can chooze an ally. Picard chooses Kirk who is brought back to life after the events of Generations...

Picard and Kirk reacquaint and then discuss the problem. Both eventually learn that this demi-god was formerly a man on Earth circa 20th century in New York City. Both travel back in time to help, where they discover this man is a powerful telepath aspiring to a higher plane, and is locked in a telepathic battle with Professor X of the X-Men...

Picard and Kirk team up with Professor X to do battle. But this evil and powerful telepath has a gang of thugs helping him take control of New York City. This brings in Sergeant T.J. Hooker of the LCPD who is on secondment to the NYPD...

Together, Kirk, Hooker, Picard and Professor X must do battle with one of the most evil telepaths the universe has ever seen...

2) Freddy Krueger VS Data

(Takes place before Nemesis)

PLOT- Freddy Krueger is still in existence in the 24th century and decides to see if he can manipulate Starfleet to help him grow stronger. His quest brings him to the Starship Enterprise where he starts to haunt the dreams of Data...and gets seriously annoyed when this android, who has destroyed his emotion chip, won't be scared into anything.

3) Worf VS Alien VS Predator

PLOT- It is the 24th century and Alien VS Predator are still battling away and causing destruction in their wake. After one battle results in the death of a hundred Klingons, Word becomes enraged and sets out to destroy them both, contrary to what Starfleet has ordered. They battle at the end of the film and Worf wipes the floor with both Alien and Predator within two minutes...and without a single scratch.

4) Star Trek/Star Wars crossover

PLOT- On board the Starship Enterprise, Spock is discussing logic with Kirk when a mysterious cloud of energy appears and sucks Spock through a timewarp. He ends up on the Death Star and quickly subdues Darth Vader with the Vulcan Neck Pinch. Vader, infuriated at his humiliation, orders everyone he controls to destroy Spock, who has escaped the Death Star...

Pretty soon, Kirk and co. arrive in the Star Wars universe to help Spock. Kirk meets Luke Skywalker who tells him that only The Force can stop Vader and The Emperor. Kirk says, "I don't need to be lectured by you...An arrogant little kid with a lightsaber. I was out saving the galaxy when you were still shovelling muck on your uncle's farm." Kirk then punches Skywalker to the floor and decides only he and his crew are qualified to stop Vader.

I am so looking forward to what wacky ideas you'll come up with. Please reply soon. This'll be fun.

Stephen

Superman · Fleet Admiral Joined: 06 Dec 2003 Posts: 10220

Here's another one...

The Five Captains

It transpire that Kirk actually survived his death in "Generations" and was saved by a passing doctor. Trying to return to his time, he actually ends up on the Enterprise, circa Picard's time. Picard shows him hospitality as they dock at DSN. Picard and Kirk say hello to Sisko and Janeway who happens to be visiting. Just then, a strange being appears and whisks Kirk, Picard, Sisko and Janeway back in time where they end up on Archer's ship and are treated as invaders.

(Story is set before Janeway was promoted to Admiral)

Stephen

GhostOfAMemory · **Sun Dec 28, 2003 5:53 am**

I love those ideas

Star Trek TNG/Matrix cross

Picture this:

Outside of the matrix, there is another matrix. One in wich everyone believes it is the 24th century. This matrix is the star trek universe of captain picard and the enterprise E. Neo, who did not die in revolutions, discovers this side matrix and enters it, happening to be on the enterprise bridge. Picard and the others are weirded out. After trying and trying to convince captain picard of the truth, neo finally gives up and uses his "one" powers to bring captain picard into the real world *where he is of course still bald* and onto morpheus's ship.

and it'd go on from there

Tech · **Sun Dec 28, 2003 6:46 am**

I especially love that Matrix idea.

How about a 'The Next Generation meets X-Men' plot?

eclipse8472 · **Sun Dec 28, 2003 3:30 pm**

Something crazy occurs and George Lucas appears are the captain of [Enter star wars ship here ie star destoryer] and flying out of an nebula comes Rick Berman in an Enterprise E, they battle for defense of their franchises, but both lose and agree they are wasted and that its time other people became the captain of the ship

Slash_Gordon · **Wed Jan 07, 2004 7:10 pm**

The next movie needs to get an injection of 'Aliens' (Segourney Weaver) in it. 'Aliens' is my favorite all-time sci-fi movie because of the danger, and 'do or die' attitude throughout the movie. The 'Alien' is the most realistic creature that I've ever seen on screen. If it was a computer generated graphic, I couldn't see it. We need that in the next movie.

They wasted Data's death on nothing. Wouldn't it had been much cooler if Data died from fighting an 'Alien' type of creature to the death.

Maybe the producer's of Star Trek should meet up with the producer's of 'Aliens' and create something phenomenol.

The movie doesn't have to have just Voyager crew to make me happy.
For example, these 'Aliens' show up on DS9, by taking the wormhole, where Captain Janeway, Seven, The Doctor, Tom Paris, B'Ellana, Chakotay and Tuvok are visiting....they and a few of the DS9 stars (Capt. Sisko, Quark, and Worf at least) and a few TNG stars (Commander Riker, Geordi LaForge, and Troi at least) are all of sudden fighting for their lives on the station. Of course, a few will have to get killed to keep the danger level up.
Hey, maybe even Segourney Weaver can help in the fight.
We need some extreme danger in the next movie.

borgslayer · **Thu Jan 08, 2004 12:31 am**

Star Trek - StarGate - StarWars all in one lol

Janeway sets off with her crew to a planet filled with jedi knights. The jedi's attack Janeway ship USS Voyager. She retaliates and launches photon torpedos and destroys a bunch jedi's. Meanwhile Colonel O'Neal boards a Gould mothership with T'OAk (spelling?) they launch an attack on janeway.

Then the Enterprise with Picard attacks Colonel O'Neal Mothership.
General Hammond gets mad and launches nuclear missiles on all of them... The End

Miss Terry · Ensign, Junior Grade Joined: 22 Dec 2003 Posts: 32

Kirk, Spock, Picard, Data, Sisko, Worf, Archer, Reed and Trip all in Red Coctail Dresses.... You do the math

Los · **Thu Jan 08, 2004 12:45 am**

..... you all have issues.

DarthSikle · **Thu Jan 08, 2004 9:14 am**

Jadzia Lenara Dax · **Sat Jan 17, 2004 6:15 pm**

[moved from gen trek. pertained to the future of star trek. jad.]

Pah-Wraith · **Mon Jan 19, 2004 2:03 pm**

"Dude, Where's My Shuttlecraft?!"

A Story of Teenage Jake Sisko and Rom, and how they celebrate Rom graduating from Starfleet academy; Featuring how they stop off on a Small Primitive Colony and how they introduce the Natives to Romulan Ale, and How to Smoke Local Herbal substances.

Jadzia Lenara Dax · **Wed Jan 28, 2004 4:44 pm**

Pah! *eyes widen* Starfleet should be about helping people, not drugging them

ILoveHarry · Admiral Joined: 14 Jan 2004 Posts: 7909 Location: Houston

HMMMMM.... farfetched ideas, huh???? Well... How about The crew of Voyager all get together for a reunion on Voyager. Due to a horrible storm... they are again lost in the Delta quadrent. (Actually that isn't too far fetched... Anyway it mirrors what happens to the crew of the SS MInow on GIligan's Island:))

OK here's a fun far fetched idea... The Voyager crew goes back in time and happen upon this website. They are confused as to how there could be a site talking about them so far in the past. They then have a convention, inviting all of us regular users, and upon meeting us are starteled to learn that the lives they are accustomed to are actually ficticious stories. We are all floored to discover Voyager and all her crew are actually real. This one is fun b/c it play with the time line and also b/c we will all get to star in it!!!!

Jadzia Lenara Dax · **Wed Jan 28, 2004 6:39 pm**

The last one sounds interesting, I'll admit

In one of my classes at school, we wrote a story where the main character ended up stranded on an island with the cast of Gilligan's Island--turns out, they'd been marooned there after the show ended. Gilligan's Island: the first real reality show.

ILoveHarry · Admiral Joined: 14 Jan 2004 Posts: 7909 Location: Houston

Here's anouther one.

Naomi Wildman is captain of her own ship. HAving learned so much aboard Voyager, she zipped thru the Acadamy, and is now the youngest captain ever. Maybe 18 or early 20's.... She misses her godfather, Nelix terriably and sets a course for the Delta quad. to find him. OR She goes back in time to help Voyager along the way... something. Naomi as captain would be fun.

Jadzia Lenara Dax · **Sun Feb 08, 2004 1:18 am**

Probably just me, but that little girl drove me nuts. Something about the actress just irks me, I think, because she bothers me on Reba too. However, since she'd be an adult, a different actress would most likely play her--which would solve my problem.

WeAz · **Mon Apr 12, 2004 6:46 pm**

Voyager and Starcraft, the rest is obvious

Robsladey · **Fri Apr 16, 2004 3:17 am**

Voyager meets Power Rangers...when Janeway is in trouble she morphs to become the pink ranger..the ship then of course transforms into the megazord

Oliver · **Fri Apr 16, 2004 4:34 am**

Okay, how about this one:

Next Star Trek series will take place in the year 2004. No starships, no phasers, no transporters, no replicators, ...

Hmmm, that is pretty boring huh?

ILoveHarry · Admiral Joined: 14 Jan 2004 Posts: 7909 Location: Houston

I think a series based on the Academy days would be fun. Good way to pull in the young crowd, and also interest current fans. We could also see lots of characters from the other sessons... they could be teachers, gust speakers... Naomi and Icheb could be students!

Jadzia Lenara Dax · **Fri Apr 16, 2004 4:59 pm**

Referring to the original thread, personally, Freddy Krueger in Star Trek would horrify me. Although, it sounds amusing...holodeck skit!

Emergency Command Hologra · **Mon Apr 19, 2004 10:53 am**

Ewoks come through the wormhole. Kira underestimates them because they're so cute... but then they seize DS9 and begin the conquest of the Alpha Quadrant.

Superman · Fleet Admiral Joined: 06 Dec 2003 Posts: 10220

How about Voyager VS Darth Vader & The Empire!!!

Janeway would kick Vader's butt.

Some funny ideas here, folks. Looking back, I never thought this topic would take off.

harrykims#1fan · **Tue Apr 27, 2004 6:58 am**

Xmen Vs TNG
Captain Picard Finds that he is destined to be Proffesor Xavier and has an identity crisis