What songs cheer u up when you are in a depressed mood?

Leo Wyatt

What songs do you listen to when you are in a depressed mood?

ok tell a little joke, cheer me up i dont care. a friend hurt me deeply. i am so in a depressed mood. i better get out of it.

Theresa · **Thu Feb 26, 2004 1:05 pm**

I watch the tape of the Patriots winning the Superbowl,

Music in general makes me happy. Christmas music, though, well, yeah,

imzadi76 · **Thu Feb 26, 2004 1:08 pm**

Listen to anything from 'They Might Be Giants.' They always cheer me up.

A joke:

A giraffe, a priest, a rabbi, the easter bunny, and santa claus walk into a bar.
The bartender stops what he's doing, puts his hands on the bar, leans toward them and says, "What is this? Some kind of freakin' joke?!?"

ILoveHarry · Admiral Joined: 14 Jan 2004 Posts: 7909 Location: Houston

^Cute joke:)

Well My all time feel good song is Sweet Caroline, but that's b/c that's my name:) Whenever I really need apick me up, I put in some New Kids on THe Block. THey were my fave ever in most of my teen years, so they still bring a smile to my face. Also other great 80's or 50's songs will do that for me. I also LOVE musicals.... I hope this helps!!!

My other advise: go toy uor riend and tell them how you feel, and how they hurt you and why... be calm and honest and ready to hear an explanation with an open mind and heart:)

Leo Wyatt · **Thu Feb 26, 2004 1:17 pm**

thanks. loved the joke it cracked me up

yeah i would do that.

imzadi76 · **Thu Feb 26, 2004 1:38 pm**

Another joke:

Q:What's the diffence between a midgit genius and a woman with VD?

A:One's a cunning runt....

Theresa · **Thu Feb 26, 2004 1:42 pm**

OMG that is disgusting

ewwwww

1/1 · **Thu Feb 26, 2004 3:57 pm**

I didn't get the jokes

Anyhoo at the moment I love Careless Whispers by George Michael but it's kinda sad. You make me feel brand new by Simpley Red is a nice happy one

IntrepidIsMe · **Thu Feb 26, 2004 5:01 pm**

I just sing whatever, but that works for me, as I'm home alone alot

Leo Wyatt · **Thu Feb 26, 2004 5:13 pm**

you guys are so cool

how about candle in the rain by 4him. ok u probably dont know who they are. but it is a good song. i am going to take someone's advise that pm a few minutes ago.

imzadi76 · **Thu Feb 26, 2004 5:19 pm**

Another Joke:

A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey and two worms.

"Now, class. Observe closely the worms," said the professor putting a worm first into the water. The worm in the water writhed about, happy as a worm in water could be.

The second worm, he put into the whiskey. It writhed painfully, and quickly sank to the bottom, dead as a doornail.

"Now, what lesson can we derive from this experiment?" the professor asked.

Johnny, who naturally sits in back, raised his hand and wisely, responded, "Drink whiskey and you won't get worms."

Leo Wyatt · **Thu Feb 26, 2004 5:24 pm**

ok now i am smiling

Leo Wyatt · **Thu Feb 26, 2004 5:25 pm**

old joke. how do u get the meat out of a fly?

you unzip it. get it? i know little dirty joke i heard when i was 13.

IntrepidIsMe · **Thu Feb 26, 2004 5:33 pm**

I can't even remember things from when I was 13

Joke:
One day a first grade class was discussing the upcoming election; of course, being in first grade, the teacher was doing most of the discussing. At the end of the discussion, the teacher said "I'm voting for the democratic candidate, who else is too?" Of course all the children raised their hands wanting to be like their teacher, except Susie. The teacher then asked Susie "Why won't you raise your hand?" and Susie responded: "Well, my mommy's a Republican and my daddy's a Republican, so that makes me a Republican". The teacher got very angry and sputtered "Well if your mother was a moron, and your father was a moron, what would you be?!?!". Susie said "Then I'd be a Democrat".

imzadi76 · **Thu Feb 26, 2004 5:34 pm**

good ones!

Here's another:

A man with a bad stomach complaint goes to his local doctor and asks him what he can do. The doctor replies that the illness is quite serious but can be cured with a small course of two
suppositories inserted deep up the back passage. The man agrees, and so the doctor warns him of the pain, tells him to bend over, and shoves the thing way up his behind. The doctor then hands him the second dose and tells him to do the same thing in six hours time using rubber gloves and KY-Jelly or something.

So, the man goes home and later that evening tries to get the second suppository inserted, but he finds he cannot reach himself properly to obtain the required depth. Thus, he calls
his wife over and tells her what to do. The wife nods, puts one hand on his shoulder to steady him and with the other shoves the medicine home.

Suddenly the man screams in disgust.

"What's the matter?" asked his wife. "Did I hurt you?"

"No," replies the man, "but I just realized that when the doctor did that, he had BOTH hands on my shoulders."

IntrepidIsMe · **Thu Feb 26, 2004 5:38 pm**

Ugh, that is so gross

imzadi76 · **Thu Feb 26, 2004 5:45 pm**

Another (semi-)gross joke:

A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist. The doctor took one look at her, and all his professionalism went out the window.

He immediately told her to undress. After she had disrobed, the doctor began to stroke her thigh.

Doing so, he asked her, "Do you know what I'm doing?"

"Yes," she replied, "you're checking for any abrasions or dermatological abnormalities."

"That is right," said the doctor.

He then began to fondle her breasts. "Do you know what I'm doing now?"

"Yes," the woman said, "you're checking for any lumps or breast cancer."

"Correct," replied the shady doctor.

Finally, he mounted his patient and started having sexual intercourse with her.

He asked, "Do you know what I'm doing now?"

"Yes," she said. "You're getting herpes, which is why I came here in the first place."

Ronevick · **Thu Feb 26, 2004 6:11 pm**

I like to listen to 80's pop when i'm depressed. Kajagoogoo, A Flock Of Seagulls, all that kinda stuff.

Joke:

What did the man say when he walked into a bar?

"Ouch!" Duh!

^It's lame I know, but it's a joke all the same.

sabertooth1217 · **Thu Feb 26, 2004 6:26 pm**

Linkin Park lol strange

Joke:
What do you get when you cross Bill Clinton and George Bush?
A pimp with a speech impediment.

Theresa · **Thu Feb 26, 2004 10:42 pm**

janeway9 · **Fri Feb 27, 2004 12:13 am**

Hmm, this is a tough one but yet not so tough...it really depends on how depressed I am at the time. But these few cheer me up inside...I don't know just the words comfort me in a weird way....

Cold - Bleed
Cold - Confession
Staind - 4 Walls
Stone Sour - Bother
Evanescence - My Immortal
Evanescence - Understanding (original)

There are many many many more but this list would take up too much space if I listed them all. The reason being is I have a depressive disorder called BPD (BoardLine Personality Disorder) with Bi-Polar Behavior. I go from one mood to the other in a matter of mins sometimes. Its sux but I'm use to it now...took a few years but I am and so with that being said now you know why the list of songs would be very very long.

If you want to know more about my Disorder then click on the link below, it will tell you all you need know about it and maybe shade some light on what you don't know about me...
http://www.nimh.nih.gov/publicat/bpd.cfm

Also feel free to ask me any question about this I don't mind talking about it at all.

Leo Wyatt · **Fri Feb 27, 2004 4:39 am**

yeah 4him is so cool they are very humorous. when you all making me laugh they are too. should see them, i am going to their concert in may when they come to griffin ga. they rock.

i like shania twain. i listened to the song up yesterday. started getting back to my goofy self again

sabertooth1217 · **Fri Feb 27, 2004 8:28 am**

Jeff Miller · **Fri Feb 27, 2004 2:47 pm**

the song that best helps me out of a bad mood is "Shakedown" by Kenny Loggens on the Beverly Hills cop 2 movie

sabertooth1217 · **Fri Feb 27, 2004 5:58 pm**

A Leprechaun and his Bodily Fluids

One day a man walked in a bar with a box. He sat down, opened the box and out popped a leprechaun. The man told the bartender, "I want a pint of beer and a shot of whiskey for my buddy here."
There was man sitting at the end of the bar watching all of this and, after the leprechaun drank his shot of whiskey, he ran down to the end of the bar and spit in the guy's face. Then he ran back.

The guy with the box said, "I'll have another beer and a shot of whiskey for my buddy here."

After the leprechaun drank his shot of whiskey, he again ran to the end of the bar and spit in the man's face, then dashed back.

The guy with the box ordered another beer for himself and another shot for the leprechaun. Again, the after the leprechaun drank his shot of whiskey, he ran down to the end of the bar. But this time the man was waiting for him and he grabbed the leprechaun and held him in the air.

He said, "If you spit in my face again, I'm going to cut your pecker off."

The leprechaun laughed and said, "Leprechauns don't have peckers."

Then the man said, "If you don't have peckers, then how do you pee?"

"By spitting," said the leprechaun.