Family Guy

Kyle Reese · **Sat Oct 11, 2003 10:10 pm**

Heh heres one

Guy in closet: You know you're a redneck when your gunrack, has a gunrack on it!
Stewie: You suck!!! *slams door shut*

Deciviel · **Mon Oct 13, 2003 1:01 am**

*Stewie is being carried by an old security guard (I think) and he is trying to get away*

Stewie: I'll give you anything you want! Money, women...men?

The way he says it is so hillarious, you have to see it to fully appreciate it.

Kyle Reese · **Sat Oct 18, 2003 10:15 pm**

Yeah he's like Money?!?!? Women?!?!?!..... *thinks a second and turns away as he says* ...Men?

CaptJD · Disyple Joined: 16 Sep 2003 Posts: 2699 Location: Canada!

Kyle Reese · **Wed Oct 29, 2003 5:56 pm**

Has anyone seen "To Love and Die in Dixie"? Lol it's hilarious

Thomas · **Thu Oct 30, 2003 6:16 am**

I've seen all 50, but I don't remember their names.

Right... just looked through our DVDs, I remember it now.

*Goes off to watch it again*

BBS,

EDIT: Watched it now... that one's probably one of the best. Gotta love it when Peter starts talking to himself on the phone, and he spells out his name!

That raccoon thing is good too, I didn't remember that it flew out of his gun.

Kyle Reese · **Thu Oct 30, 2003 6:08 pm**

It's hilarious when he goes into that outhouse toilet or whatever and he says "I don't get how this works... It's just a hole. I don't think it goes anywhere. No it definitely doesn't go anywhere." Then a bird crashes into it and knocks it over

"It's everywhere! Augh! It's in my raccoon wounds!"

Thomas · **Fri Oct 31, 2003 3:58 am**

I'm shocked that the raccoon didn't jump out of the hole and start attacking him.

Kyle Reese · **Sat Nov 01, 2003 7:11 pm**

Lol yeah, it was also pretty funny when it showed Peter cutting a cake and he stabbed some chick that was in it but he was only mad because the cake was coconut

Thomas · **Sun Nov 02, 2003 6:15 am**

Something like: "I know how you feel son, I went to a crappy party once."

Something like that.

I watched some more yesterday,

The one where he punches that woman who he thinks is a man, and where Lois sings in his bar.

Kyre · Commodore Joined: 15 Mar 2002 Posts: 1263

I have a new favourite episode.

"Death Lives" where Peter tries to get Death a girlfriend. The end scene with Death and the lady from the pet shop is class.

Death: What are you talking about!? Animals fight all the time! (In response to the lady's blabbing about animals being nice)

Pet Shop Woman: Not with nuclear arms. You can't hug your children with nuclear arms.

Death touches her shoulder, instantly ending her stupid little life.

Death: Cheque please.

Deciviel · **Sun Nov 23, 2003 12:28 pm**

OMG this part was sooo funny.

Lois's sister, Carol, is having a baby.

Peter: I don't see a baby, but it looks like Carol is blowing a bubble.
Lois (to Peter): That's the head. (to Carol) Push, push!
Peter: I am! It won't got back in!

Kyle Reese · **Tue Nov 25, 2003 5:28 pm**

I like in "I am Peter, Hear me Roar" when he thinks he's a woman and he tries to breast feed Stewie when he's asleep and stewie wakes up and freaks out

Kyre · Commodore Joined: 15 Mar 2002 Posts: 1263

There's a good chance for new Family Guy episodes. Search for family guy and you'll likely come up with the article.

Apparently strong DVD sales are making the investors more likely to part with their cash to support the series.

Good news I say.

CaptJD · Disyple Joined: 16 Sep 2003 Posts: 2699 Location: Canada!

^ Wooo Hooo

Thomas · **Wed Nov 26, 2003 11:29 am**

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/eo/20031119/en_tv_eo/12954

That is fantastic news,

Kyle Reese · **Fri Nov 28, 2003 3:27 am**

Kyle Reese · **Sat Dec 06, 2003 3:09 am**

It gets lonely here sometimes...