BIG BROTHER:TNG STYLE

[ussshorty]

Right,i got bored one dy and decided to write story to do with str trek but i wanted it to have humour.If u go to deltaprime youll find it on the site or if u go to fanfiction.net youll find my story there but i am now gonn show it here.

sorry if my spellings bad my A button on my keyboard is sticking nd my grammer i cnt excuse.You wouldn't believe i got an A in english.

ok,better say first off all i dont own the next generation characters or Davina Mcall.

Next Gen belong to Paramount and Davina Mcall belongs to channel 4.I dont have contact with any of them.

Basically this story is UK Big Brother with the Next Genertion Crew.Its set in present time.

Big Brother contestants:Jean-Luc Picard,Will Riker,Deanna Troi,Beverly Crusher,Wesley Crusher,Data,Worf,Geordi LaForge,Q,Dimon Tog,Guinan,Miles O'brien.

Host:Davina Mcall.

but when it comes to someone talking over intercom or in the diary room that will be big brother which will be represented by BB.

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Week 1:BB-Its day one of week one in the big brother house and the last contestant is entering the house.

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Q:Honey im home!!!

Deanna:How do i know that voice?

(everyone thinks for a while)

Jean Luc+Will:Its......

Q:Jean-Luc!

Jean Luc+Will:Q

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BB-Its 1.00pm in the big brother house and Q is up to his annoying self.....He's flicking baked beans at Daimon.

Beverly:Will you grow up Q?

Q stops flicking peas and goes to turn Beverly into a dog but finds that his powers are gone.

Q:What the hell?

Q goes to the diary room Beverly + Deanna rush to the door to hear why Q's lost his powers.

BB:Q in order to make it fir contestBig Brother has removed ll your powers

Q:What ,how?

BB:Well when we gave you all that vodka and you fell unconscious we surgically put a chip in you which holds back all your powers. You'll get them back s soon as you leave the house.

Q:You cant make me mortal !

BB:Well guess what? we just did.

Q:You are gonna regret this!

BB:I don't think so

Q walks out of the diary room.

Deanna:Hey everyone Q's lost his powers

Q:You were listening?

Bev:You betcha!

Will:So this means your on mortal footing,which means you can die.

Will looks to Jean-Luc then to Worf and unleashes a big grin.

Worf:Thank you God !

Q runs to the bathroom and locks himself in so Worf cant get him.

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BB:Its 5.00pm in the house and the housemates have settled down for some supper.Q still hasn't come out of the bathroom so Deanna goes and tries to persuade him to come out.

Deanna:Q,please come out, as a mortal you have to eat something.

Will:Why are you bothering? He's a pain in the arse, let him starve.

Deanna:Will! He's human just like you and me and if he doesn't come out ill lock you in the bathroom and see how you like it.

Will:That sounds fun.

Will smiles,Deanna just shakes her head.

Deanna:Q please

Q:Im not stupid enough to walk into my own death.

Deanna:I wont let anyone hurt you,i promise.

Q unlocks the door and comes out slowly, seeing that his place at the table has been set between Worf and Data.

Deanna:You can have my place next to Bev and Will.

Q:Thank you.

Will:Damn!

They all start tucking into their meals and Will starts rubbing his foot up the side of the leg of a fellow mate.

Worf:Will,if you do not stop rubbing your foot up against my leg, I will punch you!

Everyone except Will+Worf hide a smile behind their hands or napkins.

Will:Sorry, wrong person.

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Its 11.55pm and Daimon and Guinen are talking.

Daimon:You know that Deanna Troi is quite a woman just like her mother.

Guinan:I wouldnt let Deanna hear you say shes like her mother.

Daimon:I think i might have a chance,Shes beautiful and seductive.

Guinen:And i wouldnt let Will hear you say those things about her,less he'll most likely brake every bone in your body.

Daimon:Shes a free spirit,she can do what she likes.

Guinen:I think Deanna has particular taste's.

Daimon:Hmmmm...

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Day Two.

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All housemates are in bed except Will and Wesley.Its 7.30am and Will has prepared a champagne breakfast for him and Deanna.

Will:Dont touch the croissants Wes!

Wesley:I cant help it.Im hungry.

Will:You couldv'e stayed in bed,You didn't have to help me!

Wesley:What! you said you would chuck me out of shuttlebay 2 if i didn't help you.

Will:Oh yeah, Im a genius at bribery.

Wesley rolled his eyes.

Wesley:I do admire you, Deanna has got a wonderful pair of..........eyes, she has a wonderful pair of eyes.

Will:I know

Wesley:But Will, Didn't she dump you?

Will:Wes, dump is such a harsh word, we were too different and anyway things are gonna change after this breakfast.

Wes:Oh yeah, whatcha gonna do?

You'll see and leave the bloody croissants alone.

Beverly and Daimon went into the kitchen and saw croissants and champagne.

Bev:Ohhhhh....champagne

Daimon goes to pick up a croissant but Will comes round the corner at the right moment.

Will:Noooooooo! You touch them, i'll make your life a living hell.

Bev:Ok,Ok!

Daimon:Geez,take a chill pill.

Woken up by the fuss Deanna and Geordi get up to see what's going on.

Deanna:What's going on?

Will:The breakfast was a surprise for you.

Geordi:Oh Will,for me, You shouldn't have.Am i blushing.

Will:Shut up! I meant for Deanna

Deanna:Oh Will,Thats so sweet and thoughtful.

Geordi, Beverly,Wesley and Daimon start making comments under their breath.

Bev:Butt kisser

Geordi:He hasn't got a chance.

Wes:I think he has

Daimon:Shes mine!

Geordi,Beverly and Wesley look at him.

Daimon:What?

Will passes Deanna a croissant

Deanna:Thanks.

Deanna walks straight past him.

Will:But....?

Will goes back to bed to sulk

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Its 1.23pm in the big brother house and Q and Deanna are having a quite little chat in the swimming pool.

Q:I know I don't usually say these words but thank you

Deanna:What for?

Q:For last night

Denna:It was nothing

Q:To me it was, you didn't let me starve and you kept Worf away from me.If you didn't do that then Worf wouldv'e killed me, but my death doesn't matter.

Deanna:Dont say that, some of us care.

Q:What like Worf, Beverly and Will?

Deanna:Well you did annoy Worf on the Enterprise and you turnt Bev into a dog.

Q:True, But it was fun.

Deanna:And Will, well you turnt him into a Q but I admit Will is a little childish and lets his humour take over now and again.

Deanna takes Q's hand

Deanna:Look dont worry, just try to get along with him.

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Its 6.05pm in the big brother house Jean-Luc and Geordi are totally drunk and playing twister and on that note failing miserably.

BB:This is big brother can Will please come to the diary room.

Will walks over to the diary room and opens the door and enters.

BB:Hello Will

Will:Hey big brother!

BB:Will are you aware of how close Q and Deanna have become?

Will:She just protecting him from Worf.

BB:You don't think it could be more than that?

Will:What do you mean?

BB:Do you think something might come out of their new friendship?

Will:Nah! Deanna hs taste.

BB:Big brother thought you might deny it so we would like to play you a recording from earlier on today.

(Recording-Deanna:I admit Will can be a little childish.)

Big brother stops the tape.

Will:Nice try! Im not foolish enough to fall for that.

BB:Im sorry Will but its true.We can show you the video if you like?

Will:This cant be true,shes mine were meant for each other.

Will walks out of the diary room and sits next to Worf and closely observes Q and Deanna.

Deanna:Will are you ok?

Will:Fine, absouloutly fine.

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11.00pm and Jean-Luc and Geordi are totally rat assed and Worf is almost in the same circumstances and along with Data all four of them are plying hide and seek.

BB:This is big brother,may we remind all of you that tomorrow is the nominations for fridays eviction and we recommend you start thinking who your going to vote for.

Geordi:Thank you (hiccup)..Big Brother!

Worf:Found you Geordi!

Geordi:OH S**T!! ITS NOT FAIR IM MEANT TO WIN!!

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So as the housemates settle for the night who will be up for nomination.

Will it be one of the alcoholics or will it be Deanna after Will heard her comment.

Tune in tomorrow to find out.....

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CHAPTER 2-NOMINATIONS AND EVICTIONS

ive been asked why daimon is in it well thats because i couldn't think of anyone else to add to my story.

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BB: It's day three and today at 5.00pm, each housemate will nominate two fellow housemates for tomorrow nights eviction.

Data: Excuse me Geordi, I don't see the point in this eviction.

Geordi:Its a compitition,you know theres a loser and a winner and.....and i cant be bother to explain go ask Jean-Luc.

Data: Excuse me Jean.......

Jean-Luc:Go away!

Data: Ok

Data walks back over to Geordi.

Data: He told me to go away.

Geordi:Then go to the diary room

Data: Diary room, right.

Data walks over to the diary room and enters

BB: Hello Data.

Data: Hello

BB: What can big brother do for you?

Data: I do not see the point why we have to nominate people for eviction.

BB: Well the last 3 people here will be up for a chance to win �1 million pounds, the public will vote two off and the last person in the house wins the money.

Data: So the public votes off the people and we just put them up for nomination?

BB:Yup thats right.

Data:Ohhh....I still don't get it

BB:In time you will

Data: When?

BB:Data.....GET LOST !

Data walks out and goes and sits on the couch next to Geordi.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------It's 4.59pm and the housemates are getting ready for the nominations.

BB: Hello housemates, This is big brother

Housemates:Hello big brother !

BB: As you know tonight is your nomination night and the housemates with the most nominations will be put up for tomorrow nights public eviction. The housemate to go will be revealed tomorrow night at 8.30pm.Can Jean-Luc report to the diary room.

Jean-luc walks over to the diary room and opens the door. Once in he sits on the comfy chair.

Jean-Luc:Hello big brother !!!

BB:Jean-Luc can you give us two nominations and a reason why you nominated each person.

Jean-Luc:Ok, well my first nomination is going to be Q because i just hate him and he's depressing me.

BB: and your second nomination?

Jean-Luc:Daimon Tog, just because he's ugly to look at.

BB:Thats not a very good reason.

Jean-Luc:Well its my reason and i like it.

BB: Thank you, when you go out send Will in.

Jean-Luc walks out

Jean-Luc:WILLLLLLLLLL !!! Big brother wants you.

Will sits down in the diary room

BB: Will can we have your 2 nominations and reasons please

Will: Right, my first nomination is gonna be Q cause i swear he's gonna pounce on Deanna at any moment and my second nomination is going to be Daimon cause i swear he's gonna do summin to Deanna.

BB: Will, you are aware you have given us almost the exact same reasons for both of your nominations.

Will: Yeah well, Deanna's not safe and neither are the rest of the ladies in the house.

BB: Thank you Will. Send Deanna in.

Deanna:My first nomination is Guinen, i just get the feeling that she's really sad and wants to leave and Daimon Tog, I swear he's watching me.

BB:Deanna will you now leave the diary room and send Beverly in.

Deanna goes sits on the couch next to will. Beverly goes into the diary room.

BB: Hello Beverly

Bev:Hi

BB: You know what to do? cause we are sick of explaining it.

Bev:Yeah ok. My first nomination is Geordi cause i swear he's becoming an alcoholic and my second one is Q he's causing a rift between Will and Deanna.

next in is Data

Data: I don't see the point in this.

BB: Please just do it!!!

Data:Ok,you don't have to shout at me. Right ummm my first nominations is Q I fear Worf will kill him and my second is Guinen, she's too quiet.

BB:Thank you ! Now can you send Wes in.

Wesley: Hi

BB:Yeah,yeah

Wesley:Well ummm.......my first nomination is Daimon because he smells funny and Q because i don't like him and no one else likes him.

BB:Get out and send Worf in.

Worf:My first nomination is Miles O'brien, i haven't seen him since we entered the house and my second nomination is Guinen, shes being boring.

BB: Your not voting Q

Work:Nope, its good to torment him.

BB: Fair enough, please send Q in.

Q walks in

Q: Hello big brother. My first nomination is worf,im too young to die and my second is Wesley he's constantly fantasising about Deanna.

BB: Thank you Q, send Daimon in.

BB: 2 nominations

Daimon:Well Will is my first nomination is Will because he beats ferengi's at chess and my second is Guinen she's not as beautiful as Deanna and Beverly.

Miles O'brien is the next one in.

Miles: Q because he irritates me and keeps on calling me lepricorn and Guinen because she's feeling really sad.

BB: Thank you

Guinen:Id like to nominate Daimon due to the fact hes boring me with his convosations and my next oe is Q ,we hate each other.

BB: Thank you!

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Its 7.00pm and big brother are ready to announce the names of the housemates up for eviction tomorrow night.

BB:Housemates this is big brother, the following housemates up for nomination in alphabetical order are:

Daimon

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Guinen

and

Q

All three should pack, there is a chance any one of you will go tomorrow.

Q: Well i knew i was gonna be nominated.

diamond don't believe it, everyone loves me.

Jean-luc:Wow! you must've had more alcohol than me to get to that conclusion.

Guinen:I want to go, I miss my bar.

Deanna gives Guinen a big hug of hope.

Miles: I wanna get drunk, anyone gonna join me?

Jean Luc+Geordi:Yay!

Geordi:I though you'd never ask.

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Day four, its 1.05am and only Guinen has gone to bed, Geordi,Jen-luc and Miles are drunk again and are doing the irish jig.

Geordi stumbles into the diary room.

BB:Hello Geordi

Geordi:Where am i?

BB:You are in the diary room.

Geordi:Oh....Bye!

Geordi stumbles back out.

Miles:Geordi...will you marry me?

Geordi:Yes, I love you Miles.

Geordi goes into the girls room and puts one of Beverly's skirts on.

Geordi:Ready or not here i come.

Miles:You look gorgeous!!

Jean-luc:Data you can give Geordi away, Will you can be best man, the rest of you can be bridesmaids.

Jean-Luc hums the wedding march and Geordi and Miles take each others hand.Deanna and Beverly look at each other and laugh.

Miles: Shut-up! this is the happiest day of my life.

Jean-Luc:Der friends we re gathered here to witness the marriage of Miles La Forge and Geordi O'brien.

Data goes to correct him but Will stops him.

Jean-Luc:Repeat after me, 'I Miles take the love of my life Geordi to be my loving wife'

Miles: I Miles take the love of my life Geordi to be my loving wife.

Jean-Luc:And Geordi 'I take you Miles to be my caring husband'

Geordi:I Geordi, take you Miles to be my caring husband.

Jean-Luc:Rings

Geordi:Rings?

Miles: Oh crap!

Deanna:Here borrow mine and Beverly's

Jean-Luc:Put them on the wedding fingers

Geordi and Miles exchange rings.

Jean-Luc:I now pronounce you husband and wife, you may kiss the bride.

Miles sweeps Geordi into his arms and gives him a big wet snog.

Will: Their gonna regret that later.

Deanna:Oh yeah

Bev:Who's up for champagne?

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Its 10.00am and everyone is up and awake.

Q:And how are the happy couple?

Geordi:why,who got together?

Deanna:Dont tell me you dont remember?

Jean-Luc:Remember what?

Beverly:This is brilliant

Miles:Tell us!

Deanna:Oooo...should we tell them,its their fault they got to drunk that they cant remember, what do you think Will?

Will:I dont kow

Beverly:Data, you explain

Data:At 1.00am this morning you Geordi and Miles got married in a ceremony conducted by Jean-Luc.

Jean-Luc bursts out laughing

Miles:Your kidding right?

Deanna:Why do you think Geordi is wearing one of Beverly's skirts?

Q:He could be a cross-dresser in his spare time

Geordi:Shut-up!

Will:Also Geordi's wearing Deanna's ring and Miles is wearing Beverly's ring, you didn't have your own rings to switch so the girls let you borrow their rings.

Miles:I dont believe it

Wesley:Well you better ,we were all witnesses

Beverly:Thats what happens when you drink too much alcohol

Geordi:Was it a nice ceremony? Did we make a good couple?

Miles:Geordi, I have a wife and daughter

Geordi:Well its not my fault you said yes.

Wesley:Actually Miles proposed,you said yes

Geordi:Oh ok

Miles:I proposed! Oh god Keiko's going to make my life a living hell.

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Its 3.00pm and all the housemates have washed and has both breakfast and lunch.Daimon goes and talks to Guinen.

Daimon:So who do you think will go tonight?

Guinen:Hopefully me!

Daimon:Dont say that.I feel very close to you.

Guinen:(Sarcastically)Really? how sweet.

Daimon:I think Q might go.

Guinen:God i hope not

Daimon:What do you mean?

Guinen:Look, i want to go cause you annoy me and quite frankly id rather be stuck with Q than you.

Daimon:I dont believe im hearing this

Guinen:Heres another tip, stop pesturing Deanna, she has good taste and you dont come under that catergory.

Guinen gets up and walks out and goes to the bathroom and locks herself in.Meanwhile in the bedroom Daimon starts to cry,no one answers to his tears.

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Its 9.00pm and the first eviction will now take place.

Davina:Hello big brother housemates,this is big brother we are live on channel 4 so please dont swear.As you know one of the following contestants will be leaving.Daimon,Guinen and Q it is out of you three.You will find out whos the first to go in half an hour.

Q:Deanna,Id just like to say thankyou for being a friend to me in the house and i really appreciate it.

Deanna:It was my pleasure.

Will and Geordi go into a quiet corner.

Will:Would you look at that, hes all over her and shes trying to pull away.

Geordi:Uhhhh....Will, I think their just friends.

Will:Nah...he wants something more

Geordi:Hey Will just chill and have a beer...relax, hes bound to go.

Will:Yeah,your right, thank you.

Geordi:I better go give a beer to hubbie

Geordi walks over to Miles

Geordi:Here you go hubby!

Miles:Thank you and stop callig me hubby, im not your hubby.

Geordi:Well if you say so.

Davina:Housemates can you all gather in the sitting area please.Big Brother have counted up the votes and are ready to announce who the person whos going.

Th first housemate to go is..........Guinen.

Guinen:Yup, i knew it, thank you lord.

Guinen gives everyone husg except Q and Daimon but she shakes Q hand to be civilized.

Guinen:You all take care of one and other now.

Evweryone:Bye Guinen!

Guinen walks out and theres a massive cheer from the crowd.

Will go's over to Geordi

Will:You said Q was gonna go!

Geordi:What? and you believe everything i say?

Will:Yeah

Geordi:Will,take my advise never listen to an alcoholic married to a man.

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GUINENS INTERVIEW

Davina:Its friday night,I am with our first evictee,known for serving behind the bar and her big hats its....Guinen.

Guinen supporters cheer

Guinen:Yeah! loads of respect to you guys.Thanks.

Davina:Hello Guinen! now you seemed unhappy in the house,why was that? and are you glad to be out?

Guinen:Yes im so glad to be out ad i wasnt unhappy i was just bored cause i missed my bar.Plus Daimon kept on following me like a lost lamb.

Davina:So Daimon really got on your nerves?

Guinen:Hell yeah,he got on everyone's nerves

Davina:So what did you think of Miles and Geordi getting married?

Guinen:Well i didnt see the ceremony,but i was told it was very beautiful and they make a cool couple.Just wait til they've been married as many times as me.

Davina:How many times have you been married?

Guinen:Oh cummon thats like asking a woman her age.

Davina:Yeah, how old are you?

Guinen:None of your god damn buisness.

(Goes to a brake)

Davina:Welcome back,im with Guinen,who was the first contestant to leave the big brother house.So Guinen anything youve disliked while being in the UK.

Guinen:Yeah people comparing me to some american actress called Whoopi Goldburg,I dont even know who she is.

Davina:Right.Last two questions now, who do you think will b the next to go? and who do you think will win?

Guinen:I think Q will be next out and i think Will is going to win because of his female fans but Deanna could wiin on her male fans.

Host:Ok.Thank you Guinen.Everybody Guinen

yet again big cheers.

Host:Remember tune in tomorrow.

As the credits role R.E.S.P.E.C.T. by Aretha Franklin is playes with Guinens bits from big brother.

[Seven of Nine]

Not too bad Continue, please

[Melodramatic]

LOL
THis gets funnier and funnier.
Keep up the good work

[ussshorty]

well youll have to give me a little time cause ive got to write it then put it on to fanfic.com and then copy and paste on to this site and delta prime but trust me its worth the wiat.

[Voy_Girl]

Woah... It definitely is long!

[Sarah Connor]

LoL!

They.............They..............They got married! LOL!

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CHAPTER 3-WHAT TO DO WITH A ALCOHOLIC!

Ok as youve probaly realised,i take time to write and ive also been coming up with more to this story and other stories
11 more contestants to go.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Its day 5 and the housemates are back into the swing of things after the eviction last night.Its 7.50 and Beverly and Deanna are up and cooking some breakfast due to not being able to sleep.

Bev:I can't believe that Guinen went out last night, I was so confident that it would be Q.

Deanna::Q's alright, when he's not stuck up his own arse.Ive became quite good friends with him.I was sure that Daimon would go.

Bev:What?Deannam, Q turned me into a dog, introduced us to the bog and turned Will into a Q.

deanna:I know....but..

Bev:But..?

Deanna:But thats what Q's do.They get bored and lonely and i happen to think that Q's alright as a mortal.

Bev:Well im sorry to say this, but he's coming between you and Will.

Deanna:Im getting sick of this.

Bev:What..?

Deanna:Me and Will, why does everyone presume were gonna get back together? cause thats ot going to happen.

Bev:Youre meant for each other,you his lobster.

Deanna gives Beverly a confused look but on top of that gives a shut-up look.

Deanna:Im sorry but Will and I split for a very good reason and i know i've moved on and got on with my life.

Bev:Oh cummon.You and Will only splt because of your work.You two could surely find a way to work around that?

Deanna:It's not just work.There was a whole differant reason,we just blamed it on work cause it was easier.

Bev:What was the real reason?

Deanna:I.....

Will walks out of the boys bedroom and heads to the kitchen.Deanna decides to go have a shower to avoid the subject.

Will:I swear shes avoiding me.

Bev:Will,why did you and Deanna split?You were such a perfect couple.

Will:Work.Too long hours,Deanna being on call all of the time,me being first officer.We just didn't get to spend time together as a couple.

Bev:Nothing else?

Will:Nope.
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BB:Can Geordi please come to the diary room.

Geordi:But i dont wanna.

BB:NOW!!

Geordi walks to the diary room and debates whether to go in or not,when suddenly a hand pulls him in.

Geordi:Owwww

BB:Thank you

Geordi:What do you want?

BB:Geordi we are concerned with h ow much youve been drinking.

Geordi:And.....?

BB:We'd like you to cut down.

Geordi:No....never!!!!!

Geordi runs out of the diary room and takes three 6 packs from the fridge and hides in the chicken house.

Geordi:You wont take me sober!
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Its 10.00pm and Jean-Luc is also desperate for alcohol but theres none left ,so he goes out to the chicken house and puts a stick through the hole and starts poking Geordi and shouting abuse at him.

Jean-Luc:Come out you sissy, your a poor excuse for a alcoholic.Your meant to share with your mates.

Geordi:Big brother wants to stop me from drinking.

Jean-Luc:Yeah they do,But i don't

Geordi:I bet your on big brothers side,you want the alcohol to yourself.

Jean-Luc:Im not on their side.Their a bunch of non-important,non-alcoholics,who know nothing.

Geordi:Do you want to come in?

Jean-Luc:What..?

Geordi:Do you want to come in the chicken house?

Jean-Luc:Do you provide alcohol?

Geordi:Hell yeah!

Jean-Luc:Ok,let me in.

Geordi lets Jean-luc in and they start to sing.

Geordi+Jean:We are the merry men who love to drink,were in the chicken house getting drunk ummm....lalalalala.
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Its 4.00pm and the housemates are being drive crazy by Jean-Luc and Geordi's singing.

Deanna;I cant believe we can actually hear them with the doors closed.Were inside their outside.

Will:It wouldn't hurt for the house to have soundproof glass..hint hint big brother.

Work walks over to the window with two green cushions covering his ears.He sticks the middle finger up to them but they just poke out the tongues and laugh and then get back to their singing.

Worf:Today is a very good day for them to die.

Q:Dont worry.They'll soon get bored,I mean how much alcohol can they possibly have in that chicken house?

Beverly walks over to the fridge and looks in it.

Bev:Well we did have 5 sixpacks we are now left with two.

Miles:Oh my God,thats not enough alcohol for a irish man.

Q:They will get bored.I wreckon at the speed their drinking theyv'e got about four cans left.So how about a non-alcoholic member of the house hide the beer somewhere,then when they come in they can't have anymore and they'll just have to go into a state of deep depression.

Deanna:Thats a fantastic idea.

Will:(under his breathe)I could of come up with that.

Daimon:So could I.
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Its 9.00pm and Jean-Luc and Geordi come in the house.

Jean-Luc:Im Robin Hood.

Geordi:Ad im the fair maid Marion.

Jean-Luc:And you are our merry men.

Geordi:But one of you is my maid and Worf your that lucky maid.

Work:I am not a merry maid.

Jean-Luc:We demand alcohol!

Deanna:Sorry Robin,the alcohol is in a very safe location.

Bev:Yup,I suppose you could say its deep in the dark of Sherwood forest.

Jean-luc:You can't do this.Im Robin Hood.

Geordi:And im maid Marion.

Q:Well guess what Robin?Your going sober for a long long time.

Geordi:HAHA!!

Q:Dont laugh Marion.

Bev:Your going sober too.

Wes:Just think of it as a life sentance.

Jean-Luc:Well ive got some bad news for you,Your no longer my merry men.

Will:My heart is breaking

Geordi:Sorry Worf,Your sacked as my merry maid.

Worf:I wasn't even your merry maid.
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Well tune in tomorrow and see how Geordi and Jean-Luc are reacting to the new rules.