Voysger Crew In School ADD ON!!

Sarah Connor · **Wed Sep 17, 2003 7:18 pm Voysger Crew In School ADD ON!!**

HIGH SCHOOL JITTERS

THIS IS THE VOYAGER CREW IN 12TH

JANEWAY- POPULAR PREP.
CHAKOTAY- SEX DRIVEN MANIAC
TOM- HIPPIE
HARRY- MR. PERFECT
TUVOK- FREAK
DOCTOR- MEDICAL FREAK
B'ELANNA- IN THE GROUP CAUS SHE'S TOM'S GAL.

B'ELLANA, "HEY TOM WHATS UP?"
"SHH B'ELANNA MY DAD'S ASLEEP."
"I CAN'T BELIEVE WERE DOIN IT."
"SHHHH!"

THE NEXT DAY:

"TOM YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'VE BEEN UP ALL NIGHT!" KATHRYN SAID AS SOON AS SHE SAW TOM.
"I HAVE," TOM SNICKERS AS B'ELANNA PULLED UP.
"OH NO TOM WITH HER."
"HEY SHE'S COOL!"
"WHO'S COOL TOM?"
"NOONE DEAR."
"OH OK. HI KATHRYN."
"HI"

Voy_Girl · **Thu Sep 18, 2003 2:36 pm**

I have to ask for the rating?

Saoirse_Granger · **Thu Sep 18, 2003 4:02 pm**

Iiiintresting. I have to ask you, too, where the Caps Lock key is, and if you could kindly press it, and stop yelling in my ears.

No offence it's just one of my pet hates.

Sarah Connor · **Thu Sep 18, 2003 5:36 pm**

Sorry. Rateing? I just decided to put it all in caps.

sabertooth1217 · **Thu Sep 18, 2003 6:19 pm**

how are they in school. i want to enroll! lol @ SEX DRIVEN MANIAC

Voy_Girl · **Fri Sep 19, 2003 2:58 pm**

Sarah Connor · **Fri Sep 19, 2003 6:26 pm**

It should be if the peeps who add on dont make it bad. right now its not to bad mabey pg10

Seven of Nine · **Sat Sep 20, 2003 3:33 am**

No going higher than pg-13 (12a in the uk, don't know for anywhere else!).

If it's going to be pg-13 could you put a warning in the title? Thanks

Kyle Reese · **Sat Sep 20, 2003 8:38 am**

Lmao i started laughing when i saw that chakotay was a "sex driven maniac" reminded me of family guy for a second

Melodramatic · Rear Admiral Joined: 04 Feb 2003 Posts: 4577

I think its really good.
I'll think of something then pm it to you.
Good work

Voy_Girl · **Sun Sep 21, 2003 9:15 am**

Voy_Girl · **Sun Sep 21, 2003 9:22 am**

This thread has been split. Find "The Secret Love" here!

Tech · **Fri Sep 26, 2003 9:40 am**

[Warning: Their behaviour is out-of-character.]

Doctor (shrieking): You shouldn't stay up all night! It's bad for your health! And I'm not even gonna ask what you were doing last night...
Tom: Chill out, Doc. If you want, I can tell you about it.
Chakotay: C'mon, Tom, spit it out!
Tom: All right. I was in my bedroom... (his words are drowned out by Tuvok, who's screaming real loudly)
Doc: What's the matter? Didja get a heart attack? Did a poisonous spider bit you? Oh no, oh no, where's my medkit? I know it's around here somewhere... (throws things around frantically, trying to find his medkit)
Tuvok: It's nothing... I just felt like screaming.
All: Sheesh!

Sarah Connor · **Fri Sep 26, 2003 4:37 pm**

Tuvok: *Laught Hysterically.* Hey everyone! Space Farting! *Continues Laughing.*
Janeway: That's dumb!
Chakotay: No! Space Sex!
Tom: Gimme high five Chakotay!

Tech · **Sat Sep 27, 2003 10:01 pm**

Janeway: Hey! Why did you slap me, you - !
Harry: Calm down, calm down, everyone!
Janeway: No way! Chakotay slapped me!
Chakotay: No, I didn't, I high-fived Tom!
B'Elanna (suspiciously): What's that supposed to mean?
Tuvok sniggers.
B'Elanna (angrily): Think something's funny, do ya, Vulcan-boy?!
B'Elanna slugs Tuvok.
Doctor: Medical emergency! Medical emergency! (makes ambulance siren noises, running around)
Tom: (to B'Elanna) You're supposed to punch me, girl!
B'Elanna: What's that supposed to mean?
Harry: O-kay... wanna hear me play the clarinet?
All: (tackles Harry)

Sarah Connor · **Mon Sep 29, 2003 8:47 am**

A teacher see's the commotion.

"Students!"
B'Elanna- Shut up ---!
Teacher- Detetion all of you!
All-Shut up!
Teacher grabs Tom by the ear and drags him.
Tom- Umm sir my girl is a Klingon.
Teacher- I dont give the ----!
B'Elanna- Let him go! B'Elanna tackles the teacher.

Tech · **Wed Oct 01, 2003 7:19 am**

Later, in Sex Education class...

Tom: Look at the size of that thing!
Chakotay: Woo! Yeah, this what I'm talkin' 'bout!
Torres (grabbing Tom's ear like the teacher): Hey, I'm sitting right here, you know!
Janeway (cringes as the teacher changed the projector slide): Like, EWW! I'm not even sure I wanna know what that is!
Harry: Oh, I know what that is... but I know you *DON'T* wanna know.
Doctor: EWW! It looks infected!
Tom and Chakotay: Quit your yapping and enjoy the show, guys!
Tuvok starts screaming again, causing the teacher to think there really is a serious problem, which in turn made the Doctor do his ambulance siren routine. Kim tried to swat at a fly which was on Janeway's face, thus hitting her square in the face (again... got accidentally hit twice, what are the odds of that?

) Chakotay and Tom got very angry with them for ruining the show, then attacked them. Torres attacked Tom for attacking people.
Teacher: DETENTION, ALL SEVEN OF YOU!

Sarah Connor · **Wed Oct 01, 2003 4:00 pm**

In detention

B'Elanna- I can't believe you Tom!
Tom- Me? *Innocent look.*
Principal over intercomm- Tom Paris and Chakotay please report to the principal's office!

In Principals Waiting Room

Tom- He hot stuff!(To Secretary.)
Chakotay- How's it going cutie? Care if I get comfy?
Chakotay then takes off his shirt.
Principal- Ahem. My office. NOW!

Office

Principal- Stealing? Graffiti? Drugs?!
Tom- Huh?
Chakotay- What!

Tech · **Thu Oct 02, 2003 6:47 am**

Tom: What the hell?!
Chakotay nudges Paris.
Chakotay: You must be talking about Tim and Chekote... you know, the one with the 'e's in his name.

Principal: There must be a reason I called you here... wait, lemme check. (flips through files) Ah, here we are! You are charged with one count of attacking your fellow classmates, another one count for atacking a teacher, blah, blah, blah, I hereby sentence you to be burned at the stake!
Tom and Chakotay: But B'Elanna attacked the teacher... what?! Burned at the stake? What d'you think we are?! Witches?
Tom: I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition... !
Principal: NO-body expects the Spanish Inquisition! Anyway, you're free to go. I can't burn you anyway, the police'll have my skin...
Tom and Chakotay leave the room, but not before setting off a foul-smelling air 'freshener'.
Principal: I'll get you for this!
Tom and Chakotay snigger.

Sarah Connor · **Thu Oct 02, 2003 5:18 pm**

Back in Detention

B'Elanna- Eyeww! Whats that smell?
Tom and Chakotay- *Laughing,* Air freshner!
Janeway- *Raises hand.*
Teacher- *Cough.* Yes?
Janeway- Ma'am I need to PISS!
Teacher- Go ahead. be back b4 0100hrs!
Janeway- *Laughs.* What everrrr!

Tech · **Fri Oct 03, 2003 4:02 am**

Kim (raises hand): Teacher, I think you mean 1300 hours. 0100 hours is 1 A.M. in the morning, but it can't be one o'clock, in the morning I mean, right now, because we'd all be asleep then, and we won't be here sitting here, listening to you as you make a very obvious mistake. The sun would not have risen and we'll have to light to read by, except, if you count those fluorescent lights up there hanging on the ceiling one metre apart from each other...
Teacher: All right! I get your point! 1300 hours!
Janeway: What-everrrr!
Teacher: And you watch your tone, young woman.
B'Ellanna: Boy, is this class boring...
Doctor: You watch your tone, young woman. This class ain't boring, you're just... trying to degrade this class... !
B'Elanna: Now, why would I do that?! Oh, maybe 'cause I don't like you, med-man...
Doctor: Are you calling me a MADMAN?!?!
Tom: Don't yell at my girl!
B'Elanna: Don't think I can't handle myself!
Janeway (sarcastically): Of course you can handle yourself, violence solves everything...
B'Elanna: Are you calling me a violent person?!
Doctor: You haven't answered my question yet! Didja just call me a madman?!
Harry: No, no... ! She called you a 'med'-man... as in, medical-man! I'm finding it a bit hard to catch up with these made-up abbreviations too, but I do allright. I have a book on it, perhaps you'd want to -
Doctor: Uh-huh... (rolls eyes) like I'm interested...
Chakotay quickly hides the book he was holding up.
Chakotay: Just so you know, I've never seen 'Abbreviations Made Simple' - uh, I mean, your book, before, Harry. If you somehow find it's gone missing, don't come and blame me for it...

Sarah Connor · **Fri Oct 03, 2003 11:51 pm**

Haryy reaches to get accuented with the abriviation 'crazay!'

Harry- Hey my book! Chakotay!
Chakotay- What? Did you not hear what I JUST said?
B'Elanna- Shut Up! Chakotay gimme the book.
Chakotay hands it over.
B'Elanna- Teacher! I found this book and it looks like its been thrown up on!
Harry- Hey!
Teacher- Throw it away.

Tech · **Sat Oct 04, 2003 8:51 pm**

Later, during recess...

Harry looks glum.
Tom: Aw cheer up, dude! It's just a rotten, smelly, dirty, disgusting, filthy old book...
Chakotay: No it wasn't! I wouldn't read a book that's rotten and smelly!
Tom: Hey, I'm trying to cheer him up, man!
Chakotay: Oh, sorry.
Harry: But that thing was given to me by... oh wait, I got it myself. But I got it for a hundred million... wait... I replicated it! Heh! *suddenly doesn't look so glum anymore* You really cheered me up!
Tom:

Sarah Connor · **Mon Oct 06, 2003 9:04 am**

5 MINUTES TILL SCHOOLS OUT.

Tom- Hey Harry wanna come over?
Harry- Sorry Tom..Mom exspects me home by 5.
B'Elanna- You still listen to you mama?

Harry-*Sniffle.* *Turns away from everyone.**

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