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X Lieutenant, Junior Grade
Joined: 18 Mar 2003 Posts: 70 Location: Canada
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Tue May 06, 2003 10:51 am |
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Helmsman
Ensign Lack entered the Bridge of the Enterprise NX-01 to take over the Helm for his shift.
Travis Maywheather stood up for him: "There you go, it's all yours."
Lack sat down: "Yes!" He was excited because this would be his second time at the Helm of Enterprise.
Captain Archer entered the Bridge and took a seat in his chair, sipping his coffee.
Lack turned around: "Great day to be exploring space, eh Captain?" He made conversation.
Archer: "Uhh... yes. Yes it is... umm..." He opted for his name.
Lack: "Ensign Lack, sir! It is a pleasure working for you, the man to usher in a new era for mankind."
Archer just chuckles at that notion.
Lack: "I mean, you're the greatest man to ever live! How does that feel?"
Archer: "Well I wouldn't---"
Lack: "Did you know that there are girls on the ship who have posters of you up on thier wall? ---And there's this new religious group on Earth that's praising you as thier all powerful God?"
Archer: "No, I didn't---"
Lack: "Hey would you adopt me as the child you never had!?"
Archer: "Listen, Ensign. Why don't you just turn around and fly the ship?"
Lack: "Yes sir!" He turns around.
This is so great, he thinks as he taps at buttons.
Lack: "Captain! We're under attack from a Klingon Ship!"
Archer, stands up: "Battlestations!"
Lack: "Aahahahah! Just kidding. I wanted to see how you'd react."
Archer just looks at him.
Lack: "Hahaha! You should see the look on your face.
Archer continues to stare at him, angry.
Lack: "Yeah, that's the one. Hahahaha!"
Archer, walks over: "That's it. You're confined to Quarters!"
Lack: "Hahaha! That's a good one!"
Archer grabs him, picking him up to his feet: "I mean it, Ensign!"
Lack: "Huh? You're not joking, are you?"
Archer: "I hardly think so... Ensign!"
Lack: "But, I thought we were getting along so well?"
Archer: "Frankly, I find you a nuisance, and you shouldn't be flying a Starship. I don't even know how you got through the Academy!"
Lack, starts crying: "Why are you so mean?? I thought you were such a nice guy. I have posters of you in my Quarters... and a shrine, and everything---"
Archer: "Just go!!" He shoves him along.
Lack just walks with his head down towards the turbolift, feeling sad.
Archer glances at Hoshi, who doesn't approve of his behaviour. Archer glances down and then back at Lack before he enters the turbolift.
Archer: "Wait... I'm... sorry I yelled at you."
Lack runs over and hugs Archer in happiness: "I knew it! Thanks Captain!"
Archer, pushes him away: "Let go of me!"
Lack, is happy again: "I knew it Captain. You're not mean... Oh my God." He points to a corner of the Bridge. "It's a cloaked Suliban!"
Archer turns around: "Where!?" Archer finds nothing back there.
Lack: "Aaahahaha! I got you again! Hahaha!"
Archer shoves Lack along and into the turbolift: "Get going!"
The turbolift doors close, with Lack confused: "Captain?"
Archer turns around and heads for his chair, rubbing his forehead. He suddenly bumps into Lack.
Archer: "Aahh! How did you get there--?"
Lack: "Jeez, Captain. You look like you've got a really bad headache. Let me help you to your chair."
He tries helping the Captain along, who just struggles to not touch him.
Archer: "I can get to my own chair!" Archer takes a seat. "Will you please just leave the Bridge?"
Lack: "Alright. But I'm not leaving until someone else takes over the Helm."
Archer: "I'll take over the Helm."
Lack: "You have a headache. You can't."
Archer: "No, I'm fine, really." Archer gets up and goes over to the Helm. "See? Just go. Heh, heh. Don't worry about it."
Lack: "Alright..." Lack watches the Captain suspiciously while walking towards the turbolift doors.
Archer makes sure Lack has left on the turbolift this time. He turns to look back at the Helm controls, a little confused.
Reed: "Are you okay sir?"
Archer: "Yeah. I just can't believe that guy. I thought I picked every crewmember carefully before we left spacedock." He tries messing with the controls.
Lack: "No! What are you doing!?"
Archer finds Lack standing behind him: "Aahh!!" He jumps.
Lack: "That's not how you use the Helm!"
Archer: "How'd you--!?"
Lack: "Captain!? Are you stressed again? Do you want me to get you wet towel for that forehead?" He starts massaging Archer's shoulders.
Archer gets up quickly: "No! Listen, you just take the Helm. I'm-- going--- to my Quarters. I'll confine myself. You have the Bridge, Trip."
Trip takes the Captain's chair slowly and confused, watching Archer make a run for the tubolift.
Lack: "Poor guy. It must be all the hero worship."
Lack just takes the Helm.
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Saoirse_Granger Lieutenant
Joined: 03 Jan 2003 Posts: 198 Location: Button Moon
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Tue May 06, 2003 2:01 pm |
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Great story and all, but it's not really what I'd call short. I suppose that's just my opinion....
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Voy_Girl Admiral
Joined: 07 Jan 2002 Posts: 8302 Location: Fair Haven
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Tue May 06, 2003 2:18 pm |
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I think it's pretty short... But then again, I seem to read the longest stories ever written!
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Seven of Nine Sammie's Mammy
Joined: 16 Jun 2001 Posts: 7871 Location: North East England
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Tue May 06, 2003 3:00 pm |
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It's short in my eyes And nice
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Saoirse_Granger Lieutenant
Joined: 03 Jan 2003 Posts: 198 Location: Button Moon
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Fri May 09, 2003 2:09 pm |
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Well, now you remind me, maybe it's not all that short. Oh well. Soz about that
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X Lieutenant, Junior Grade
Joined: 18 Mar 2003 Posts: 70 Location: Canada
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Fri Jun 13, 2003 10:16 am |
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Assistant
Ensign Lack entered the Bridge of first Enterprise. He had a padd to give to Kirk.
Kirk: "Thank you, Ensign."
Starfleet was a great career plan, as his grandfather before him served aboard the first experimental Starship Enterprise, he himself desired the same direction to be in space.
Lack: "You're welcome, Captain. Is there anything I can get you?"
Kirk: "No, thank you."
Lack turned to walk away, but stopped as he noticed a swtich that was not right, at the Helm. He flicked it.
Sulu: "What do you think you are doing!?"
Lack: "Sorry, sir! But that just had to be flipped."
Kirk, sat up: "Thank you, Ensign. You may leave the Bridge now."
Lack, nods: "As you wish, sir."
Spock was peering through his goggle monitor when he suddenly noticed Lack was standing beside him: "May I help you, Ensign?"
Lack: "Sir, the energy output from that scanner is too high. You could get a tumor!"
Spock: "I do not believe so, Ensign. Vulcans are highly resiliant against this type of energy output."
Lack: "Hey, you're a Vulcan? That is so cool!"
Kirk gets up: "Ensign! Leave the Bridge immediately."
Lack: "Captain! Did you know that he was a Vulcan? I can't believe it! And here I just thought his ears were deformed from birth. --My cousin Tracy had that same problem."
Kirk, walks over: "I don't care. I gave you a direct order."
Lack: "Alright, alright. At least you're not ragging on my deciscion to be in space."
Kirk: "I don't care! Leave. Now!"
Lack: "You don't care? ...I spent five years at the Academy. I put so much work into being on the Enterprise."
He starts crying.
Lack: "It's all a waste!"
Kirk: "Err... At attention, Ensign!!"
Lack stands up straight.
Kirk: "You will not cry on the Enterprise. That is a direct order! You will feel better and you will not think all your effort is a waste!"
Lack, flicks the last tear out his eye: "Thank you Captain."
Kirk takes his seat: "Now if you must stay on the Bridge, then please just don't cry."
Lack: "Yes sir!"
He goes over to the Captain's side, where McCoy usually stands. McCoy walks over: "What the hell? This is my spot!"
Lack: "Sorry, Doctor, the Captain depends on my help now."
McCoy, yells at Kirk: "I treat your motion sickness and this is what I get!?"
He leaves in anger.
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Saoirse_Granger Lieutenant
Joined: 03 Jan 2003 Posts: 198 Location: Button Moon
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Fri Jun 13, 2003 1:21 pm |
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LOL!!!! That is great! I'm also so glad someone finally posted! I have an Easter themed one but it's kinda dated now....
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Voy_Girl Admiral
Joined: 07 Jan 2002 Posts: 8302 Location: Fair Haven
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Fri Jun 13, 2003 3:29 pm |
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^ Who cares about that? Just post away...
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Saoirse_Granger Lieutenant
Joined: 03 Jan 2003 Posts: 198 Location: Button Moon
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Sat Jun 14, 2003 3:33 pm |
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it's not actually typed up yet - maybe in the summer hols.....
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Voy_Girl Admiral
Joined: 07 Jan 2002 Posts: 8302 Location: Fair Haven
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Sun Jun 15, 2003 3:17 pm |
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Okay... when you have time.
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Sarah Connor Rear Admiral
Joined: 10 Jul 2003 Posts: 3644 Location: Kentucky
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Thu Jul 17, 2003 4:03 am Undergoing strangeled captain |
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This is about how Kathryn throws all the Maquis(except Chakotay), Heck anyone thats not real important into the brig.
"Computer Transport Neelix and Seven of Nine to the Brig."
"Acnowlidged."
"Captain Neelix and Seven are in the Brig,"Chakotay syas as he enters her ready room.
that was a sample if u want the real thing just post.
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Sarah Connor is not here right now, please leave a message at the warpcore explosion! *Warpcore Exposion*
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Saoirse_Granger Lieutenant
Joined: 03 Jan 2003 Posts: 198 Location: Button Moon
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Thu Jul 17, 2003 12:42 pm |
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Sounds good. Post away! I will type up my stories at some point, I have much better (and more boring) things to do but I spend all my time doing nothing on the computer, so I might as well do something worthwhile....
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Trekkie617 Lieutenant Commander
Joined: 18 Jul 2003 Posts: 303 Location: Georgia, but I miss Oklahoma
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Fri Jul 18, 2003 11:26 pm A Star Trek Poem |
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Hi, I don't know if it's alright or not, but I am going to post a poem I've made, I think you'll like it. Anyway here goes.
A Walk Through The Wormhole Is To Cure
By Trekkie617
When you go through the rift so high,
You see your crewmate sigh,
You ask what is wrong and see what is right,
But he carries a burden much too tight.
He wants to be Ensign not crewman you see,
And every wormhole passed is like saying your nothing,
Time is passing around you, yet here time is set free,
You wish there was anything or even something,
You could do, a letter a demand or even a plea.
Your now friend says, "Don't bother to quarrel",
But you say "What let you go on like this.
No I don't think so my friend so non oral.
My help is needed to make you one wish."
His friend looks up and beams at the punn,
He says "Alright, I'll let you give it a run."
You go to the captain and tell him your wish.
He looks over it all undone
Then he gives a letter to the admirals sealed with a kiss.
Your friend is promoted and he thanks you a lot.
He'll always remember this when he goes through the rift,
And he wants to see you when he's very distraught,
And you know he means it, he means it alot.
I hope you liked it. I did it for an msn group that was low in activity but I loved it after I made it.
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That which you do not see, is just a shadowed paradise of information and knowledge.
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Tech Rear Admiral
Joined: 12 Apr 2003 Posts: 3476 Location: U.S.S. Galaxia
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Sat Jul 19, 2003 1:39 am |
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Nice poem, Trekkie.
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Trekkie617 Lieutenant Commander
Joined: 18 Jul 2003 Posts: 303 Location: Georgia, but I miss Oklahoma
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Sat Jul 19, 2003 12:22 pm |
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Thank You.
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Voy_Girl Admiral
Joined: 07 Jan 2002 Posts: 8302 Location: Fair Haven
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Sat Jul 19, 2003 3:20 pm |
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I agree, the poem was good!
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X Lieutenant, Junior Grade
Joined: 18 Mar 2003 Posts: 70 Location: Canada
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Sun Aug 03, 2003 6:16 pm |
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Working
Lieutenant Lack entered the Bridge of the USS Enterprise-D with Geordi. He had become a spacefarring Federation Officer as his grandfather before him.
Picard: "What are you smiling on about?"
Lack: "Nothing sir..."
He keeps smiling.
Picard: "What is it?"
Lack, gives in: "Spacefarring, sometimes I think of spacefarting. Haha! That's so funny."
The viewscreen showed a Planet. The Enterprise was working with it, to stop flocks of parasites from taking over.
Worf: "Captain. If we emit a low-band fanned phaser beam along the surface. That should terminate the parasites."
Picard: "Geordi, you and Lieutenant Lack get to work on the stabilizing field."
Geordi: "Yes, Captain."
Lack: "Oh, I already did it."
Riker: "You've already completed the stabilizing procedure?"
Lack: "Yeah, I did it at lunch."
Data, turns around in his chair: "An adjustment of that magnitude would take several hours."
Lack: "Whatever Data. You're just an Android."
Picard: "I beg your pardon?"
Lack: "Haha! Just kidding. You know me and Data are best buds."
Data: "I do not recall ever spending any liesure time with you."
Lack: "Well, I was going to get around to it. Hey you wanna go for a holodeck game? Sherlock Holmes? I can teach you about the concept of laughter."
Picard: "Mr. Lack, you are wasting our time with this pointless drivel."
Riker: "Please leave the Bridge. I want to speak to you after."
Lack: "You know, you don't have to be his servant. You can think for yourself Commander."
Riker: "Excuse me?"
Lack leans near Troi's seat: "So... you doing anything tonight?"
Troi: "Acually, I am."
Lack: "Maybe you and me could... do a little councilling?"
Troi: "I said, I was busy."
Lack: "Oh sorry about that."
The Enterprise continues its beam across the Planet. But Lack sits at the back of the Bridge, playing Solitare on the computer.
Lack: "Yes! I won!!"
Worf, walks over: "You were asked to leave the Bridge."
Lack: "Yeah... but... I won?"
Worf picks Lack up and shoves him into the Turbolift.
Lack: "I'll see you later best bud, Data!"
The doors close on him.
Data just looks around confused: "Curious... Spacefarting?"
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Saoirse_Granger Lieutenant
Joined: 03 Jan 2003 Posts: 198 Location: Button Moon
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Wed Aug 06, 2003 8:32 am |
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Lol! Great story, and the poem is great too. And I still haven't typed anythign up. I've had a whole month to do it in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Voy_Girl Admiral
Joined: 07 Jan 2002 Posts: 8302 Location: Fair Haven
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Sat Sep 13, 2003 3:23 pm |
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It would be nice to see some updates in here, otherwise it can't remain stickied for much longer.
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sabertooth1217 UPN Boycotter
Joined: 21 Jun 2003 Posts: 11484 Location: Texas
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Sat Sep 20, 2003 11:16 am |
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Nog�s Family
Lieutenant Nog walked out of him bedroom from just changing into his star fleet uniform. He was a new man. He was a Lieutenant. From the moment Nog joined Star fleet he knew that he would be the first Captain in star fleet that was a fregaini. He was not just going to be like his uncle Quark, who sat at a bar and cheated people�s money away. He was going to prove that he had what it took to become the best that he could be. A warrior.
Nog walked over the replicator and he order up his usually breakfast. Not much more than the earth�s food called eggs. Two eggs, two strips of bacon and one slice of toast. Captain Sisko was the one that gave him the suggestion of the breakfasts. �It�s the Breakfast of captains!� he said often. Well, before he went to live with the wormhole aliens. Benjamin Sisko was the one that gave him the promotion last week to Lieutenant. He was going to make him proud when he came back. Nothing was going to stop him! Rather it was loosing a leg during the war, or his uncle�s way of living. He was Nog, a star fleet officer!
Around the corner of his quarters he went to the turbolift, which was going to take him into ops. He was a fine young officer that no one could doubt for a second. Jake Sisko, who was the son of Benjamin Sisko, was his roommate in his quarters. He had no been there this morning. He was out having breakfast with one of the girls he was running around with. �Not to worry!� Nog told himself. Jake was his best friend and he would always have time for him.
The turbo lift stopped and Lt. Nog walked of the lift. It went right back down to the lower level for other officers waiting to arrive for duty. Nog looked around and what he saw was what he loved. His family.
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Voy_Girl Admiral
Joined: 07 Jan 2002 Posts: 8302 Location: Fair Haven
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Sat Sep 20, 2003 1:31 pm |
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Very sweet,
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sabertooth1217 UPN Boycotter
Joined: 21 Jun 2003 Posts: 11484 Location: Texas
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Sat Sep 20, 2003 1:32 pm |
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thank you. no one read it in the other topic i put it in so its here also.
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Voy_Girl Admiral
Joined: 07 Jan 2002 Posts: 8302 Location: Fair Haven
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Sat Sep 20, 2003 1:34 pm |
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Chakotay99 wrote: | thank you. no one read it in the other topic i put it in so its here also. |
I noticed. Since it doesn't have to be two threads with the same story, I locked the other one.
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sabertooth1217 UPN Boycotter
Joined: 21 Jun 2003 Posts: 11484 Location: Texas
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Sat Sep 20, 2003 1:40 pm |
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ok np
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Saoirse_Granger Lieutenant
Joined: 03 Jan 2003 Posts: 198 Location: Button Moon
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Tue Sep 23, 2003 10:35 am |
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Great! I'm at home tonight, I'll try to type something up....(when i find it in the tornado site that is my bedroom (that's metaphorically speaking))
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