bathrooms on the enterprise

lord_picard · Captain Joined: 27 Feb 2003 Posts: 713

where are the bathrooms on the enterprise

Captain Leah Manzer · **Tue Mar 04, 2003 8:34 pm**

in their quarters... it shows that on countless accounts

lol

voyagerlr · **Wed Mar 05, 2003 2:31 am**

thats, right! all quarters are equipped with sinks mirrors and toilets of course!

Captain Leah Manzer · **Wed Mar 05, 2003 6:59 pm**

and dont forget the sonic showers! lol

Captian_Kevin · **Fri Apr 18, 2003 1:14 pm**

I have never seen a toilet anywhere.

Captain Leah Manzer · **Fri Apr 18, 2003 2:09 pm**

Wel.. I very much dout that they would film that.. but i guess they may soon since it has raised such wonder

PicardsTrueLove · **Fri Apr 18, 2003 2:44 pm**

I'd love to see an ep where they all get a weird strain of aemebic dysentary at the same time as there's some weird entity running around in the plumbing.

Captain Leah Manzer · **Fri Apr 18, 2003 2:46 pm**

Lol so would I lol

PicardsTrueLove · **Fri Apr 18, 2003 2:50 pm**

Like that X-File where the guys gets eaten on the toilet. Great stuff: really funny.

"Talk abotu getting your ass chewed out."

Captain Leah Manzer · **Fri Apr 18, 2003 3:10 pm**

lol!! "Strange ensigns keep on dieing...on the toilet!"

Tech · **Sat Apr 19, 2003 9:10 am**

Heh, that would be cool. Sounds a lot like Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets though, with the mysterious creature lurking around the plumbing and attacking people in the bathroom. I'd have to agree, I don't think they would film the bathrooms.

Lt.BirdGod · **Sat Apr 19, 2003 12:58 pm**

Don't you guys remember? On the Star Trek Special (the one they aired right before the first appearance of 'All Good Things'), John Frakes pointed it out. Dead center of the saucer section. Hmm, can you image the line for it? Geeze. With a crew of 1014 (on average), hmmm, the line, well, you might as well open a window......

Datas_Hottie · **Sun Apr 27, 2003 3:19 pm**

No actually i don`t remember. i don`t think i`ve seen that episode either.

neo_viral · **Sun Apr 27, 2003 3:42 pm**

*imagines the line waiting like LTBirdGod said*

Well..yeah like the others said.according to the official Paramount (aka evil empire) sources (the ST official fact files and all) all the crew quarters have a bathroom too...and so does the captains ready room.....so that`ll ease the que-ing a bit.....their somewhere else too on board....oh well

Datas_Hottie · **Sun Apr 27, 2003 4:12 pm**

Yah u`re probally right because it would suck if they didnt have any abthrooms onboard. Must have to hold it in for a long time.

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neo_viral · **Mon Apr 28, 2003 1:24 pm**

!!!

i can just see that

"Number one,how much longer to starbase 47 ?"

"20 minutes sir......"

"......dear gods,im not going to make it ! Mr Laforge,can we hit warp 10 ?"

etc

Or,everyone is on the bridge,during quite a tense moment when.....

Ensign at helm *thinking* ah mean i really need to go....but im not gonna stand up or ask,too damn embarrising......

Lt Worf : "Romulan warbird is firing disruptors!"

Cmdr Riker : " Shields up! Evasive manuevers,ensign set a course for...."

Ensign at helm : *screw this,i cant hold another minute* *gets up and runs out*

Maybe they have a 24th century way of working those inconvenient bathroom breaks ;/

lord_picard · Captain Joined: 27 Feb 2003 Posts: 713

^^^ i like that

Morphy · Forum Ogre Joined: 15 Jun 2001 Posts: 3858

I'm glad they didn't address bathroom activities on star trek... heh.

lord_picard · Captain Joined: 27 Feb 2003 Posts: 713

^^^ it would be kind of a funny story line, " next week see the crew of the enterprise tackle a situation bigger then the cardacians, romulens, or even the borg, the tolets are cloged and the dont have the equiptment to fix them

Los · **Fri May 02, 2003 8:42 am**

The three seashells!

Tech · **Fri May 02, 2003 9:11 am**

I can just imagine that happening, lord_picard.

neo_viral · **Fri May 02, 2003 1:59 pm**

Lord_picard :

!!

"screw the peace treaty,the bathroom problem must be fixed first!"

Then again im sure a photon torpedo down the plumbing will fix that clogging problem right away............. > : )
..or maybe not

*enterprise surrounded by hostile vessels ,ie Borg,Romulan and Cardassian all blasting away probably..just for the laugh of it at the federation*

Lt Worf : Sir,shields are down to 30%,we must return fire now !"
Cpt. Picard : make it so Mr Worf ! "
Lt Worf :........what ? We dont have any photon torpedos to fire at them ?!"
Lt la Forge : err...well...we kinda had to use them all to fix that serious...clogging problem........"

;/ Got to make a note to drink less before i post

PicardsTrueLove · **Fri May 02, 2003 7:05 pm**

^^lol!

Imagine JP having to ask Beverly for Immodium! LOLOLOL!!!!! He'd be sooooo embarrased. Can you imagine how many different ways he would try to express his difficulty to her without saying the words poop, diharrea, or stool!? LOL!

ussvoyager88940 · Lieutenant Joined: 15 Jul 2001 Posts: 199

Beverly: JEAN LUC!!! Dont go there it will stain the carpet!!! Here use this can!!!

Tyvek · **Mon May 05, 2003 12:13 am**

It reminds me of the Brady Bunch problem, 1 toilet for 9 people