stargate quotes!

ussshorty · **Fri Mar 14, 2003 4:42 pm stargate quotes!**

now im posting this cause im bored and i love stargate so im doing some quotes feel free to add your own.

THE ENEMY WITHIN
O'neill:if u dont make it can i have your stereo?

THE BROCA DIVIDE
Johnson:well watch your backsides
daniel:its my front side im worried about.

THE TORMENT OF TANTALUS
Daniel:the Pentagon said this was everything
Jack:oh please!! The Pentagon have lost entire countries

BLOODLINES
O'neill:hey! hey! hey! who arte you calling a hassock?

HATHOR
Daniel:Hathor was the Egyptian goddess of fertility, inebriety and music
Jack:sex,drugs and rock'n'roll?
Daniel:in a manner of speaking

ENIGMA
Sam:air-in pockets from 1500 down to 200 degrees
Jack:sounds like LA

NEED
Sam:Lately i get this weird feeling when im near tealc
Jack:Who doesnt?

THE TOKRA (PART 1)
Jack:ok son! but ud better have her back by 11 o'clock

TOUCHSTONE
O'niell:we came in piece.we expect to go in 1 piece.

Lindley · **Fri Mar 14, 2003 5:28 pm**

"In the middle of my backswing?!"
-O'Niell, "Window of Opportunity"

ussshorty · **Sat Mar 15, 2003 3:07 am**

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
love it that quote is a classic

tealc:he is concealing summing
o'neill:yeah,like what
tealc:im unsure hes concealing it

Achilles · **Sun Mar 16, 2003 8:59 pm**

Carter: "Sir, I've been thinking"
Jack: "I'd be surprised if you ever stopped Carter"

Something like that!

ussshorty · **Tue Mar 18, 2003 12:24 pm**

FOOTHOLD
Carter:Maybourne, you are an idiot every day of the week.Why couldn't you have taken one day off?

i love carter

oh i dont find this one funny but i find it v.sweet and emotianal so im going to put it down

DIVIDE + CONQUER
O'neill:i didnt leave cause id rather die myself thn leave carter behind.

so sweet

Lindley · **Fri Apr 04, 2003 4:42 am**

^Was that sarcasm? Is it me, or do lots of people use the

smiley when they *aren't* being sarcastic?

In any case, I'd just like to say that Maybourn was annoying for the first few seasons, but once he went renegade, he became one of the better characters on the show.

ussshorty · **Fri Apr 04, 2003 3:59 pm**

maybourn is a really great support character cause stargate hasnbt just got a brill cast it also has a great support cast.

and when i used the

i wasnt bin sarcastic i was just trying to show that it wasnt excactly unexpected for godsake theyve got v.deep strong feelings for each other so hey.

Lindley · **Sat Apr 12, 2003 12:50 am**

O'Niell: "You ended that sentence with a preposition.....BASTARD!"

NIKKI13 · **Thu May 01, 2003 11:32 pm**

dont remember what the episode's called, but when i saw it i laughed my butt off.

Jack: can you at least give me some kind of warning.
Teal'c: I am going to shoot you now.

ussshorty · **Sat May 03, 2003 2:23 am**

COLD LAZURUS
teal'c:your world is a strange place
daniel:so's yours

The tokra pt.1
jack:wheres that yellow brick road when you need it ai dorothy?

Broca Divide
jack:lucy im home
tealc:im not lucy
jack:yes i know, tealc let me out of this thing
tealc:im not sure you are fully well o'neill, you called me lucy

NIKKI13 · **Tue May 20, 2003 8:54 pm**

The Tok'ra (part 2)

Sharush: "Selmak is a wonderful Tok'ra. She is selfless and caring, she is good company, she has a wonderful sense of humor."
Carter: "Well, that's good, Dad. You can sit around for hours cracking yourself up."

i love that one.

chakotay1 · **Tue May 20, 2003 9:49 pm**

here is one that O'Neil says all the time

O'Neil: in english please

eclipse8472 · **Fri May 23, 2003 7:53 am**

"We came here in peace, and we intend to go in one... piece"
-- Col O'Neill

"Captain James T Kirk of the Starship Enterprise"
-- Col O'Neill

"In my culture I would be well within my rights to dismember you"
-- Teal'c

some personal favs of mine ^