Movie Quotes

Vulcanmanmike · **Thu Feb 20, 2003 8:13 pm Movie Quotes**

Post some of your favorite Movie Quotes here!!!

Here is a good one;

"Life's a Garden Dig it."

-Joe Dirt

alisa_2002000 · **Fri Feb 21, 2003 6:51 am**

Forrest Gump:

"Life is like a box of chocolates; you never know what you're gonna get."

Gone With The wind: (I love this movie)

"Frankly, my dear. I don't give a damn."

The Usual Suspects:

"The greatest trick the devil ever played was convincing the world he didn't exist."

Sabrina:

"They say you're the world's only living heart donor."

The Godfather: (I love these movies too)

"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse"

"A man who doesn't spend time with his family can never be a real man."

"Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer."

"Never hate your enemies - it affects your judgement."

"If history has taught us anything, it's that you can kill anybody."

thegame · **Fri Feb 21, 2003 9:18 am**

From Ghostbusters:

Ray: Well, everything was going fine until dickless here turned off the power.
Mayor: Is this true?
Venkman: Yes its true, this man has no dick. (referring to Walter Peck, EPA representitive)

alisa_2002000 · **Fri Feb 21, 2003 9:41 am**

Goldfinger:

Bond: Do you expect me to talk?
Goldfinger: No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!

alisa_2002000 · **Fri Feb 21, 2003 9:43 am**

Groundhog day

Phil Connors: So, did you sleep OK without me? You tossed and turned, didn't you?
Rita: You're incredible.
Phil Connors: Who told you?

Silence of the Lambs:

I have to go now, Clarice, I'm having an old friend for dinner.

Ace Venturere Pet Dedective:

If I'm not back in five minutes, wait longer

Valathous · **Fri Feb 21, 2003 10:35 am**

Greg87 · **Fri Feb 21, 2003 11:24 am**

Harry potter

Harry:- ", leveosar"

The fresh prince of bel air

"Baby your feet must be tired cause you been running through my mind all day baby come here!"

Fred Flintstone

Yabadadoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

alisa_2002000 · **Fri Feb 21, 2003 12:22 pm**

alisa_2002000 · **Fri Feb 21, 2003 12:45 pm**

Dumb and Dumber:

Harry: Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.

Indiana Jones:

Henry: Well I'm sorry about your head though, but I thought you were one of them.
Indiana: Dad, they come in through the doors.
Henry: Ha...good point.

Jurassic Park?

n Malcom: God creates dinosaurs, God destroys dinosaurs, God creates man, man destroys God, man creates dinosaurs.
Dr. Ellie Sattler: Dinosaurs eat man, woman inherits the earth.

Matrix881 · Captain Joined: 19 Feb 2003 Posts: 520

A boss is like a diaper, always on your a** and always full of s***

Valathous · **Sun Feb 23, 2003 9:51 pm**

ussshorty · **Mon Feb 24, 2003 5:46 pm**

this is tv
stargate sg-1
"for cryin out loud"

armeggedon
"do you wanna know how i know this"
"how"
"because im a bloody genius"

scooby doo
"scooby-doo where are you"

PicardsTrueLove · **Mon Feb 24, 2003 8:19 pm**

Woman of the Year

"Hewwo Daddy." lol Katharine Hepburn....

The Philadelphia Story

"You go on now befor eyou turn into a pumpkin and six little white mice. Go go!!" -Jimmy Stewart drunk: hilarious.

"That's Miss Goddess to you." -Katharine Hepburn

On Golden Pond

Husband: "Someone's at the door!"
Wife: "It's me you old poop!"

The X-Files: Fight the Future

"One man alone cannot fight the future." -Strughold

Scully: "Why did they assign me to you int he frst place Mulder? To debunk your work: to reign you in, to shut you down..."

Mulder: "Yeah but you saved me! As difficult and as frustrating as it's been sometimes your goddamned strict rationalism and science have saved me a thousand times over. You've kept me honest! You made me a whole person! I owe you everything. Scully and you owe me nothing. I don't want to do this alone. I don't even know if I can. And if I quit now they win."

(to XF shippers: Damn bee!!!!! lol)

Fried Green Tomatos

"How many of them hormonies you on child?"

"To Wanda!!!!"

"Face it girls, I'm older and I've got more insurance."

"Honey I just don't understand how you could accidentally back into their car SIX TIMES!"

lol I've got soooo many more but I'll stop now...

ussshorty · **Tue Feb 25, 2003 4:23 am**

TWO WEEKS NOTICE
lucy:you called me out of a wedding just to help u pick a suit

FRIENDS
rachel:Joey what would you do if a girl told u she was pregnant?

joey:(worried) who have you been talkin to?

MICHAEL CAINE MOVIE CANT REMEMBER WHICH ONE
mc:Your'e only suppose to blow the bloody doors off.

alisa_2002000 · **Tue Feb 25, 2003 12:58 pm**

^ Lol, the Italian Job

alisa_2002000 · **Tue Feb 25, 2003 1:34 pm**

I'm bored so i'm just gonna think of loads!!!

"Bond, James Bond"

"Shaken...Not Stirred" Any Bond Film
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"I'll be Back" The Terminator
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"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine."

"I stick my neck out for nobody"

"We'll always have Paris." Casablanca

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"E.T. phone home." E.T. The Extra Terrestrial
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"As God is my witness, as God is my witness, they're not going to like me! I'm going to live through this, and when it's all over, I'll never be hungry again - no, nor any of my folks! If I have to lie, steal, cheat, or kill! As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again." Gone with the Wind

"I don't know nothin' 'bout birthin' babies." Gone with the wind
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"Mamma Says Stupid is as Stupid does" Forrest Gump
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"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti." The Silence of the Lambs
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"Use the Force, Luke." Star Wars
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"Then close your eyes and tap your heels together three times. And think to yourself, 'There's no place like home" The Wizard of Oz
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- "You want answers?"
- "I want the truth!"
- "You can't handle the truth!" A few Good Men
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"You talkin' to me?" Taxi Driver
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"I'm the King of the world" Titanic...sniff

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"Houston - we have a problem." Apollo 13
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"Goooood morning, Vietnam!" Good morning Vietnam
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ussshorty · **Tue Feb 25, 2003 3:20 pm**

DUDE WHERES MY CAR
"DUDE WHERES MY CAR?"

TITANIC
"im king of the world"

STARGATE SG-1
Sam:mama said therell be days like this
Janet:Really my ex-husband said that
are you out of your mind hunny-bun there is a reason why the call this a mans army.
Sam:really
Janet:Yup, then i had to explain to him that it was the air force and theyd been taking women soldiwers in for years.

sorry that some of them are tv.

alisa_2002000 · **Tue Feb 25, 2003 3:49 pm**

yay i did that quote toothe titanic one. That film makes me cry

guesser · **Tue Feb 25, 2003 6:16 pm**

The Matrix

"Don't think you are, know you are."

PicardsTrueLove · **Tue Feb 25, 2003 10:51 pm**

"Tell me have the lambs stopped screaming Clarice?" -Hannibal Lecter (I do the best Lecter imitations: it's hilarious. Scared the bleep out of one of my friends

)

Link, the Hero of Time · **Tue Feb 25, 2003 11:22 pm**

The Blues Brother:

Elwood: "It's 106 miles to Chicago, We got a full tank of gas, Half a pack of Cigarettes, It's dark and we're wearing sunglasses."

Jake: "HIT IT!"

Star Wars

Obi Wan: "If you kill me, i'll shall become stronger then you can possibly imagine."

Sluggy Freelance (A really cool Comic strip)
After Riff accidently creates a carniverous smurf
Riff: "if you chew me up and swallow me... I shall become more powerful then you could possibly imagine"

I'll have more later...

ussshorty · **Wed Feb 26, 2003 11:40 am**

COOL RUNNINGS
Derees:Zanca ya dead man
Zanca:Yeah man

Derees:you wanna kiss my lucky egg

im a cool runnings fan.

PicardsTrueLove · **Wed Feb 26, 2003 2:37 pm**

Just watched the X-Files epsiode "Milagro" (season 6). Some great quotes in there: I can't repeat them verbatim but their awsome.

Link, the Hero of Time · **Wed Feb 26, 2003 3:23 pm**

he we go.. the best movie Quote Of all time

Army of Darkness:

Ash: "Good... Bad... I'm the guy with the gun."

ussshorty · **Fri Feb 28, 2003 1:37 pm**

cause some of us are doing tv quotes aswell can it be tv and movie quotes.?