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Red Quacker Captain
Joined: 21 Jan 2003 Posts: 714
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Tue Feb 11, 2003 5:21 pm When should Captain Archer discover the Pacific Ocean? |
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Seeing as how they rape continuity almost every episode by discovering a race that was discovered either in TOS or TNG, how long before Archer discovers North America?
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Los Commodore
Joined: 07 Jun 2002 Posts: 1336 Location: Oklahoma fa sho!
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Tue Feb 11, 2003 7:59 pm |
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uh...
How about he discovers the ....
I dunno.
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Lindley Vice Admiral
Joined: 18 Sep 2001 Posts: 6194 Location: Fairfax, VA
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Tue Feb 11, 2003 8:42 pm |
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Everyone knows the Pacific Ocean was first discovered by a Vulcan probe in 2212.
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Archon34 Commodore
Joined: 02 Dec 2002 Posts: 1567 Location: U.S.S. Canada rulz
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Tue Feb 11, 2003 8:43 pm |
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no us
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Frosty Lieutenant
Joined: 30 Jan 2003 Posts: 162 Location: ON, Canada
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Los Commodore
Joined: 07 Jun 2002 Posts: 1336 Location: Oklahoma fa sho!
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Tue Feb 11, 2003 9:45 pm |
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I discovered the pacific ocean when I stared into my daughter's mother's eyes... Sooooo blue...
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Achilles Commodore
Joined: 12 Nov 2002 Posts: 1718 Location: Flibdor
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Wed Feb 12, 2003 8:30 am |
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Tha Pacific Ocean??
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PrankishSmart Rear Admiral
Joined: 29 Apr 2002 Posts: 4779 Location: Hobart, Australia.
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Wed Feb 12, 2003 8:32 am |
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^Yeah, thats what i'm thinking
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Los Commodore
Joined: 07 Jun 2002 Posts: 1336 Location: Oklahoma fa sho!
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Wed Feb 12, 2003 1:18 pm |
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Atlantic?
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Red Quacker Captain
Joined: 21 Jan 2003 Posts: 714
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Wed Feb 12, 2003 4:55 pm |
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The Pacific Ocean is to the far left on your map.
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Lindley Vice Admiral
Joined: 18 Sep 2001 Posts: 6194 Location: Fairfax, VA
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Wed Feb 12, 2003 5:20 pm |
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Wait a sec, some of you didn't know where the Pacific Ocean is? Aren't you supposed to learn all the oceans in grade school?
Or are you just playing around, like I was?
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Red Quacker Captain
Joined: 21 Jan 2003 Posts: 714
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Wed Feb 12, 2003 5:34 pm |
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Somebody get Braga on the phone. It's time for a very special episode of Enterprise.
For centuries, it went undiscovered...
Archer: "My father believed that there was an ocean to the west of California and I believe him."
But no one dared to tear down the veil...
T'Pol: "It would be illogical to abandon our mission."
Tucker: "Cap'n, are you sure we wouldn't just be goin' on some wahld goose chase?"
Until one man stepped up to the challenge.
Archer: "We're going in."
Tonight, on a very special Enterprise.
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Los Commodore
Joined: 07 Jun 2002 Posts: 1336 Location: Oklahoma fa sho!
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Wed Feb 12, 2003 10:34 pm |
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Hold up, I have a new one...
Generations adored them...
"Beam me out, Scotty."
They became the legends in their own right...
"Engage..."
They were heroes and villians in a troubled galaxy...
"Welcome to Deep Space Nine."
They were explorers, testing the boundaries and limits of humanity and their own souls...
"Let's go home."
They were...
Trekkies...
"I FOUND THE PACIFIC!"
An all new Enterprise: Home beyond the Rockies
This film is not yet rated.
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Red Quacker Captain
Joined: 21 Jan 2003 Posts: 714
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Thu Feb 13, 2003 5:06 pm |
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Then "Faith of the Heart" played and everyone changed the channel.
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Los Commodore
Joined: 07 Jun 2002 Posts: 1336 Location: Oklahoma fa sho!
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Fri Feb 14, 2003 9:34 am |
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I didn't get it.
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Lindley Vice Admiral
Joined: 18 Sep 2001 Posts: 6194 Location: Fairfax, VA
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Fri Feb 14, 2003 9:42 am |
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The music isn't *that* bad.....its actually pretty good on its own. Sung by Rod Stewart.
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Los Commodore
Joined: 07 Jun 2002 Posts: 1336 Location: Oklahoma fa sho!
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Fri Feb 14, 2003 10:24 am |
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Rod Stewart sing it? I thought that new british dude sang it...
dunno.
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Lindley Vice Admiral
Joined: 18 Sep 2001 Posts: 6194 Location: Fairfax, VA
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Fri Feb 14, 2003 1:52 pm |
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^It was originally sung by Rod Stewart in Patch Adams. Russel Watson sings it for ENT. The RS version sounds better.
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Red Quacker Captain
Joined: 21 Jan 2003 Posts: 714
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Fri Feb 14, 2003 6:00 pm |
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Patch Adams and Star Trek. A match made in heaven!
(Well except one made a bunch of money and Enterprise killed Star Trek.)
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Los Commodore
Joined: 07 Jun 2002 Posts: 1336 Location: Oklahoma fa sho!
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Fri Feb 14, 2003 7:36 pm |
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*shakes head*
The voice of so many does not bother the voice of the chief of Paramount.
PLEASE TRY AGAIN.
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Zeke Zabertini Captain
Joined: 13 Sep 2002 Posts: 4832
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Fri Feb 14, 2003 8:46 pm |
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Archer won't stop at the Pacific ocean; he'll go on to find such wonders as the British isles, Africa, Japan, and the Red Sea.
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Los Commodore
Joined: 07 Jun 2002 Posts: 1336 Location: Oklahoma fa sho!
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Sat Feb 15, 2003 3:05 am |
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wow, he's bouncing around the map here. Might as well battle the penguin hordes of Antarctica. Damn birds.
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Red Quacker Captain
Joined: 21 Jan 2003 Posts: 714
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Sat Feb 15, 2003 4:31 pm |
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*Archer takes a baseball bat to the penguins' heads
"Damn you birds! You can't fly! You're just like my old man they wouldn't let use the warp five engines! Damn you penguiiiiiiiiiiins!"
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Los Commodore
Joined: 07 Jun 2002 Posts: 1336 Location: Oklahoma fa sho!
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Sat Feb 15, 2003 6:51 pm |
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Dude, prozac does wonders for people like you.
AHAHAHAHHAHA!!! Eminem on Enterprise!!!
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lord_picard Captain
Joined: 27 Feb 2003 Posts: 713
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Tue Mar 04, 2003 11:46 am |
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huh
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