Monty Python's Philosopher's Drinking Song

[Link, the Hero of Time]

For those who have seen Monty Python Live should know this one:

The Philosopher's Drinking song:

Immanuel Kant was a real pissant who was very rarely stable, Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy begger who could think you under the table, David Hume could out-comsume Schopenhauer and Hagel And Wittgenstein was a beery swine who was just as sloshed as Schlegel.
There's nothing Nielzsche couldn't teach ya bout the raisin' of the wrist. Socartes himself was permanently pissed. John Stuart Mill; of his own free will on half a pint of shady was particularly ill. Plato they say could stick it away, half a crate of whiskey everyday. Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle, Hobbes was fond of his dram, and Rene Descartes was a drunken fart, "I Drink therefore I am." Yes Socrates himself is particularly missed. A lovely little thinker but a buggar when he's pissed.

[Voy_Girl]

er... lovely

[harry_kim]

Haven't seen it...have seen the Holy Grail though

[Josi Rockholt]

I loved Holy Grail. I haven't seen Monty Python Live,though.