favorite Quotes from The Original Series

Tyvek · **Mon Dec 23, 2002 1:44 am favorite Quotes from The Original Series**

You all know there are good ones!!!!

"I'm a Doctor, not a bricklayer" -McCoy "Devil in the Dark"

Tyvek · **Mon Dec 23, 2002 1:59 pm**

"In this galaxy there is a mathematical probability of 3 million Earth type planets. And in all the universe, 3 million... million galaxies like this. And in all that, and perhaps more, only one of each of us." -McCoy

Jeff Miller · **Mon Dec 30, 2002 2:14 am**

Im a doctor not a elescator lol

Oompsty · Vice Admiral Joined: 13 Oct 2002 Posts: 6613 Location: LA

"He's dead Jim, you take his wallet i'll get his tricorder."
"I am, and always shall be your friend."
"The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few."
"In space, all warriors are cold warriors."

Tyvek · **Sat Jan 04, 2003 1:01 am**

(Kirk jumps in front of a moving vehicle)
Motorist: Dumb Ass
Kirk: And a Double Dumb Ass on You!

Jeff Miller · **Thu Jan 16, 2003 4:15 am**

*snickers*

Red Quacker · Captain Joined: 21 Jan 2003 Posts: 714

"To boldly go where no man has gone before..."

Still sends chills down my spine.

SpockEars · Crewman Joined: 23 Jan 2003 Posts: 4 Location: Central PA

Spock had the classic best line from the end of The Changeling when Kirk used logic to disable Nomad:

Kirk: You didn't think I had it in me, did you Mr. Spock.

Spock: No sir.

Cracks me up each time!

Tyvek · **Mon Feb 10, 2003 10:05 am**

(Kirk upon learning that the Klingons are coming to eat)
"Guess Who's coming to dinner"

thegame · **Mon Feb 10, 2003 6:18 pm**

^Chekov said that, Kirk invited Gorkon and his party.

Red Quacker · Captain Joined: 21 Jan 2003 Posts: 714

Spock tells Kirk, "You should make a very convincing Nazi."

Tyvek · **Fri Mar 07, 2003 12:34 am**

McCoy: "Medical men are trained in logic! "
Spock: "Trained? Judging from you, I would have guessed it was trial and error. "

Dr. McCoy: "Well your blood pressure is off the scale, if you call that green stuff in your veins blood. "
Spock: "The readings are perfectly normal for me, Doctor, and as for my anatomy being different from yours... I am delighted."

Spock: "Sir, there is a multi-legged creature crawling on your shoulder. "

Chekov:" Scotch was invented by a little old lady from Leningrad! "

McCoy: "Sometimes I wish I could land on a planet and say "Behold! It is I, the Archangel Gabriel!"
Spock: "I fail to see the humor in that. "
McCoy: "Of course you do, Spock. You could never pass for an angel with those ears of yours. But say you landed somewhere with a pitchfork?"

[After going back in time, Captain Kirk is forced to explain Spock's strange appearance.]
Cop: "Well?"
Kirk:" You're a police officer. I recognize the traditional accoutrements."
Spock:" You were saying you'd have no trouble explaining it. "
[describing Spock]
Kirk:" My friend...is obviously Chinese. I see you've noticed the ears; well, they're...easy to explain... "
Spock: "Perhaps the unfortunate accident I had as a child... "
Kirk: "...the unfortunate accident he had as a child. He caught his head in a mechanical...rice picker...but, fortunately, there was an American, uh, missionary living close by who was a, uh, skilled, uh, plastic surgeon in civilian life who--- "
Cop: "Alright, alright! Drop those bundles and put your hands on the wall! "

Interstelar_Concordium_CM · **Fri Mar 07, 2003 8:03 am**

Checkov goes up to police officer
"Hello, we are looking for the nuclear wessels in alamida, can u direct us to the naval base?"
Police officer just stares
Checkov"N U C L E A R Wessels"
Uhura and checkov randomly start asking people,
Women"I think they r across the bay...In Alamida
Uhura"but where is alimida?"

Star Trek 4 is the funniest of them all