Monty Python's Quest For the Holy Grail

Link, the Hero of Time · **Wed Jun 12, 2002 7:03 pm Monty Python's Quest For the Holy Grail**

Besides Me who has seen it.. It is Very Funny and Every time i see it i just can't stop Laughing.
my favorite scene was With the Black Knight:

King Arthur: Look you stupid Bas*ard you got no arms left.
Black Knight: Yes i have!
King Arthur: LOOK!
Black Knight: is just a Flesh Wound.
King Arthur: Look STOP THAT
Black Knight: CHICKEN CHICKEN!

one Leg Later

Black Knight: Right, I'll do you for that.
King Arthur: You'll what?!
Black Knight: Come here
King Arthur: What are you going to do Bleed on me?
Black Knight: I 'm invincible!
King Arthur: Your a Loony.

videokid13166 · **Wed Jun 12, 2002 7:12 pm**

that is a funny movie.

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Lindley · **Wed Jun 12, 2002 10:01 pm**

I have yet to see any Monty Python movies. I seriously need to fill this gap in my experience.......

Link, the Hero of Time · **Thu Jun 13, 2002 1:23 pm**

you definetly need to.

Some good ones Are:
Quest For The Holy Grail
The Life of Brian
Flying Circus... You NEED to hear the Lumberjack song... it is a must

videokid13166 · **Thu Jun 13, 2002 3:44 pm**

I want to see the flying circus.

Link, the Hero of Time · **Thu Jun 13, 2002 3:52 pm**

the Philosopher's Drinking song is also funny.

videokid13166 · **Thu Jun 13, 2002 3:58 pm**

Oh I got to hear that.

Link, the Hero of Time · **Fri Jun 14, 2002 8:23 pm**

You can Download it off of WinMX

Captain Dappet · **Sun Jun 16, 2002 1:47 pm**

"I am Brian! My wife too..."

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Link, the Hero of Time · **Sun Jun 16, 2002 2:51 pm**

(From The Life of Brian)

"Whats so funny about the name Bigus Dikus?"
Centurion:"Well it's a joke name sir."
"I have a Very great friend in Rome named Bigus Dikus."
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Captain Skyline · Vice Admiral Joined: 09 Aug 2001 Posts: 6646 Location: UK

Monty Python is so good i have them all on dvd

Captain Skyline · Vice Admiral Joined: 09 Aug 2001 Posts: 6646 Location: UK

Link, the Hero of Time · **Mon Jun 17, 2002 6:19 pm**

"And what about you.... do you find it funny.....when i say the name..Bigus... Dikus"
*Guard tries to stifle laughter*
"He has a wife you know... Do you know what she's called..... she's called Incontinentia............. Incontinentia Buttocks."
*All guards Break out laughing*

Link, the Hero of Time · **Fri Jun 21, 2002 10:01 pm**

He's A Part from Quest for the Holy Grail.

In the Cave of Kyle-Bannor:

King Arther: There Look!
Sir Gallahad: What language is that?
King Arther: Brother Maynock your our scollor!
Brother Maynock: It's Aramyic!
Sir Gallahad: Of Course! Joseph of Aramathia
King Arther: What does it say?
Brother Maynock: It Reads: Here may be found the last words of Joeseph or Aramathia. He who is valient and pure of spirit, may find the Holy Grail In the castle of Arrrrrrrrrr.
King Arther: What?
Brother Maynock: In the Castle Of Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Sir Benevier: What is that?
Brother Maynock:He must hace Died while Carving it.
Sir Lancelot: Oh come on!
Brother Maynock:Well thats what it says!
King Arther: Well if he was dying he wouldn't bother to carve Arrrrrr he'd Just say it
Brother Maynock: Well thats what it says. just Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

((Useless talking trying to figure out what it means))

Sir Benevier: OOH! OOH!
Sir Lancelot: No it's Arrrrrrrr in the Back of the throat.
Sir Benevier: No No Ooh in surprise and alarm.
Sir Lancelot: oh you mean Like Ahh!
Sir Benevier: Yes thats It. AHH AHH!

Everone: AHH AHH!!

tom-paris-voyager · **Sat Jun 22, 2002 6:40 am**

"We want...a shurbry!"

i love the knights who say NEE!

tom-paris-voyager · **Sat Jun 22, 2002 6:42 am**

"hes not the messiah hes a very naughty boy" heheh i love the life of brian

IntrepedII · Captain Joined: 21 Jun 2002 Posts: 1476 Location: Belgium

love the black night and the bridge

Link, the Hero of Time · **Sun Jun 23, 2002 4:42 pm**

Large Knight: "First you must find us......... Another Shrubry!"

King Arthur: "Oh no Not another Shrubury."

Large Knight: "Then When hove found another Shurbry you must bring it back here, only slightly higher so it creates a Two level effect with a little path running down the middle."

Smaller Knights:"A Path A Path!"

Large Knight: "Then when you have found us another shurbry. you must find the Mightiest tree in the woods.....and cut it down..........WITH...........a Herring!!!"

Captain Skyline · Vice Admiral Joined: 09 Aug 2001 Posts: 6646 Location: UK

lol!!!!!!!
Qoute from Life of brian.
"what did he say?"

"He said Bless'ed are the cheesemakers"

(dunno how you spell Bless---�d, without spelling it blessed lol)

Vulcanmanmike · **Sat Jul 20, 2002 8:44 am**

Rember when sir robin brought along a singer with him on the quest. When they bumped into the nights of nee. Then he ran away and the gesture sang...
I also like the meaning of life..."Every Sperm is Sacread"

Jadzia Lenara Dax · **Sat Jul 20, 2002 2:23 pm**

I'm with you, Lindley. I have yet to actually see more than bits and pieces of it--I have, however, heard how fabulous it is from many of friends. Meant to rent it on vacation, but forgot...*sighs*

Link, the Hero of Time · **Sat Jul 20, 2002 8:28 pm**

Watch It You'll love it.

Voyager` · **Tue Apr 06, 2004 8:40 pm**

ah love the movie my fav part was the song brave sir robin

Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot.
He was not afraid to die, O brave Sir Robin.
He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways,
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin!

He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp,
Or to have his eyes gouged out and his elbows broken,
To have his kneecaps split and his body burned away
And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin!

His head smashed in and his heart cut out
And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged
And his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off
And his pen...

[after meeting the three headed night]

Brave Sir Robin ran away,
Bravely ran away, away.
When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled.
Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about
And gallantly, he chickened out. Bravely taking to his feet,
He beat a very brave retreat,
Bravest of the brave, Sir Robin.

[later on still]

He is packing it in and packing it up
And sneaking away and buggering up
And chickening out and pissing off home,
Yes, bravely he is throwing in the sponge.