You know you're a Trekkie when....

Lindley · **Fri Nov 09, 2001 9:21 pm You know you're a Trekkie when....**

Post any "You know you're a Trekkie when......" lines here!

Lindley · **Fri Nov 09, 2001 9:24 pm**

Here's some:

".....your friends wonder about your fascination with the number 47."

".....you think you've figured out the stardate system."

I know those aren't the best, I had another but forgot it. Anyone know some better ones?

Galadriel · Captain Joined: 08 Sep 2001 Posts: 729

When you start looking at the sky in front of everybody and say "Scotty , beam me up!"

When you start using phrases like "You will be assimilated" "Resistance is futile" and "Irrelevant!"

DeltaFlyer · Vice Admiral Joined: 11 Nov 2001 Posts: 5564

I know I'm a trekkie because my mom calls me up to get answers to the TV guide crossword clues that have to do with Star Trek

And I saw a Star Trek magazine and wanted to get it!

I try to talk about the Borg with my husband too

He thinks I'm silly!!

The Doctor - Mark 7 · **Wed Nov 14, 2001 12:35 am**

you know your a trekkie when "you start dating your homework in star-date format"

you know your a trekkie when "you start refering to your house as The Brig."

Their not the best but better than nothing....or not?!?!

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angelesprimal · **Wed Nov 14, 2001 1:33 am**

you know your a trekkie when;

you start every conversation by tapping a badge on your chest

when you take your car to the mechanic, you tell them to run a diagnostic on your EPS conduits

when someone calls you and you reply by saying 'Please state the nature of the medical emergency'

I Luv Trip · **Fri Nov 16, 2001 7:05 pm**

you know your a trikkie when
you can name all actors ranks and cast names from every series.
you refer to your garrage as the shuttle bay.

these arent very good but o well

3� of Nine · **Fri Dec 21, 2001 3:51 pm**

When you appear on the Dutch "The Weakest Link", get voted off- and say "Luckily I have no emotions, coz I am a Vulcan.. So I am not offended to be voted off. **Tries to split her fingers** Live long and prosper..... scotty, beam me up"

True story, kinda sad.....
I was ROFL though...

Seven of Nine · **Fri Dec 21, 2001 4:01 pm**

You know you're a Trekkie when your reply to everything is Live Long and Prosper or Peace and Long Life with split fingers

You try to tern the lights off by saying "Computer, Lights Off"!

(These are true of me)

Ronin · Senior Cadet Joined: 18 Dec 2001 Posts: 22

You know your a Trekkie:

If you use excuses such as A Klingon Ate my homework
Your car breaks down and you suspect there must be something wrong with your warp coils
You use the TV remote as a Phaser
You start drinking alot of Earl Grey Tea
You use a public rest room and notice the Environmental Controls are off line

Well thats about all for now I can't really think of any more

Lindley · **Sat Dec 22, 2001 12:59 am**

Meggy · **Sat Dec 22, 2001 3:08 am**

lol!
I drank Earl Gray BEFORE I was a trekkie... is the Queen one?
(She drinks earl gray a lot too)
You know you're a trekkie when you start thinking the food at school is produced from a malfunctioning replicator

matt818 · **Sat Dec 22, 2001 5:05 am**

YOUR A TREKKIE WHEN:

you visit a site with address of startrekvoyager.com almost everday

you record every episode of startrek on tv no matter what series just because its startrek

when you have a truelly intense conversation with a friend about what series is better and then one of you gets pissed off when you don't agree

you search the internet for hours collecting pictures just so you can have a screen saver that you can watch for like 30 minutes

James T. Kirk · Lieutenant Joined: 19 Dec 2001 Posts: 161

You know you're a trekkie when:
you know more about the warp core of Voyager than the designers do.
you look for a Klingon dagger in every shop you go to.
you design new ships for Star Trek and mail them to the adress on the back of your Star Trek movies.
you are late to everything but the couch when Star Trek comes on.

Dr. Jetrel · Rear Admiral Joined: 21 Dec 2001 Posts: 4705

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http://members.tripod.com/~spacefreak/stjokes/index.html

Lindley · **Tue Jan 01, 2002 8:03 pm**

You know you're a Trekkie when.....

....you think the coolest part of a "medieval fair" is that among all the swords and armor is a genuine, full-size Bat'leth. (really happened!)

....you accidentally get gold glitter on your hands, and your first thought is "I'm being beamed up!" (again real!)

Vulcanmanmike · **Wed Jan 02, 2002 5:00 pm**

you know your a trekie when you :
when you turn on your tv you say on screen

Cathexis · **Wed Jan 02, 2002 5:11 pm**

you know you're a trekker when:

you refer to an elevator as a 'turbolift' (happens all the time)
you begin to run around,scanning things with a palm pilot.(happened!)
you start calling people by rank. (happens all the time)
you dream about being in Star Trek.(happens WAY TOO OFTEN!)
you call your mother,"Captain Janeway"
you go to 'the experience' just to look for cast members.
you join this sight.

speciesLCR · **Sat Jan 05, 2002 5:46 pm**

You know your a trekkie...
-when you start talking to yourself about the episode while you watch and can predict what's going to happen

- when you start wishing you could join starfleet.
- when you know the whole schedule by heart
- when you start making up your own episodes wishing you could send them to the writers.

Link, the Hero of Time · **Sat Jan 05, 2002 7:21 pm**

you know your a trekkie when...

you wear a star fleet uniform where ever you go..

you tap your chest and say "Enterprise, one to beam up."

someone says the name of a starship and you can state the class, captain and maximum warp speed of it.

mcgworld · **Wed Jan 09, 2002 4:20 pm**

you know you might be a trekkie if...
..........you pull the legs off your hamster so you can have a tribble

Voy_Girl · **Sat Jan 12, 2002 3:57 pm**

You know you�re a trekkie when you ....

* scrutinize agressive people with hats/caps/bandanas covering their foreheads. (maybe to hide Klingon ridges)

* get that sucking feelin' in your stomach an hour before the broadcast of an episode you haven�t seen before

* You play out your home-made episodes in your room

* you keep talking to your pets in lines such as;
"Do we have time to go to the Mess today, or should we replicate something?"

or

(when you wake up late in the morning) " No!! I�m late for the briefing and my shift started half an hour ago!!!"

Tyvek · **Sat Jan 12, 2002 11:44 pm**

You know you�re a trekkie when you ....

Refer to a Rabbit as a Tribble with Legs.

Are proud of your 56 Tapes Full of 6 hours of Star Trek Each!

Keep all Your Star Trek Memorabhelia in a Museum Quality glass case with air control.

Speak klingon better than English.

Know more about the galaxy and light spped than your Astronomy teacher. (True)

You Wept like a baby when Voyager got home, not because it was over, but because you will forever miss Neelix's wonderful sense of Style.

You have the Doctor Wearing Sunglasses on your Avatar.

That is all I can think of. Hope you like them

slincoln · **Sun Jan 13, 2002 12:49 am**

slincoln · **Sun Jan 13, 2002 12:52 am**