Vote Lindley!

Lindley · **Mon Nov 19, 2001 3:13 pm Vote Lindley!**

It seems Morphy's made me a provisional Mod now. I'm just going to use this opportunity to tell you all, I WILL TAKE OVER THIS FORUM!! Vote for me! I have many good attributes...including a thirst for world domination!

Lindley · **Mon Nov 19, 2001 3:18 pm**

Hmmm....as far as I can tell, the only thing I can do now that I couldn't do before is view stuff in these forums. What exactly are the abilities of a Mop here?

Natira · **Mon Nov 19, 2001 3:52 pm**

You can do things here that you couldnt do to others. Don't you dare edit ths post to see! I hate it when people edit my posts!

_________________

"This battle will take time and resolve, but make no mistake, we will win!"
George W. Bush,President of the US

Too bad, I'll do what I want.

*evil laughter, skipping around merrily, singing a tune about a human mop*
Tralalala!!! Mopping the floor is lots of fun! Especially with wet mops!

Natira · **Mon Nov 19, 2001 3:54 pm**

some things are: cleaning my house. and doing my dishes. take out the trash bin for example. I'm not sure if you have the ability, but you might also be able to wash the windows.

Natira · **Mon Nov 19, 2001 3:55 pm**

Feel free to delete any of my posts you see, nothing I say is relevant anyway, since I am actually a bot

The Bot Song!
Bots are fun, bots are great, you should have a bot with every meal! We're just like litte elves, slightly skitzo you see, our names are Larry, Curly, and Moe, oh yes, Bots are fun with every meal!

Lindley · **Mon Nov 19, 2001 5:28 pm**

Can someone send me the wet mop?

Lindley · **Mon Nov 19, 2001 5:29 pm**

Could you also send me a bucket with lemon juice in it while you're at it? These floors are FILTHY! And Natira told me to mop them...I obey her beckon call! I do what she says, I think what she says...I am her faithfully devoted minion.

Natira · **Mon Nov 19, 2001 8:44 pm**

I don't understand. Why are we here? What is our purpose in life? I must find the CREATOR POTATO!!

Lindley · **Mon Nov 19, 2001 9:03 pm**

How would I know?!

Natira · **Mon Nov 19, 2001 10:47 pm**

Btw, Welcome to the mod forum. I know that you'll be a great mod. Good Luck.

(and make sure you clean my house!!

)

Lindley · **Tue Nov 20, 2001 4:24 pm**

Thank you.

BTW, this is what comes up when I try to click Move, Unsticky, or Lock:

Forbidden
You don't have banana's to apples /Forums/topicadmin.php on this server.

So you're probably wrong again, so far I'm just a 'junior Mint'.

And lastly, I ain't cleaning your dang house!

Hehehe..take over forum...hehehe...

Lindley · **Tue Nov 20, 2001 4:43 pm**

OMG!!! Who farted? TYVEK! IT WAS YOU!!

Seven of Nine · **Fri Nov 30, 2001 6:15 pm**

I always have that problem...sheesh Tyvek! Phoo! *grabs an air freshner and starts spraying it*

Thomas · **Sat Dec 01, 2001 5:27 am**

Seven of Nine · **Tue Dec 04, 2001 11:36 am**

I know how annoying it can be... reformatting my turnip has helped a tad.

Lindley · **Tue Dec 04, 2001 12:09 pm**

I normally use an etch a sketch to log on, but today, I thought I'd try a real computer!

Thomas · **Wed Dec 05, 2001 5:13 pm**

you're my little potato, you're my little potoato, you're my little potato, i dug you up, you come from underfround. Yes, that's right people, underfround!! Everybody sing with me!! you're my little potato (x3) i duuuuuug you up, you come from underfround.

Chinesetrekkie · **Tue Jan 22, 2002 3:38 pm**

Oh my gosh golly dolly...did you see the size of that worm?

chakotay1 · **Sun Apr 21, 2002 5:30 pm**

Why don't I know what I am doing? Wet mop, what wet mop?

MT39503 · Commodore Joined: 10 Apr 2002 Posts: 1437 Location: AZ

All this Garbage! *sweeps through all the muck and trash* I can't believe you people are so unclean!

MT39503 · Commodore Joined: 10 Apr 2002 Posts: 1437 Location: AZ

Evil warthogs have invaded Planet Zumac! We must save ourselves! Shields up! Aye Aye Starfleet, this is Captain Janeway, bring me some more coffee! How do I want my coffee? Black, of course...black as my soul bc I'm stuck in this quadrant!

MT39503 · Commodore Joined: 10 Apr 2002 Posts: 1437 Location: AZ

it's late at night i hope this little bottle helps you sleep... they must have grown you wild you make a grown man a child!!

MT39503 · Commodore Joined: 10 Apr 2002 Posts: 1437 Location: AZ

I HATE Voyager! It SUCKS!!!

Morphy · Forum Ogre Joined: 15 Jun 2001 Posts: 3858

Chakotay1, have you seen the wet mop? OH, n/m, I remember, you are..........know what? Scratch that, too.

Lindley! Stop accusing Tyvek of things you did yourself!!

Tyvek · **Thu Sep 05, 2002 2:55 pm**

Imma Gonna Play around here to see what I canna Do!!! Sooo Here Goes!

(Please ignore the fact that I'm a Dog)

And delusional!

*starts singing "I'm a little teapot!"