tomparis

squiggy · **Thu Jun 25, 2009 1:46 am**

But of course. Everything is both a lie, and the truth. It's just how you choose to perceive it. Just because YOU think it can't happen, doesn't mean I can't do it. So beware! Mwuahahahaha.

And Ben: No offence, but you need better dreams. I hate crushing the little easy ones.

tomparis · **Thu Jun 25, 2009 9:06 pm**

Well, squiggy, you will pay for crushing my dream! I will come up with tortures involving tickling and pies! REVENGE!

squiggy · **Fri Jun 26, 2009 2:00 am**

Mwuahaha. You wish.

tomparis · **Sat Jun 27, 2009 5:10 pm**

So, birthday tomorrow! w00t w00t! Turning the big 2-0. I'm kind of psyched for this one because I'm "not supposed to know" that I'll be seeing a Brewer game. Hopefully they win this one!

squiggy · **Sun Jun 28, 2009 3:23 am**

Happy birthday old man.

Of course, that'd make me an even older man. But whatever.

You young little whippersnapper.

Curtis · **Mon Jun 29, 2009 12:15 am**

HAPPY LATE 20TH BIRTHDAY!!! Just one more year and THEN you can drink like Dan the pro...or just like me, which is just that

lol!

Also I feel this is necessary for 2 reasons, first...it is true stooge fashion and second...I haven't done anything "stoogeish" in a looooong time

so here you go...

*in honor of your birthday Ben, I present you with a birthday cake...however, when you go in to blow out the candles, take a bite of it, whatever...the cake explodes in your face...you've just been CAKED (the opposite of PUNKED

)*

squiggy · **Mon Jun 29, 2009 11:38 am**

...You didn't pie him in the face.

*Pies Ben in the face. Blueberry. Extra-sticky.*
*Pies Curtis in the face. Shepherd's pie. Extra beefy.*

tomparis · **Mon Jun 29, 2009 9:37 pm**

Thanks for all the well wishes!

I just figure I should let you guys know. I'm going to be inactive for a few days here, maybe even up to a week and a half. I'm just going through some pretty rough personal times right now, and I can barely concentrate on work as is. I'm not going to get into it, but I just want to assure you all that I intend to stay active, I just need to clear this up in my life first.

Curtis · **Tue Jun 30, 2009 10:53 pm**

...but ok, that is completely acceptable and understandable (your still a better stooge than Pinky, no matter your activity status

lol) and I kinda know how you feel...or I did, my life has gotten better, not the greatest yet, but it's better! Anywho, wish you the best with your life and yes...we'll still talk to you whenever its convenient for you

!

squiggy · **Thu Jul 02, 2009 5:18 am**

We'll terrorize the forums 150% so the others won't notice you are missing.

lol

tomparis · **Thu Jul 02, 2009 5:45 pm**

Allrighty then. I be back now. Doing better now than before, but I've still got some work to do (figuratively), and some things to figure out.

Anywho, it's good to see the forums didn't collapse when I left.

squiggy · **Fri Jul 03, 2009 2:07 am**

lol. Yay!

Curtis · **Sat Jul 04, 2009 12:56 am**

Yay indeed!

...however, how do you know that the forums didn't fall apart in your absence and Adam and I just did a fantastic job of making it look as tho nothing happened??? *as I say this a piece of wall collapses in here* ...errr...ignore that

lol!

tomparis · **Sat Jul 04, 2009 2:52 am**

See, and I could have sworn that the missing roof had something to do with your catastrophic failure, but now I am completely and utterly convinced that it is some major remodeling you guys are doing.

*Pies both of you for insubordination since I can totally do that because I've been a member the longest.

*

squiggy · **Sat Jul 04, 2009 3:24 am**

*throws a super-pie at Ben*

We're the stooges. Reasons aren't needed.

tomparis · **Sun Jul 05, 2009 2:15 pm**

This is indeed true. See, what you don't know is I'm close to an amazing breakthrough that will give me ultimate power over all things stooge. I am developing a personal anti-pie field generator (PAP-FIG for short), and with it, I will be invincible!

Curtis · **Sun Jul 05, 2009 11:28 pm**

A major remodel??? Ummm...yes...yes that is what happened

!

As for your...errr...thing...you may be the senior member here, but I am the one with the real power (ok, not really) and please...Adam could easily find a way around your..."thing" and you'd be drenched in pies or eye-pokes! *pokes you in the eyes* and don't make me call Optimus Prime...he's our...errr...what is he Adam?

squiggy · **Mon Jul 06, 2009 12:48 am**

Poker buddy. I can summon him sometimes. It's how he pays me back for constantly losing.

And your' anti-pie field generator would last exactly 1.2 milliseconds if I cast "Scathe" or "Ultima" on it. Or I could just fry it with a good "Thundaja" or "Thunderkenaga" spell. That would end that thing. There's also my trusty electro-magnet. You'd be surprised what you can screw up with such a thing.

Curtis · **Mon Jul 06, 2009 11:15 pm**

Or the energon weapons of our poker buddy! lol! yea...take that Ben! lol! When it comes to all things stooge...it is you whom is no match for us! lol!

tomparis · **Fri Nov 06, 2009 12:13 am**

Mrrrrrrr. Braaaaaaaaains.

That's right. I'm baaaaaaack (again...)