Memorable lines from Deep Space Nine

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Body parts ROm tries to persuade Quark he should back out of the contract
Rom: I thought you were going to break the contract.
Quark: What are the key words there? "You thought"...

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Episode: Improbable Cause

Sisko: Someone tried to kill you Garak, Whoever it was may try again so if I were you I'd give this matter some serious thought.

Garak: Well let me see. there's the Nausicaan whose wedding suit I misplaced... and the Uridian I owe money too.. and of course there's always Major Kira.

Bashir: This is serious Garak

Garak: I am being serious I don't think she likes me

Odo: She doesn't but if she wanted you dead, you would be

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its not a funny line but i just love how it sounded when garak ask the female changeling if there was any cardassian survivore in the obsidian order attack on the changeling homeworld then she goes

Female changeling:cardassian survivor?
Garak :yes?
FC:there was no survivor
Garak :you mean theyr all dead?
FC :oooh theyr dead...your dead...cardassia is dead,your ppl were doomed the moment they attacked us

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The begotten Odo goes to Quark to celebrate the baby changeling, Quark is mystified:
Quark: All right, all right, I confess. I don't know what I did, but I did it. Just stop, I can't take it anymore!

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By inferno's light Quark and Dukat's daughter:
Quark: The Jem Hadar don't eat, don't drink and they don't have sex. If that wasn't bad enough, the founders don't eat, don't drink and don't have sex either. Which, between you and me, makes my financial future less than promising.
Dukat's daughter: It might not be so bad. For all we know, the Vorta could be gluttonous, alcoholic sex-maniacs...

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His Way
Vic Fontaine: "By the way, this is a high class joint. That means coat and ties for the gents, dresses for the ladies... You guys look like a trapeze-act."

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The sound of her voice
Cpt. Lisa (on the com line): Wait a minute... What's that?There's something moving out there... it's getting closer!
Dr. Bashir: ... what?
Cpt. Lisa: Stay back! No! Don't hurt me!
Dr. Bashir: Captain, what's going on?
Cp. Lisa: Please! Stay back! No, don't! NOO!!
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Dr. Bashir: Cpt. Cusack, can you hear me? Hello?? ... God...
Cpt. Lisa (disguising her voice as a monster): She's gone!
Dr. Bashir: Who is this? What have you done?
Cpt. Lisa: I have eaten her!
Dr. Bashir: What??
Cpt. Lisa: I've eaten her! What difference does it make to you? You weren't even listening to her!
Dr. Bashir (smiling): You have my sincere apologies...

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What you leave behind
Quark: "The more things change, the more they stay the same."