Pranking the crew

commander tuviks · **Sun Jun 28, 2009 12:46 pm Pranking the crew**

1. Transport Picard into Beverly Crushers sonic shower while she's in it.
2. Replace Picards fish with dead ones.
3. Make Data think he has killed his cat.
4. Install hollow emitters in commanders Rikers quarters and simulate a hull breech.
5. Program Gordi's visor so he thinks everyone's in there birthday suite's
6. During a staff briefing replace tactical display with altered picture of Troi and Crusher in an embarrassing situation
7. reprogram captains chair to deliver a shock after every question.
8. reprogram turbo lift to throw people out at destination without stopping.
9. during a video conference with the romulans mix laughing gas into air supply.
10.after bridge crews shift ends eject warp core and take saucer section on a joy ride.
11. replace crews uniforms with a size to small.
12. ...you continue...

milan · **Sat Jul 11, 2009 5:45 am**

Something similar has already occured on Voyager when Janeway said to the replicator: "Coffee, black!" And the replicator: "Make it yourself!" =))

Cosiris · **Thu Jul 23, 2009 7:26 pm Rascals**

The STNG episode "Rascals" used a transporter accident to revert some of the crew to 10-year olds.

commander tuviks · **Tue Aug 18, 2009 12:10 pm**

Cosiris the whole point of this was for you to continue it with your own pranks, besides the episode "Rascals" was an accident not a prank. I guess no one here has a sense of humor. I posted this same one on another site and received several humorous responses of what they thought would be good pranks, so can anyone come up with something better?

TrystanClarke91191 · Senior Cadet Joined: 15 Sep 2009 Posts: 20

beam the doc into space

MoonStarRaven · Freshman Cadet Joined: 13 Jan 2009 Posts: 5

Those where funny.

What about:
~ Hide a whoopie cushion on the captions chair.
~ Replace all the synthohol with actual alcohol at a party.
~ Program the replicators to make pig oinking sounds whenever anyone orders a desert.
~ Give all the kids on board a pet tribble.

That's all I can think of at 3 am.

littlebirdie · **Sun Dec 13, 2009 9:29 am**

These are great!!

I needed a good laugh this morning!

The_Seventh_of_the_Ninth · Freshman Cadet Joined: 19 Mar 2010 Posts: 5

-Set everyones' alarms, except from the Captains', early so that they'd get to the bridge and think that the Captains' late.

Zimmerman's Hollogram · **Mon Mar 22, 2010 7:27 pm**

Alter the doctor's program so that every time he's hailed he starts singing "You are my sunshine..." in the style of Picard.

Shave Troi's head, because honestly, who in there right mind likes that amount of hair?! Then I suppose you could glue it to Picard's cranium.

When Q appears, the entire crew addresses him as P instead.

Deactivate Data and reassemble him backward before reactivation.

Program Data to belch his words.

Paint Data green and dress him like an Orion slave girl. Then introduce him to Kirk.

Let Kirk in on the joke after he makes a pass at Data. (Poor Data's such an easy target for this stuff, lol)