Memorable lines from Deep Space Nine

Lord Borg · **Thu Jul 10, 2008 2:30 am**

"...one thing's for certain. We're losing the peace. Which means a war could be our only hope."
-Captain Benjamin Sisko, Call to Arms

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Zippy · **Tue Dec 09, 2008 3:47 pm**

Season 6- Tiny Little Ship
After the Rubekan (sp?) was shrunk in some sort of anomaly, the defiant was taken over by the Jem Hadar. The miniscule runabout crew (jadzia, o'brien, and bashier) went around helping the captured shipmates. after the mission, Bashier and O'Brien were in Quark's bragging to a few women when Odo walked up...
Bashier-"Can I help you Odo?"
Odo- "Are you sure you've returned to your full height?"
Bashier & O'Brien- "Yes"
Odo-"Are you sure? You seem a few centimeters shorter. As a changling, I notice things like that"
Quark- "You know, you're right. You do seem to be a little on the petite side."
Bashier & O'Brien look at each other
Bashier- "Infirmary"
Basier & O'Brien exit.
Quark turns to Odo
Quark- "And they say you don't have a sense of humor."
Quark and Odo laugh

Lord Borg · **Thu Dec 18, 2008 11:04 pm**

"There's an old saying: Fortune favors the bold. Well, I guess we're about to find out."
-Captain Benjamin Sisko, on Operation Return. (Ep: Favor the Bold)

Sonic74205 · **Wed Jan 14, 2009 11:09 am**

Dude you have SO Stolen my topic! I made this thread on here a while ago and its still on the site.

Valathous · **Fri Jan 30, 2009 1:27 am**

Mansfeld · **Wed May 27, 2009 3:53 am**

milan · **Tue Jun 09, 2009 8:06 am**

If wishes were horses, Quark to Odo: I could create a shapeshifter playmate for you. The two of you could... (shakes wine glass) "intermingle".

milan · **Sat Jun 20, 2009 7:25 am**

Melora when that alien who's mad at Quark takes him, Dax and Melora hostage on a ship:
Quark: "Great! We escape, and he's got something special planned for me. We don't escape, and I just die with everyone else. Am I missing a choice here?"

milan · **Sat Jun 27, 2009 6:47 am**

Second Sight is the episode with the genius who reignites the sun. I think it was one of the most memorable and moving moments when he sacrificed himself for the life and happiness of his wife. The sacrifice was much bigger than that of an average man, because he did countless good deeds in his life and would have done after that too. But the rational, logical, billiant scientist, oh, and let's not forget EGOCENTRIC, showed how capable in fact he was of love. His last lines were quite memorable: "Keep your eyes on the viewscreen, commander, you'll never see anything like this again. LET THERE BE LIGHT!!!"

milan · **Fri Jul 17, 2009 3:10 pm**

The Collaborator Kira and Odo ask Quark to bypass a security code for them, QUark hesitates.
Quark: Sure, when things go wrong, I take the fall!
Kira: Nothing is gonna go wrong!
Quark: That's what you think! But I happen to be a firm believer in rule of acquisition number 285: "No good deed ever goes unpunished!!"

milan · **Tue Jul 28, 2009 3:15 pm**

The Search, part 1 Dr. Bashir (on Defiant): I'll do it, sir. I need to go down to what's laughingly called the sickbay.

milan · **Thu Jul 30, 2009 6:05 am**

House of Quark Quark: I am Quark, son of Keldar! And I have come to answer the challenge of D'gor, son of... whatever."

Cange · Lieutenant Joined: 30 Jul 2009 Posts: 148

LOL that episode where a changeling infiltrate the Defiant,at the end he transform into Odo to confuse o'brian

Odo???:i am Odo
Odo???:NO i am Odo
O'brain : look i dont have time to play choose the changeling,i got better things to do.

Cange · Lieutenant Joined: 30 Jul 2009 Posts: 148

the first time Worf get on DS9 he goes to quark

Quark: let me guess Bloodwine
Worf : no Prune juice
Quark: prune LOL!!
Worf:"Angry look"
Quark:right away

NO even better

come to quark,quark is fun dont walk RUN!!!!

i just remember worf's face when he come out with his singing cup with quark face on it LOL!!!

milan · **Tue Aug 18, 2009 5:58 am**

Fascination
Quark enters with pudding, sees couples kissing, Miles and Keiko embracing, Sisko fondled by Dax.
"Commander, this is the spice pudding you ordered.
Dax turns Sisko to her:
"I want to give you this as a token of my affection" - hands the betrothal bracelet Kira's boyfriend gave to her. Borial (or how it's spelled) turns Sisko round:
"Oh no you don't!" -punches Sisko like a girl.
"Borial, listen to me" - Sisko only anoyed not hurt at all.
"I..I'll fight for her if I have to!" - so Borial. He punches, Sisko blocks a few of them annoyed, then Dax blocks, gut punches Borial, then knock-out to the jaw, poor man out cold on the floor.

Dax all over Sisko with her hands again:
"I'm sorry, Benjamin, he was just starting to annoy me..."
Quark looking down at Borial amazed:
"Commander, you throw one helluva party! Pudding anyone?"

milan · **Sun Aug 30, 2009 5:44 am**

Visionary Doc talking to Miles in the bar about Chief seeing himself dead in the future:
O'Brien: "...Feeling my neck for a pulse that wasn't there..."
Bashir: "Well it could have been worse..." (chief looks at him incredulously) "It could have been me!"

Cange · Lieutenant Joined: 30 Jul 2009 Posts: 148

there is soo many lol and garak maded alot of them

---"The plan was that I would pretend to be there friends, and then, I'd shoot you!"
Garak to the Jem'Hadar in "The Search, Part II"

---Garak :"The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination."

---Bashir: I can't believe you're not pressing charges.
Garak: Constable Odo and Captain Sisko expressed a similar concern, but really, doctor, there was no harm done.
Bashir: They broke seven of your transverse ribs and fractured your clavicle!
Garak: Ah, but I got off several cutting remarks which no doubt did serious damage to their egos.
Bashir: Garak, this isn't funny.
Garak: I'm serious, doctor! Thanks to your administrations, I'm almost completely healed, but the damage I did to them will last a lifetime.

---Quark: Garak, I want you to kill me.
Garak: Excellent choice, if I may say so. I offer a wide range of terminatory options, all guaranteed to be of highest quality. If you aren't completely satisfied with the manner of your passing, I'll cheerfully refund your money.
Quark: But I'll be dead!
Garak: Details, details.

then later
Quark: No, no, NO! I can't die like that! The blood clashes with my suit.
Garak: That's easy to fix -- I'll make you a new suit.

---Worf, referring to Garak: At the first sign of betrayal I will kill him, but I promise to return the body intact.
Sisko: I assume that's a joke.
Worf: We will see.

---Odo: You'd shoot a man in the back?
Garak: It's the safest way, isn't it?

---Quark: You mean you've sat here for all these years, and you don't even know how to gamble?
Odo: That's correct.
Quark: No wonder you always look so bored.

---Odo: When are you going to realize you have no secrets from me?
Quark: I have nothing to hide. I'm selling quality merchandise to select clientele.
Odo: And what makes them so select?
Quark: They're all ridiculously wealthy, and not too bright.

---Quark: Whatever she told you, I didn't do it.
Odo: Relax Quark, no one's accusing you of anything.
Quark: The day's still young.

---Quark: You want something from me, don't you?
Kira: How'd you guess?
Odo: Simple. We've been here more than a minute and we haven't insulted him, threatened him, or arrested him.

---Odo: I heard an interesting rumour today.
Quark: Only one? I started at least twelve.

---Odo: I plan to investigate the Klingons, the Romulans, Quark, the visiting Tarellians...
Sisko: You think Quark had anything to do with it?
Odo: I always investigate Quark!

---Quark to Odo: I'm not trying to rescue you. I'm taking you along as emergency rations.

---Dax: Looks like he saved both of your lives.
Odo: I was afraid you'd say that.

---"Constable, why are you talking to your beverage?!?" -- Worf
"It's not a beverage. It's a changeling." -- Odo (The Begotten)

Cange · Lieutenant Joined: 30 Jul 2009 Posts: 148

oh and this one
Worf further explains that the Empire considered tribbles to be an ecological menace and that many warriors were sent out to kill any and all tribbles that they could find. Once the tribble homeworld was located, a Klingon armada obliterated it. According to Worf, tribbles were considered extinct by the end of the 23rd century, which Odo sarcastically calls "another glorious chapter in Klingon history," and then proceeds to mockingly ask Worf "Tell me, do they still sing songs about The Great Tribble Hunt?"
i admit i copy pasted this one lol

milan · **Thu Sep 10, 2009 6:53 am**

Improbable Cause
Bashir: Is there anything you need me to do while you're gone?
Garak: Like what?
Bashir: I dunno... Any unfinished business?
Garak (putting on a show of looking around to see if anyone overhears): Actually, doctor, there is something...
Bashir (hesitating): Well, what?
Garak: If you go into my quarters and examine the bulkhead next to the replicator, you'll notice there's a false panel. Behind that panel is a compartment containing an isolinear rod. (looking around nervously) If I'm not back within 78 hours I want you to take that rod... AND EAT IT!

milan · **Fri Sep 11, 2009 3:42 pm**

The Way of the Warrior, part 2
The Klingons: "Destroying an empire to win a war is no victory, and ending a war to save an empire is no defeat."

Cange · Lieutenant Joined: 30 Jul 2009 Posts: 148

lol see milan you dont get good line like that in Voyager

milan · **Wed Sep 16, 2009 1:16 pm**

Of course you do. Go to "Memorable lines from Voyager". They also say loads of silly things.

But I have to admit none of the ST characters is more witty than Quark. He's a bulls-eye in the ST universe.

milan · **Mon Sep 28, 2009 12:25 pm**

I just feel I have to share this:
"Jerusalem" - a poem by William Blake, British Romantic poet. It is one of my favourites. I also know Bruce Dickinson's song about it (from Iron Maiden), the lyrics were actually the poem itself by Blake. OF course I liked that one as well. But then all of a sudden Bashir and the Chief get drunk and they start to sing the verses of the poem. Of course I recognized it, but I was also sure the tune couldn't be from Bruce, obviously

. I didn't quite make out the tune from their drunk bawling, but it did get me thinking: this must be a very famous song, since these British gentlemen sing it so heartily. So I've written some of the lines into Youtube and I've found "Jerusalem", sung by thousands of British, in a vast orchestra version, and it is magnificent, and I read this is a very popular, sort of unofficial anthem for the British. I'm humming it as we speak.

For the native British it must be naturally well-known, but as Hungarian guy from Romania I'm glad that after such an adventurous journey I've traced down this wonderful song made from the poem. So thanx, Chief and Doc, and now let's sing all together:
"Bring me my bow of burning gold,
Bring me my arrows of desire,
Bring me my spears, oh clouds unfold,
Bring me my chariot of fire!"

milan · **Wed Oct 07, 2009 9:19 am**

Broken link The crew talk about the cloaking device while travelling into Dominion space:
Chief: ..."and now that we're not using it, I feel naked.
Worf: It is disconcerting, to say the least.
Sisko: Gentlemen, I feel the same way as you do.
Chief (to Jadzia): What are you smiling at?
Jadzia: I don't know. I guess it's just being in the same room with so many naked men... "