"Im A Doctor Not A....." The Doc's Funiest Moments

Voyager2004 · **Mon Jan 23, 2006 5:56 pm**

LOL! So true! I liked the way he said "Her too." It was just comical without really trying to. Picardo is a really good actor!

trekkiewifee · Senior Cadet Joined: 21 Feb 2006 Posts: 21

I like it when he was encouraging the captain to give Tuvix something to do to get him out of his sickbay.

I forgot exactly what it was that he said, though.

trekkiewifee · Senior Cadet Joined: 21 Feb 2006 Posts: 21

sorry, maybe this was mentioned, i haven't completely read all of this thread yet.

I was cracking up when the doctor came to try to treat Mark zimmerman, his creator. And he disguised himself as some beautiful alien woman and somehow managed to trick Mark Zimmerman into a massage and meanwhile started scanning him with a tricorder. And the subsequent arguement. I was was rolling on the floor.

And that iguana.

WeAz · **Sun Feb 26, 2006 11:50 pm**

I loved that part. It was so funny.

[email protected] · Junior Cadet Joined: 30 Dec 2006 Posts: 18

Of course All of Tinker Tenor Doctor like everyone already said . .

But I can't believe no one mentioned the episode where the aliens add all of the different holographic projection templates into his program so he can go around and sabatoge the ship while captain Janeway is captured. . . ---I don't know the name of that episode sorry ---

But anyway, when he confesses his dying love for seven and he talks about the 'medical problem' Tuvok has . because he thinks his program is going to be lost forever!

Voyager2004 · **Wed Jan 03, 2007 3:17 pm**

"Renaissance Man" is the episode you're thinking of...The episode right before the Series Finale...

KateReba fan · **Thu Jan 04, 2007 1:57 pm**

The first time i watched the episode "Parallax" when the Doctor kept shrinking I was crying I was laughing so hard.

I also like when it was him and the other isomorph in the episode repression, (i think that's the one) where they both throw an object at each other and he says "this could get tedious" or something like this.

Darkaiz · **Thu Jan 04, 2007 5:37 pm**

Lol, the doctors is nr 1 in voyager!

I like Seven too ^^

Voyager2004 · **Sun Jan 07, 2007 4:33 pm**

monroe · Lieutenant, Junior Grade Joined: 11 Apr 2005 Posts: 120

Ship_Desingz · **Tue Jan 09, 2007 3:57 pm**

when he started to shrink it was funny, i had to watch it again and again over and over then it didnt become funny anymore though i sorta killed it.

StarfleetCommand74656 · Captain Joined: 22 May 2006 Posts: 653 Location: On STV

Bliss:
Doc: An Ishmael to your Ahab? I'm a doctor, not a hunter

Message In A Bottle:
I'm a Doctor, not a Commando!

Doc: stop breathing down my neck
EMH2: My breathing is a simulation
Doc: So's my neck- stop it anyway

EMH2: There are so many buttons!
Doc: Find the one that says fire and push it!
ENH2: Phasers offline
Doc: Well fire a torpedo
Doc: You hit the wrogn ship
EMH2: It wasnt my fault
Doc: Whose was it- the torpedo's?

EMH: It says here the (somfing tekcnical) is offline
Doc: In English

More funny moments in that ep.- the bit about Doc's 'added subroutines' the one with the Romulans, etc...

Kathryn16 · **Fri Jan 12, 2007 3:32 am**

Bliss was a good one! Especially when the producers left only two holograms alone on a ship full of enemys. Have any of you read any of the STV:String Theory Series? Theres a moment out of the book dat the Doc is in and he states and I quote:

B'Elanna: Its a long story...

Doctor: Give me the short version.

B'Elanna: We've had an intruder aboard, possibly another Nacene, who altered the crew's memories and pretended to be the Captain's sister. As you can see, we've recovered Tuvok but apparently he's been infected by an alien parasite. An earlyer version of you who has been running for the past few hours doesn't believe he can be saved. We're still aboard the array and there is a reason to believe that more parasites may be out there. Oh, and the captain is missing.

Doctor: So in other words, it's a pretty light day aboard the starship Voyager.

B'Elanna Its good to have you back. I really missed you.

StarfleetCommand74656 · Captain Joined: 22 May 2006 Posts: 653 Location: On STV

A lot of fleet doctors make these sort of comments

Bashir: I will heal him if the constable would be so kind as to keep all trigger happy thugs ou tof my infirmary. And something v. similar in Way of the Warrior. Bones was doing it all the time. I think Crusher was the only one who didn't.