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Kathryn16
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Joined: 23 May 2005
Posts: 646
Location: Bay Area - California
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 Tue Jun 13, 2006 11:10 pm Caption Contest #3 |
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Congrats to MakeItSo in winning the Caption Contest #2!!! My sister and friends thought this was so funny!
Borg Queen: "You know that hairstyle is not the same as mine or the hairstyle of Captain Janeway during the first 3 seasons.
Seven: "I know..."
Borg Queen: "Then it must be the hair style, the one hair style."
Seven: "The one hair style? What shall I do with this one hair style?"
Borg Queen: "It will be the one hair style to rule them all."
Seven: "No, I have something else that rules the show other than my hair style..."
This Weeks Pic is:
Good Luck!!!
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MakeItSo
Commander
Joined: 05 Jan 2006
Posts: 406
Location: Somewhere in California
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| Wed Jun 14, 2006 1:35 am |
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Yay! I won one! 
Janeway: "Hmmm, what's that I smell Neelix?"
Neelix: "Uh, I don't know Captain...could it be coffee?"
Janeway: "No...that's definitely not coffee that I smell wafting into my nostrils!"
Neelix: ...
Chakotay (off screen on the Bridge): "Well they're definitely not cookies, that's for sure."
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Sevenofninenz
Commodore
Joined: 02 Jul 2004
Posts: 2441
Location: New Zealand Penal Colony
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| Wed Jun 14, 2006 5:18 am |
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Janeway: If we stare like this long enough, and concentrate hard enough, maybe Chuckles will throw himself out the airlock...
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"The men cheered. The women fainted. The children waved multi-coloured flags!" - AT
My LJ
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Leo Wyatt
Sweetest Angel
Joined: 25 Feb 2004
Posts: 19045
Location: Investigating A Crime Scene. What did Quark do this time?
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| Thu Jun 15, 2006 6:05 am |
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Janeway: '' Is that Seven and Harry making out?''
Neelix: '' I don't think so Captain.'' But, my eyes had fooled me before though.''
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RIGGS
Junior Cadet
Joined: 18 Mar 2005
Posts: 18
Location: IF THERE'S A BRIGHT CENTRE TO THE UNIVERSE ITS THE PLANET FARTHEST FROM
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| Thu Jun 15, 2006 2:47 pm |
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neelix; whats that ghastly thing on the tv captain? janeway oh its an ancient program called startrek the next generation.neelix; it doesnt look very good and whos that ugly smooth headed guy?
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La Forge
Bajoran Colonel
Joined: 16 Feb 2006
Posts: 2125
Location: Babylon 5
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| Thu Jun 15, 2006 3:36 pm |
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Neelix: I'm sorry, Captain. I don't have any coffee.
Janeway: What? Well...I'll have to go all "Wonder Woman" and make my own. Watch now.
*three hours later*
Neelix: I'm still watching...
(off-screen)
The Viewers: Well, we aren't! DS9 is on!
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Go Red Sox!
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lionhead
Rear Admiral
Joined: 26 May 2004
Posts: 4020
Location: The Delta Quadrant (or not...)
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| Thu Jun 15, 2006 4:09 pm |
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Neelix: "oh my god! Is that earth?"
Janeway: "Where?"
Neelix: "made you look!"
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Never explain comedy or satire or the ironic comment. Those who get it, get it. Those who don't, never will. -Michael Moore
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Admiral Dani�l
Dutch Admiral
Joined: 06 Sep 2005
Posts: 2177
Location: Borg Cube 31572 - Join us now!
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| Fri Jun 16, 2006 1:57 am |
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| lionhead wrote: | Neelix: "oh my god! Is that earth?"
Janeway: "Where?"
Neelix: "made you look!" |
Lol so funny!
Neelix:"Is it a ship? Is it a shuttle? No it's ....!
Janeway:"Super coffee black yay! *grabs action figure begins to play, crys when she swallows the plastic action figure*
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Meverix
Sophomore Cadet
Joined: 07 Oct 2005
Posts: 12
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| Sat Jun 17, 2006 1:12 pm |
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*Viewing the screen*
Neelix: Well he's not Klingon...
Janeway: But the head-ridges..
Neelix: Oh **** the head ridges, we've met hundreds of races with headridges...
Janeway: Vidian? He could be a composit of hundreds of species.
Neelix: No no, we passed their space years ago, didn't we.
Janeway: You know what, I'm fed up of having to log every single damn race we come across. Tuvok, open fire.
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7of9_made it awesome
Captain
Joined: 26 Jan 2005
Posts: 616
Location: London
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| Sat Jul 01, 2006 8:37 pm |
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Neelix: Is it just me, or do you think Tuvok should be taking a shower in his own quaters and not in the mess hall?
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Captain Erik
Crewman
Joined: 09 Jul 2006
Posts: 1
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| Sun Jul 09, 2006 8:45 am Re: Caption Contest #3 |
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Neelix: You can't put a Liola Root there!
Janeway: Well, it's better there than in your stew.
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E. L. M.
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Voyager Fanatic Ruler
Crewman
Joined: 18 Jul 2006
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| Tue Jul 18, 2006 10:48 am |
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Neelix: Captain? Is that... I think that it's Earth...
Janeway: I'm not so sure about that Neelix. We're still 30,000 light years from home...
Neelix: Oh well. But you mus admit, it looks very much like it.
Janeway: It could be species 8472. But for some strange reason, I can't take my eyes off it... Strange.
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