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Superman
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Joined: 06 Dec 2003
Posts: 10220
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Sand Zombie, how are you today?
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charlie
American Soldier
Joined: 26 Feb 2004
Posts: 598
Location: In The United States
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| Sun May 07, 2006 5:48 pm |
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Hello my name is Charie and welcome aboard.
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sandzombie
Lieutenant
Joined: 15 Apr 2006
Posts: 138
Location: in a galaxy far, far away...away srew it -Florida (Gods waiting room)
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| Sun May 07, 2006 8:53 pm |
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Hi. Charlie, Hey, Superman....I love that username 'Superman' is's like 'Man' only SUPER 
Nothing happened today...I was off work but I obssed over the fact that I couldn't find one of my socks....
oh, my poor sock. My poor, poor sock  ......Who wants to help me form a search party. Somebody has kinnaped poor socky and could be doing, horrible, horrible things to it as we speak :Whimpers softly:
Other than that my day was great  .
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Superman
Fleet Admiral
Joined: 06 Dec 2003
Posts: 10220
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| Tue May 09, 2006 7:38 pm |
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Good. Hope you are well, and hope to see you online at some point when I'm on.
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sandzombie
Lieutenant
Joined: 15 Apr 2006
Posts: 138
Location: in a galaxy far, far away...away srew it -Florida (Gods waiting room)
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| Wed May 10, 2006 10:57 am |
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Ok, Here is a short list of signs you cat is planning world domination...
16 - Sits on your newspaper in the morning and carefully reads the coded message that Garfield sends out every day.
15 - Used to sleep on top of TV, now monitors CNN 24 hours a day.
14 - Notably absent from home during surprise feline invasion of Poland.
13 - When you enter the room, Snowball and the other members of the Tri-Cateral Commission stop talking and begin playing with yarn.
12 - Behind the couch you find a forged passport, plane tickets, and nine suicide bombs.
11 - What you thought was "heat" is actually a four-legged goose step.
10 - Well, *somebody* subscribed to alt.cats.world.domination.
9 - Autopsy of the last mouse left on your doormat reveals "tattoo" to be blueprint of the UN Building.
8 - Constantly petting that bald man he keeps on his lap.
7 - Kitty Chow spilled on the floor spells out "Drop the car keys and leave the door open or the dog gets it in the head."
6 - Then -- dead mice in the kitchen. Now -- dead third world dictators in the basement.
5 - Judging from the kitchen, he seems to be working on some kind of "land mine" technology.
4 - Fluffy is now sleeping only 21 hours a day, down from 23.
3 - Has recently been acting somewhat... aloof.
2 - What your cat lacks in charisma and good looks, he makes up for with his ruthless handling of rival software companies.
and the Number 1 Sign Your Cat is Plotting World Domination...
1 - Somehow, you're now subscribed to "*beep* of Fortune" magazine.
If you know of any other, please feel free to add.
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Scapegoat Bob
Commodore
Joined: 02 Sep 2001
Posts: 1198
Location: The Barn
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| Wed May 10, 2006 11:00 am |
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| charlie wrote: | | Hello my name is Charie and welcome aboard. |
Hi Charie. Give us money.
Hi sandzombie. We eat cats. Give us money.
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Here, kitty kitty kitty!
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Superman
Fleet Admiral
Joined: 06 Dec 2003
Posts: 10220
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| Wed May 10, 2006 1:47 pm |
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It's a good list you came up with, Sand Zombie.
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sandzombie
Lieutenant
Joined: 15 Apr 2006
Posts: 138
Location: in a galaxy far, far away...away srew it -Florida (Gods waiting room)
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| Wed May 10, 2006 10:20 pm |
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| Scapegoat Bob wrote: | | charlie wrote: | | Hello my name is Charie and welcome aboard. |
Hi Charie. Give us money.
Hi sandzombie. We eat cats. Give us money. |
Check or Cash?
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sandzombie
Lieutenant
Joined: 15 Apr 2006
Posts: 138
Location: in a galaxy far, far away...away srew it -Florida (Gods waiting room)
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| Sat May 13, 2006 11:52 pm |
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I am sooo bored that I'm online Literally downloading Font. Yeah, that's right Fonts... I don't even write that often...but that's just how bored I am...
So, what is everybody else up to? Anybody else so bored they're downloading fonts?? (I highly doupt it...)
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Superman
Fleet Admiral
Joined: 06 Dec 2003
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| Sun May 14, 2006 2:35 pm |
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I'm bored too. How are you today, Sand Zombie?
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sandzombie
Lieutenant
Joined: 15 Apr 2006
Posts: 138
Location: in a galaxy far, far away...away srew it -Florida (Gods waiting room)
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| Sun May 14, 2006 9:39 pm |
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It's pretty good...but I learned a hard leasson today....
A morning without coffe is like...sleep.
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sandzombie
Lieutenant
Joined: 15 Apr 2006
Posts: 138
Location: in a galaxy far, far away...away srew it -Florida (Gods waiting room)
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| Fri May 19, 2006 6:29 pm |
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For some reason my father thought it would be a brilliant idead to get me a catus as an eairly birthday present.... and it just died.... I didn't even know that could happen....
And what does that say about me? That I'm less nurturing than the desert? 
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sandzombie
Lieutenant
Joined: 15 Apr 2006
Posts: 138
Location: in a galaxy far, far away...away srew it -Florida (Gods waiting room)
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| Fri Jul 07, 2006 8:22 pm |
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Hi!!! I'm Back! I was gone....and now I'm not. I'm not gone anymore. I'm here. Yup. Right here....just....sittiing here....alllll alllooonneee....by my lonesome.....so uh.... write me back it you want...
If I don't talk to another human being soon I might wither and die...
So...uh...No pressure
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Tuvok8917
Dutchie
Joined: 15 May 2004
Posts: 4205
Location: On my way back home
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| Tue Jul 18, 2006 6:59 am |
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.... lol. Hi, welcome... oh, you've been here a while...... Why am i always late with welcoming someone Ah well.. it doesn't matter.
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sandzombie
Lieutenant
Joined: 15 Apr 2006
Posts: 138
Location: in a galaxy far, far away...away srew it -Florida (Gods waiting room)
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| Thu Jul 27, 2006 10:40 pm |
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it's okay...I'm kinda of a....'live in the forset but dosen't see the trees' girl myself....I get you 
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