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PostThu Mar 30, 2006 7:10 pm    Deep Space Nine Caption Contest (Part II)

This is the DS9 caption contest.

Like the other caption contests, only one caption per person.


The winner of the second caption is...

jadziaezri



Quote:
man: its the kinda thing that gets ya right here!

Jake: isn't that your liver

Man : isn't that liquor


The new image is...



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Lord Borg
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PostThu Mar 30, 2006 10:28 pm    

Quark: "Pardon me, but your hands are cold!"

Sisko: "Well, if you hadn't acted like a fool, I would have warmed them first."


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PostFri Mar 31, 2006 8:55 am    

Sisko *Impersonating MR. T*: Dont Give me no back talk sukkah!


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PostFri Mar 31, 2006 2:50 pm    

Quark: She said that she was over 18! I swear!

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PostMon Apr 03, 2006 6:55 am    

Cpt: Dear God Quark! That's your nose! How the hell to you breath through such a butt ugly thing?

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PostMon Apr 03, 2006 8:26 am    

'' Quark: Capt. I swear I didn't tell Odo about you sneaking in naked with Kira.''

'' Sisko: Why i oughta!!!!!


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PostMon Apr 03, 2006 3:39 pm    


Quark: Ill tell you whatever you want, just let me go, Hawke....err - i - uh, I mean Commander Sisko!

Director: CUUUUT!


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PostTue Apr 04, 2006 5:45 pm    

quark.whats love?..loves a distraction and a distracted policeman is an opertunaty

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PostSat Apr 15, 2006 9:04 am    

Great contributions everyone. I'll end it this weekend...

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PostSat Apr 15, 2006 10:11 am    

Hope i'm still on time:

Quark: Uhm.. commander? You can let me go now..
Sisko: Kiss me, baby!
Quark: ...


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PostMon Apr 17, 2006 11:49 pm    

Sisko: Quark! What'd you do with my 67' World Series holosuite program!

Quark: Gaila was right, I could've had my own moon.

Li Nalas: Whats a World Series?


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PostMon Apr 17, 2006 11:56 pm    

Sisko: Give me the latinum or I'll throw you out the nearest airlock!
Quark: Alright, alright. There's no need for this...



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PostWed Apr 19, 2006 5:19 am    

... and the winner is???

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La Forge
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PostWed Apr 19, 2006 1:21 pm    

May I ask?

Is this a clip from the Season II Premiere (Part III), "The Siege"?


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PostWed Apr 19, 2006 1:29 pm    

The winner has been announced and I'm not sure La Forge.

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PostWed Apr 19, 2006 1:32 pm    

(I believe that it is...I just watched the episode last night. Sisko was yelling at him for overbooking the shuttles)

Jake: Are you alright, mister?

Man: I know I shouldn't have eaten so much racht!

Jake: You should stay away from Klingon food...one time, my food bit me.


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PostWed Apr 19, 2006 2:32 pm    

Man: "Oh, god.... it's refried beans...."

Jake: *Head snaps to look at him* "It's what?!!"


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PostMon Apr 24, 2006 12:14 am    

It is from "The Siege". Sisko is upset with Quark for brokering seats on the 3 Runabouts.

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PostThu Apr 27, 2006 4:11 am    

Jake: Sir, these pack of cigarettes were not good for you to smoke! Look how they made your clothes all burnt!

Man: SHUT UP!


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PostMon May 01, 2006 11:36 pm    

man: its the kinda thing that gets ya right here!

Jake: isn't that your liver

Man : isn't that liquor


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gul Lemek III.
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PostWed May 24, 2006 12:49 am    

Man: Damn my hips are killing me!
Jake: And I thought it was the 4x4 wound on your chest ...


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PostWed May 24, 2006 12:53 pm    

Jake*first looking to the sigarettes pack, then to the man*:Why did you buy Klingon sigarettes? I thought everyone know that Klingons smoke firebreathing killerbees.
Man: Unnngh... i know that yes, but i didn't know you have to kill them first.


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PostThu May 25, 2006 6:43 pm    Re: Deep Space Nine Caption Contest (Part II)



Officer: I shouldn�t have eaten that last ration.

Jake: What ration? All we had left was sunscreen.



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PostSat May 27, 2006 5:54 pm    

The winner has been announced and a new pic is up.

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La Forge
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PostWed Jun 14, 2006 11:02 am    

Woman: Your real name is Armin? What the hell?

Quark: Oh! Come on, baby! Forget about my name...It's Oo-mox time!!!

Woman: Oo-mox?

Quark: (whispers) It's sort of like this...(explains oo-mox)

Woman: *gasp* Eeeew!!!



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