Star Wars Caption Contest RENEWED!

[Republican_Man]

Caption Contest

I had this going a while back and it stopped. I decided that it would be better to start a new topic to cycle through for the renewed one rather than to bring back the old one.
Like every other caption contest, all you have to do is look at this week's image. Then, think of a funny caption for it. And at last, post it in this thread. Quote the image above your text if you wish. But you MUST remember that the objective of this contest is HUMOR.
This contest will begin and end every Sunday, Monday, or Tuesday (whenever I feel like it and am able to). I will maintain this same topic, however, and will not be creating a new one again.

May the Force be with you as you caption!

This Week's Image: Caption 1/4-18-06

[Founder]

Kit Fisto: He is the Sith lord?

Mace Windu: Yes.

Saesee Tiin: The one that we have been looking for since Qui-Gon's death?

Mace Windu: The very same. The MASTER Sith lord. The most powerful one in all the galaxy of this age....

Agen Kolar: And...we didn't get every Jedi that can fight to come with us...why?

Mace Windu: ...........................

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Who writes this garbage?

George Lucas: If you all don't stick to the script, I SWEAR I'll write another Anakin/Padme love scene....

All The Jedi: NO NO NO NO, we'll stick to the script...