Things in VOY's Episodes That Makes You Laugh

JupiterPrime · Lieutenant Joined: 13 Mar 2006 Posts: 208

anytime they played on the old Leonard McCoy shtick...

Im a Doctor not a tuning fork
Im a Doctor not a Voyeur
Im a Doctor not a engineer

take your pick

JupiterPrime · Lieutenant Joined: 13 Mar 2006 Posts: 208

Janeway - as Queen Arachnia...I was waiting for her to just finally go "Look, just lower the god-damned Lightning Field so I can get out of this friggin corset...

and oh yeah....Size 4, THAT - was funny - I dont see her in anything smaller than a 6

JupiterPrime · Lieutenant Joined: 13 Mar 2006 Posts: 208

Voyager2004 · **Tue Mar 14, 2006 12:32 am**

Unorthodox · Freshman Cadet Joined: 10 Mar 2006 Posts: 6

I liked Janeway as Arachnia and her facial expressions when shes looking for the words in her mind.

"your evil...fiendish-ness :\"

Emili · **Tue Mar 14, 2006 10:49 am**

in the eposide 'Night' when Tom has pioleted the ship out of firing range Seven of nine randomly says

'Captain Proton to the rescue'

i love that ep

captainshaunhorner · **Tue Mar 14, 2006 11:30 am**

the one that i thought was funny was state of flux or parralax i forget wich one but i think its funny because the doctor starts to srink and by the end of the show he was about 60 cm tall lol

captainshaunhorner · **Wed Mar 15, 2006 1:13 pm**

when the doctor gets squint eye lol god bless him

Murphy575 · **Mon Mar 27, 2006 4:06 pm**

I dont recall what eps these where in but they are my fav funny moments

When the dr Sings to Tuvok (In a dream I think, in "Tinker, Tenor, Doctor, Spy") "Tuvok, I understand, you are a vulcan man"etc etc

Also, when 7 is teaching the borg children, and it is suggested that they need some fun, so 7 arranges some "fun" for them, before the task she states that "Fun will now commence" that is so funny.

Also, in renaissance man, when the dr announces his love for 7, the look on 7's face is to die for.

Lynx · **Sun Apr 02, 2006 4:43 am**

The whole scenario when Tuvok and Neelix meet for the first time.

Some of The Doctor's funny comments.

Some of Paris's funny comments.

StarTrekVinnie · Senior Cadet Joined: 14 Apr 2006 Posts: 20

i always laugh when janeway again has such a big coffee
and sometimes when tuvok denies his emotions he almost look nervous

Captain Hawk · **Sun Apr 16, 2006 10:00 pm FUNNY DOCTOR OF DO0O0O0O0OM!!**

I think some of the funniest bits in Voyager are done by the doctor e.g.

Tom Paris: "But holograms are just photons and forcefields, there is no real matter involved.."
*doctor looks up from his work blankly and slaps tom then goes back to his work again*

--and--

Random alien: "we...would...like...to...talk...to...your...captain...now...can...you...bring...her...here........."
Doctor: *looks frustrated* *taps combadge* "Captain please report to sickbay.."
Janeway: "Already? Im on my way"
Doctor: *glares at alien woman* "SHE...IS...COMING...HERE...IF...YOU...WISH...TO...TALK...TO...HER...YOU....CAN...HAVE....A...SEAT!!!"

LMAO

sandzombie · **Sun Apr 16, 2006 10:54 pm**

This is one one my favorite moments from season 1 (makes me crack up every time)

"If I save your butt, your life belongs to me. Isn't that some kind of Indian custom?" -- Paris.

"Wrong tribe." -- Chakotay.

"I don't believe you. [tries and fails to get a good grip on Chakotay to drag him to safety] You'd rather die than let me be the one to rescue you?" -- Paris.

"Fine. Be a fool. If I have to die at least I'll have the pleasure of watching you go with me." -- Chakotay.

"Isn't there some Indian trick where you can turn yourself into a bird and fly us out of here?" -- Paris.

"You're too heavy." -- Chakotay.

Voyager2004 · **Sun Apr 16, 2006 10:56 pm**

^^^

Ya, I like that part ALOT!!!

sandzombie · **Mon Apr 17, 2006 8:50 pm**

This one's good too, It's from Parallax

"If we don't get more power to the warp drive, we're going to get out and push." -- Paris.

Same Episode:

"I am the embodiment of modern medicine...how much dirt do you need?" -- Doctor to Kes.

dragonfang196 · Ensign Joined: 27 Apr 2006 Posts: 50

the doctor's responses to some things...just...hilarious...

VoyagerEmpress · **Mon Sep 25, 2006 10:10 pm**

"borg provokes klingon
klingon breaks borg"
LOVE THAT

KateReba fan · **Fri Oct 13, 2006 7:05 am**

90% of all things listed in this topic had me laughing. Some of my faves already mentioned were when the doctor shrank. I watched that epi and was in tears i was laughing so hard b/c his voice went higher each time. I also absolutely LOVED message in a bottle.

a couple others I really liked were:

"I'll just have to give up coffee, that's all there is to it" -- The Cloud

Janeway's expressions. when she is in the Bride of Chaotica scenario during Shattered Chaotica says something to her and Chakotay tells her to play along. she tells Chakotay "don't let me stop you" or something like that