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DeltasVoyager · **Wed Apr 12, 2006 6:21 pm Lock**

All you have to do is look at the image and think of a funny caption for it. EASY! The winner will be posted every Wednesday and then a new image will be posted. Happy Captioning!

**And the Winner of the Second New STV Caption Contest is:

blueskin With this Caption

Janeway Drunk looking at Be-lanna ''Based on my research, you have been many things. A rude, interfering, inconsiderate, sadistic"

The Doc "Two shillings on the Capt and I'll pray for a miracle.

Chakotay "cheers and Happy new years"

neelix "Mr Vulcan man whats new years"

Tuvok "If I am incorrect, we will know it shortly"

Paris "No drink for me, No matter how this truns out, I will be sleeping in the holodeck, Cannot drink and drive now."'

Congrats go out to blueskin, the last entry but what a laugh

MakeItSo · **Wed Apr 12, 2006 10:38 pm**

Picard: Aren't I sexy Beverly?

Crusher: Yes, you are Jean-Luc...yes you are...what with your shiny bald head...and your sweaty uniform...just makes me want to take this tricorder and...

Picard: You naughty Doctor you!

Monster · **Wed Apr 12, 2006 10:40 pm**

Crusher: Oh Jean-Luc, this is so romantic......
Picard: Not with that huge zit on your face!

lionhead · **Wed Apr 12, 2006 11:48 pm**

Beverly: "Stick out your tongue."

Picard: "I beg your pardon?"

Beverly: "I need to scan it with this tricorder."

Picard: "oh, alright then."

*Sticks out tongue*

CLICK!

Picard: "Thats no tricorder, is it?"

Beverly: "I'm sorry sir, Data put me up to it."

Tuvok8917 · **Thu Apr 13, 2006 6:18 am**

Chrusher: Captain, do i look dumb?
Picard: Well.. uhm, you are beautifull.
Chrusher: ...

La Forge · **Thu Apr 13, 2006 2:20 pm**

Picard: Yes, Doctor?

Beverly: ...

Picard: Do you need something of me, Doctor? I am a very busy man, you know.

Beverly: ...

Picard: Answer me, damn you! If you don't, I will take that tricorder and beat you over the head with it, you ruffian!

Beverly: GASP!!! I'm sorry, Jean-Luc! The light from the sun hit your head and I was blinded. I...I...

Picard: How dare you talk about my baldness, Doctor! I should have you court-martialed!

Beverly: tsk...What a temper, Jean-Luc. I could make some Rogaine to cure your baldness with this tricorder? Would you like that, Jean-Luc?

Picard: ...You can do that? *cough*Give me some*cough*

Beverly: What, Captain?

Picard: GIVE ME THE DAMN ROGAINE OR I WILL TAKE THAT TRICORDER AND-

Beverly: Captain!

Picard: Yes, Doctor?

Beverly: You're bald!

Picard: Wha? It took you seven years to figure that out?

Beverly: I wasn't here for Season II. DAMN YOU, PULASKI!!!!

Picard: Season? What are talking about, Doctor? I thought that we were talking about my baldness? Now...where is that Rogaine?

John Connor · **Thu Apr 13, 2006 4:04 pm**

Beverly:Your TOO Old for me Jean-Luc
Picard:Your TOO Young for me Beverly

squiggy · **Thu Apr 13, 2006 4:55 pm**

Picard: "WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU ARE GOING TO PUT THAT?"
Beverly: "You remember those old tales of people bieng abducted, and having "crappy" examinations done on them?"
Picard: "Yes Yes Yes... very fascinating... what does this have to do with... oh god no!"
Beverly: "BWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAA! Jean-Luc... I am you father."
[off screen]Q: CUT!
[off screen]George Lucas: WHAT?
[o/s]Q: This makes no sense george.
[o/s]G. L.: I know... and?
[o/s]Q: No sense means no cents, either.
[o/s]G.L.: They never should have assigned me to take on the next Star Trek movie.
Picard: Indeed.
Gates McFadden: Get out of character, please, pat.
Picard: Who is Pat?
Gates: ...

DeltasVoyager · **Fri Apr 14, 2006 2:23 pm**

Man im gonna have trouble picking a winner outta these!

DeltasVoyager · **Tue Apr 18, 2006 5:20 pm**

**ANY NEW ENTRYS FOR THE FIRST CAPTION CONTEST WILL NOT BE ACCEPTED AS OF NOW**

THE WINNER WILL BE ANNOUNCED TOMORROW AT 7:00 PM (UK TIME), 2/1 CT (PM, US TIME)

DeltasVoyager · **Wed Apr 19, 2006 12:58 pm**

**Caption Contest 2 is underway....... Good luck people!

La Forge · **Wed Apr 19, 2006 1:00 pm**

Neelix: Let's Get Drunk, y'all!

Talking Rain · **Wed Apr 19, 2006 4:03 pm**

Neelix: To new and old friends

Janeway: GASP! Chakotay

Chakotay: *smiles* Yes Captain

Janeway: *grins* Is that your hand or are you just really happy to see me?

John Connor · **Wed Apr 19, 2006 7:28 pm**

Everyone:This is some cheap champange *Starts to smile* This making me smile and happy and I cannot make it stop.

MakeItSo · **Wed Apr 19, 2006 11:27 pm**

Chakotay: Look at this bubbly Captain!

Janeway: I know Chakotay, isn't it wonderful?

Everyone: HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Janeway and Chakotay: HAHAHAHAHA!

Everyone: HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Tuvok: o.O

Tuvok8917 · **Thu Apr 20, 2006 8:58 am**

Janeway: Well, it's official. I'm leaving the ship.
Everyone: Huuray!!
Janeway*Talking to B'Elanna*: Did i said something funny?

lionhead · **Thu Apr 20, 2006 1:03 pm**

You should make a new topic and lock this one. Next you will be dealing with pages and it will become total chaos.

Omet'Ikilan · **Thu Apr 20, 2006 2:29 pm**

Janeway- "What? I have mustard where?"

Voyager2004 · **Thu Apr 20, 2006 6:34 pm**

DeltasVoyager · **Thu Apr 20, 2006 6:45 pm**

Right I'll do that when this one ends, dont want a fight on me hands!

thanks for the tip!

Emili · **Fri Apr 21, 2006 11:48 am**

Janeway - Chakotay are you looking at my boob's again?

lionhead · **Fri Apr 21, 2006 3:51 pm**

harry: "Uhm, excuse me, but who's is gonna congratulate me? It's my birthday you know.... Hello?"

really people, enough with the sex jokes already

blueskin · Ensign, Junior Grade Joined: 03 Nov 2005 Posts: 38

Janeway Drunk looking at Be-lanna ''Based on my research, you have been many things. A rude, interfering, inconsiderate, sadistic"

The Doc "Two shillings on the Capt and I'll pray for a miracle.

Chakotay "cheers and Happy new years"

neelix "Mr Vulcan man whats new years"

Tuvok "If I am incorrect, we will know it shortly"

Paris "No drink for me, No matter how this truns out, I will be sleeping in the holodeck, Cannot drink and drive now."'

DeltasVoyager · **Wed Apr 26, 2006 5:12 pm**

**Caption Contest 3 starts May 3rd...