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nadia
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PostFri Mar 17, 2006 11:12 pm    Caption Contest #40

Congratulations to Hallibonty for his/her winning post:


Neelix: No honestly captain, it's meant to look like this. I've done it a thousand times before, there's really nothing to worry about!

Janeway: Janeway to Tuvok, security team to the mess hall, and bring the fire extinguisher.



This weeks caption





Please note: If you wish to edit your post, you can do so but just make sure that it is done at least 2 days before I pick the winner. And you may only post ONE caption. Thanks


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squiggy
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PostSat Mar 18, 2006 10:35 am    

Tuvok: "..."
Harry: "What?"
Tuvok: "You suck!"
Director: "CUT! ...talk about bieng out of character...We'll save it for the blooper reel though."


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PostSat Mar 18, 2006 11:41 am    

Tuvok; "Oh for crying out loud, just palce the stick on the other stick already! Thast how i do it."

Harry; "you gotta be joking me."

Tuvok: "What? you actually thought this game had some sort of symmetrical, mathemetical, Logic in it? No way, this is what we Vulcans call Mesjogge"



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Hallibonty
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PostSat Mar 18, 2006 2:10 pm    

Tuvok: Mr Kim, my vulcan logic tells me that the 47th time will NOT be the charm.

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PostSat Mar 18, 2006 4:52 pm    

42th


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Kathryn16
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PostSun Mar 19, 2006 12:32 am    Re: Caption Contest #40

This weeks caption



Tuvok:" Take your time, young padawan..."
Harry:" Tuvok this is Star Trek not Star Wars, although we've been fighting alot of battles lately..."



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Admiral Dani�l
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PostSun Mar 19, 2006 2:33 am    

Harry Kim: Wait a bit more I almost got it!
Tuvok:*sleeps because of 5,5 hours waiting*
Harry Kim: And I think it must go... here!
*Harry Kim discovers to late that he used a tooth stick and the whole sphere explodes*
*Harry Kim runs away*
*Tuvok wakes up*
Tuvok:Is it my Turn already ensign? ensign?


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Valathous
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PostSun Mar 19, 2006 2:46 am    

Harry: "Damn the Jenga revolution...."

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Omet'Ikilan
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PostSun Mar 19, 2006 2:58 am    

Harry: I dont get it...whats it supposed to be?

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WeAz
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PostSun Mar 19, 2006 7:13 pm    

Find the needle, hmm....

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PostSun Mar 19, 2006 9:14 pm    

Harry kim: "well i know for a fact that i cant win but e-chip can i'll start placing bets!"

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Republican_Man
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PostSun Mar 19, 2006 9:25 pm    

Tuvok: Let the Force flow through you...
Harry: Yes, Master.



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MakeItSo
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PostSun Mar 19, 2006 11:19 pm    

Tuvok: "Ensign, I don't think your efforts will be successful this time.

Harry: "Oh come on, that one time that I accidentally stabbed myself in the finger doesn't count!"

Tuvok: "Naturally you--"

Harry: "OW! Dammit! Not again!"


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JupiterPrime
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PostMon Mar 20, 2006 3:43 pm    



Harry eyeballs Tuvok....
Tuvok raises eyebrow...
Harry rethinks a different move, eyeballs Tuvok again....
Tuvok sighs....
Harry finally makes a move...
Tuvok: GIN! You're buying


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bbbutnotbb
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PostTue Mar 21, 2006 12:50 pm    

Tuvok: Ensign, Maybe toy car models arn't for you.


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"Well Kim it looks like I'm with you. Lets do it." (Janeway)

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jadziaezri
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PostThu Mar 23, 2006 9:05 am    

HArry: So THIS is where all the toothpicks on the ship have gotten to!

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Murphy575
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PostSun Mar 26, 2006 9:01 am    

when is the winner announced?

I think it looks like harry is about to eat it, so my entry:

Kim: I know we're on emergency rations, but come on!


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nadia
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PostSun Mar 26, 2006 3:40 pm    

I'l do it later on today

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