Things in VOY's Episodes That Makes You Laugh

monroe · Lieutenant, Junior Grade Joined: 11 Apr 2005 Posts: 120

i don't remember.... i also love in endgame when tom calls the doctor and says"belana is having the baby!" and the doctors says" come to sickbay." tom then says "should i bring belana ?" doctor " her to" just the way he said it.

MakeItSo · **Wed Feb 15, 2006 5:21 pm**

MakeItSo · **Wed Feb 15, 2006 5:22 pm**

Kathryn16 · **Wed Feb 15, 2006 11:57 pm**

On the episode "Maneuvers" Janeway,Chakotay and Tuvok leave the Ready Room and Chakotay says to Tuvok" You were working for her, she was working for them, was there anyone there working for me?" And before they went to the next scene I could of sworn Tuvok shrugged!

EnsignSkelly · **Thu Feb 16, 2006 6:46 am**

I love it on Fury when Janeway tells Tuvok to go to her ready room and she's acting all serious, then she turns round with a birthday cake and is laughing and tells him to blow out the candle. Then he says something like "it isn't a custom" then Janeway gives him the look and he blows it out and says "it was a fire hazord".

Mrs. Vulcan · **Thu Feb 16, 2006 3:40 pm**

Janeways expression at the beginning of Scientific Method whilst the Doc is giving her a massage to try and help her relax. Just so funny to watch.

Voyager2004 · **Thu Feb 16, 2006 4:45 pm**

MakeItSo · **Thu Feb 16, 2006 10:44 pm**

EnsignSkelly · **Fri Feb 17, 2006 7:08 am**

Kathryn16 · **Fri Feb 17, 2006 6:51 pm**

Lol that was interesting and funny

trekkiewifee · Senior Cadet Joined: 21 Feb 2006 Posts: 21

In Q2. Janeway walks into the mess hall, and goes to the replicator and says (as usual): Cofee. Black.

And unexpectedly, the replicator promply replies, in an exhausted and aggravated tone: Get it yourself!

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Also,

I forget what episode it was, but they were having some ration issues and a slight food shortage, for whatever reason.

The captain walks into the messhall, and says: Neelix. Coffee. Black.

Neelix stammers over and starts into an explanation about how the rationings are limited, trailing off,...

The captain stops him, puts her hands on his shoulders for emphasis, and says:
Neelix, let me explain something. I'm only goint to say this once. Coffee. Black.

Voyager2004 · **Sun Feb 26, 2006 3:04 pm**

monroe · Lieutenant, Junior Grade Joined: 11 Apr 2005 Posts: 120

I like in i think live fast and prosper, were the 2 frouds impersinate janeway and tuvok, and they use starving orphanes as their way of getting what they want.

Scapegoat Bob · **Sun Feb 26, 2006 5:16 pm**

Why would anyone impersonate Janeway? The wrinkles alone would take hours,

trekkiewifee · Senior Cadet Joined: 21 Feb 2006 Posts: 21

Scapegoat Bob · **Sun Feb 26, 2006 5:53 pm**

Live Fast and Prosper in season six, we believe.

xx

trekkiewifee · Senior Cadet Joined: 21 Feb 2006 Posts: 21

let me see if i can find that one.....

also, on the lines of b'ellana in "end game":

b'ellana: <screams in labor pains>
doctor: Relax (was it "breathe" that he said?), b'ellana! Just relax.
B'ellana: If you tell me to "relax" one more time, I swear, I'll rip your holographic head off!!!!!
Doctor: I hope you don't intend to kiss your baby with that mouth...

Rebelled · **Mon Feb 27, 2006 9:40 pm**

captain_kay · **Tue Feb 28, 2006 4:32 pm**

the episode that found funnyest would have to be when tuvok lost his memory and became like a kid again with all his emotions it was so cute and funny

trekkiewifee · Senior Cadet Joined: 21 Feb 2006 Posts: 21

When Seven of Nine downloaded the doctor's matrix into her cortical node to hide him from that alien species when they through her and Harry kim in jail.

The doctor was in control of Seven's body.

I was cracking up that whole entire episode. She acts JUST LIKE HIM to me. I think that's one of my favorite episodes. Jeri Ryan has the Doctor downpat.

EnsignSkelly · **Thu Mar 02, 2006 4:14 pm**

monroe · Lieutenant, Junior Grade Joined: 11 Apr 2005 Posts: 120

in projections the doctor and janeway are argueing and he says, "in a few seconds you will be transported to the array where you will meet an entity you will later know as the caretaker or banjo man." lol banjo man is priceless

Mrs. Vulcan · **Sat Mar 11, 2006 2:51 pm**

"Seven of Mine," and "Assimilate me."

Can't remember which episode it was, but the alien visitor was bladdered on synthohol.

Had me in hysterics for ages afterwards.

Voyager2004 · **Sat Mar 11, 2006 3:27 pm**

Haha...I love that episode! It's funny. "Someone to Watch Over Me" was the title. That's when the Doctor realized he "loved" 7 of 9. Haha!

That alien Ambassador was hilarious.

Mrs. Vulcan · **Sat Mar 11, 2006 3:43 pm**

Thanks for reminding meof which episode it was.

I'm going to get the DVD ready to watch later.