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nadia
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Joined: 08 Apr 2005
Posts: 8560
Location: Australia
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 Sat Feb 04, 2006 1:01 am Caption Contest #34 |
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Congratulations to Quinny for his winning post:
Caretaker: Sup Dawg?
Janeway: I beg your pardon?
C: How'z it haggin'?
J: To what are you refuring to?
C: Yo not from round these parts are choo
J: Ummm, i'm outa here *walks off*
C: *thumps chest* Peace out hommie!
This weeks caption
Please note: If you wish to edit your post, you can do so but just make sure that it is done at least 2 days before I pick the winner. And you may only post ONE caption. Thanks
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lionhead
Rear Admiral
Joined: 26 May 2004
Posts: 4020
Location: The Delta Quadrant (or not...)
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| Sat Feb 04, 2006 7:40 am |
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Neelix: "Tom! you gotta tell me, where is my Klingon Kal'Path soup?"
Tom: "I just gave it to harry, why? Whats wrong with it?"
Neelix: "It isn't dead yet...."
Harry: "Uhm, Guys!"
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Never explain comedy or satire or the ironic comment. Those who get it, get it. Those who don't, never will. -Michael Moore
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Mrs. Vulcan
Lieutenant
Joined: 28 Dec 2005
Posts: 174
Location: South Yorkshire England
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| Sun Feb 05, 2006 1:42 pm |
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Tom: "Are you sure about this, Neelix?"
Neelix: "I'm telling you, Chakotay can't remember where he's hidden 'all' his booze. He won't even know we've been... er... indulging in the odd tipple."
(off camera) Chakotay strides up: "What's that about my booze, Neelix?"
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Life may not be the party we imagined it to be, but while we're here we may as well dance!
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Leo Wyatt
Sweetest Angel
Joined: 25 Feb 2004
Posts: 19045
Location: Investigating A Crime Scene. What did Quark do this time?
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| Sun Feb 05, 2006 3:02 pm |
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'' Tom: Neelix, don't tell Chakotay what I put in his soup''.
'' Neelix: I won't have to. He is standing behind you.''
''Chakotay: What did you put in my soup?''
'' Tom: Cha cha Chakotay,''
Chakotay: Now that you learn my name, how about you tell me what you put in my soup.''
'' Tom:ummmmm , I think I better run.(Runs like a chicken .)
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VoyVoy
Junior Cadet
Joined: 24 Nov 2004
Posts: 18
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| Sun Feb 05, 2006 5:24 pm |
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Tom: "Neelix! This is your fourth bottle today! Don't you think it's time to ease down a bit?"
Neelix: "Do you think working those sharp utensils with all these people watching me is easy?! I need something to calm me down! Plus having to wear this flashy apron doesn't exactly help my nerves..."
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TrekkieMage
Office Junkie
Joined: 17 Oct 2004
Posts: 5335
Location: Hiding
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| Sun Feb 05, 2006 5:46 pm |
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Tom: Here, quick Neelix. Hide this before the Captain finds it!
Neelix: *looks dumbfounded* But...wha...why...the Captain?!
[off screen] Janeway: Don't you dare, Paris!
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lionhead
Rear Admiral
Joined: 26 May 2004
Posts: 4020
Location: The Delta Quadrant (or not...)
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| Mon Feb 06, 2006 12:38 am |
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I didn't even notice the bottle of champagne untill now 
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Never explain comedy or satire or the ironic comment. Those who get it, get it. Those who don't, never will. -Michael Moore
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Ziona
Fleet Admiral
Joined: 22 Aug 2001
Posts: 12821
Location: Michigan... for now
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| Mon Feb 06, 2006 1:38 am |
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Paris: Please take this as a token of my appreciation.
Neelix: Appreciation for what?
Paris: For feeding this lovely crew and... and for being my friend.
Neelix: *ackward look*
Paris: What?
Neelix: This bottle's empty. Are you drunk, Tom?
Paris: *giggles* Now what you make you say that?
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lionhead
Rear Admiral
Joined: 26 May 2004
Posts: 4020
Location: The Delta Quadrant (or not...)
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| Mon Feb 06, 2006 8:48 am |
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Oh man, this one doesn't count but i just have too do this:
Tom Paris: "Here neelix, drink it all up."
Neelix; "No! Tom, we Talaxians are allergic too alcohol, its deadly to us."
Tom Paris: "yeah, i know....."
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Never explain comedy or satire or the ironic comment. Those who get it, get it. Those who don't, never will. -Michael Moore
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squiggy
Stooge Two
Joined: 09 Mar 2004
Posts: 3007
Location: Messing with the fabric of Video Game realities. I'll summon Shiva on you! I SWEAR!
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| Mon Feb 06, 2006 2:43 pm |
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Neelix: "Are you suggesting that I cannot find something that would go well with your' fancy dancy wine?"
Tom: "No. I'm just suggesting you can't cook."
Kes of picture: "Tom... boil... Tom... boil..."
Tom's blood boils, and he explodes.
Neelix: "Why thank you, darling."
Kes: "No problem, no one likes him anyways."
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Tuvok8917
Dutchie
Joined: 15 May 2004
Posts: 4205
Location: On my way back home
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| Mon Feb 06, 2006 3:25 pm |
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Neelix: Aaah, Tom. What would it be?
Tom: Well, what do you have Neelix?
Neelix: Oluxian tongue, draped in Malgorian pinjuice, Jokarian salat with Talaxian tomatoes..
Tom: Uhm... never mind.
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Emili
Lieutenant
Joined: 17 Nov 2005
Posts: 164
Location: England
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| Tue Feb 07, 2006 11:48 am |
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Neelix: Tom, Tom everyone hates me!!
Tom: Dont be silly everyone hasnt met you yet
Last edited by Emili on Tue Feb 07, 2006 12:16 pm; edited 1 time in total
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Leo Wyatt
Sweetest Angel
Joined: 25 Feb 2004
Posts: 19045
Location: Investigating A Crime Scene. What did Quark do this time?
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| Tue Feb 07, 2006 12:04 pm |
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(Emili, you can only one caption) Just trying to help. 
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Emili
Lieutenant
Joined: 17 Nov 2005
Posts: 164
Location: England
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| Tue Feb 07, 2006 12:14 pm |
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| Leo Wyatt wrote: | | (Emili, you can only one caption) Just trying to help. |
ohh, im sorry, i'll delete 2 
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Admiral Dani�l
Dutch Admiral
Joined: 06 Sep 2005
Posts: 2177
Location: Borg Cube 31572 - Join us now!
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| Wed Feb 08, 2006 3:32 am |
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Tom: "NEELIX!!! You said that the captain would like this stuff! But when she tried she ran up to the bridge and did a controlled striptease! What do you have to say to that?!"
Neelix:"Whas she good?"
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bbbutnotbb
Lieutenant, Junior Grade
Joined: 24 Sep 2004
Posts: 116
Location: PA
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| Wed Feb 08, 2006 12:58 pm |
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Neelix: Ahhh, The bottle my only friend, unlike that backstabing girlfriend stealing tom paris :hic:
Tom: Ahhh Neelix, I am right here
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Scapegoat Bob
Commodore
Joined: 02 Sep 2001
Posts: 1198
Location: The Barn
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| Wed Feb 08, 2006 3:57 pm |
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Neelix: So we're on? Dinner tonight in my quarters at 8?
Tom: Can't wait, cutie!
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Here, kitty kitty kitty!
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jadziaezri
Lieutenant
Joined: 06 Jan 2006
Posts: 139
Location: Aussie Land
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| Thu Feb 09, 2006 10:12 pm |
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Neelix: And your sure this 'wine' will get me a date with seven of nine?
Tom: and so much more
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