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nadia
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PostSat Jan 28, 2006 5:11 am    Caption Contest #33

Congratulations to lionhead for his winning post:


Tom paris narrating: "and then the prince bend over the bed to kiss sleeping beauty so that she may awaken and they may live happily ever after"

Chakotay thinking: "I should have lost that bet."

Neelix thinking: "I should have won that bet."




This weeks caption




Please note: If you wish to edit your post, you can do so but just make sure that it is done at least 2 days before I pick the winner. And you may only post ONE caption. Thanks


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PostSat Jan 28, 2006 10:26 am    

Janeway Thinks: "Damn he's scary
Old Man thinks: "Damn she's so hot she made me fill my adult diapers"


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PostSat Jan 28, 2006 10:47 am    

*Starts dancing silly* I won, i won i won i won!!!!



Old man: "No, you won't take me again you ugly space aliens!"

Janeway: "I beg your pardon? I know Tom is ugly but he ain't an alien"



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PostSat Jan 28, 2006 12:46 pm    

Janeway: *mumbles* That wart is truely revolting...
Old Man: I heard that! How'd you like a gut full'o elbow?


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PostSat Jan 28, 2006 4:22 pm    

madlilnerd, you may only post one caption.

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And you may only post ONE caption


Your second post will not count.


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PostSat Jan 28, 2006 4:22 pm    

Janeway thinking: Okay. Perhaps it was a poor tactical decision to tell him his banjo sounded like a wounded targ...

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PostSat Jan 28, 2006 6:17 pm    Re: Caption Contest #33

This weeks caption



Caretaker: " You smell like you've just came out of the shower!"
Janeway: " You smell like you've just came out of the gutter!"
Waits a few seconds...
Caretaker: " So?"



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PostSat Jan 28, 2006 7:10 pm    

Banjo Man: How did you know I was wearing arthritis medication!?! And don't touch my banjo!!!

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PostSun Jan 29, 2006 6:58 pm    

Caretaker: My God Woman! Have anybody told you that you stink?
Janway: I beg your pardon! I take mud baths every night.


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PostMon Jan 30, 2006 10:51 am    

Caretaker: "Get lost, LAMEWAY!!!"
Janeway: "My name is Janeway!!! You crazy old man with your prehistoric hair!"
Caretaker: "My hair isn't prehistoric! Look at yourself! Your ponytail is sooo 2010!"
Janeway: "Thats not true! My hair is modern and pretty!!!"
Caretake: "Whaha, ugly hair lady!"
Janeway: "WEEEEEEEEEEEHHH!!!!" *runs away crying*


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Leo Wyatt
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PostMon Jan 30, 2006 12:03 pm    

'' Caretaker: OMG! Who is that Red Man over there?''
'' Janeway: That is Commander Chakotay.''
''Caretaker: Tell me you don't think he is hot.
''Janeway: Why I believe I do think so.''
'' Caretaker: Lady, you need some glasses.''


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PostMon Jan 30, 2006 6:25 pm    

Aw, again so many jokes humiliating janeway....


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PostMon Jan 30, 2006 6:44 pm    

Jokes humiliating Janeway...ya, b/c everyone's jealous of her beauty! hehe...


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Monster
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PostMon Jan 30, 2006 6:54 pm    

It's nice to hear some Janeway jokes instead of Neelix jokes all of the time.

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PostTue Jan 31, 2006 2:27 pm    

There are more people to joke on than Janeway and Neelix.


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PostTue Jan 31, 2006 5:41 pm    

My point exactly


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PostTue Jan 31, 2006 9:02 pm    

Janeway: Excuse me....have you seen a really cute, mocha-colored tribal hunk-a hunk-a burnin' love around here recently??
Caretaker: How should I know?? I'm a doctor, not a Love Doctor!!!! Now shoo!! You're trampling all over my begonias!!!
Janeway: *gives one of the flowers another stomp with her right heel as she offers a false smile* Have a nice day, sir...


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PostFri Feb 03, 2006 7:03 am    

Caretaker: Sup Dawg?
Janeway: I beg your pardon?
C: How'z it haggin'?
J: To what are you refuring to?
C: Yo not from round these parts are choo
J: Ummm, i'm outa here *walks off*
C: *thumps chest* Peace out hommie!


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