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nadia
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Joined: 08 Apr 2005
Posts: 8560
Location: Australia
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 Fri Jan 06, 2006 6:21 pm Caption Contest #30 |
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Congratulations to Cathexis for her winning post:
Ensign Kim: And that's what I think is happening....
Kes: You really think psychotic Voyager fans are snapping images of us in our luau garb and posting them up on some deranged, fanatical website for its users to mock with ridiculous captions?
Lieutenant Tuvok: Kes, that would be highly illogical.
Kim: What's worse is....I think they do this every week!
Kes: *Gasp..tries to cover herself up, feeling violated*
Morena: What's a website?
This weeks caption
Please note: If you wish to edit your post, you can do so but just make sure that it is done at least 2 days before I pick the winner. And you may only post ONE caption. Thanks
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Leo Wyatt
Sweetest Angel
Joined: 25 Feb 2004
Posts: 19045
Location: Investigating A Crime Scene. What did Quark do this time?
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| Fri Jan 06, 2006 6:37 pm |
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'' Neelix: Are you sir that you're not my older brother?''
'' Chakotay: Nah, just having a bad hair day.''
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Kathryn16
Captain
Joined: 23 May 2005
Posts: 646
Location: Bay Area - California
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| Fri Jan 06, 2006 6:43 pm Re: Caption Contest #30 |
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This weeks caption
Chakotay: "Well now I understand how you feel when the producers mess up your daily make-up."
Neelix: " What do you mean? I have always had my make-up done this way, i just came here to tell you about your make-up."
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squiggy
Stooge Two
Joined: 09 Mar 2004
Posts: 3007
Location: Messing with the fabric of Video Game realities. I'll summon Shiva on you! I SWEAR!
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| Fri Jan 06, 2006 6:48 pm |
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Neelix: So, what do you think of my soup?
Chakotay: Not bad...
Janeway off picture holds up a mirror to Chakotay
Chakotay: HOLY CRAP! NEELIX! WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO ME???
Neelix: Well there was that one time at band camp that something like this happened....
Producer: CUT! NO! WRONG MOVIE!
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Monster
Lieutenant Commander
Joined: 05 Oct 2005
Posts: 337
Location: The Great Plains
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| Fri Jan 06, 2006 10:51 pm |
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Chakotay: I hope Janeway gets us home soon...
Last edited by Monster on Sat Jan 07, 2006 12:45 pm; edited 1 time in total
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Cathexis
The Angel of Avalon
Joined: 26 Dec 2001
Posts: 5901
Location: ~~ Where Dreams Have No End�
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| Sat Jan 07, 2006 1:04 am |
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Neelix: I see the Delta Quadrant hasn't agreed with you.....all those vicious, blood-thirsty Hirogen and Borg, and Kazon, and Vidians and--
Chakotay: Neelix.....
Neelix: Yes, Commander?
Chakotay: It has nothing whatsoever to do with the Delta Quadrant, unless you want to count your Kitrian Soufl�e as a species all by itself....by the way, you shouldn't be talking....have you seen what you look like recently??
Neelix: You have a point there....
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Admiral Dani�l
Dutch Admiral
Joined: 06 Sep 2005
Posts: 2177
Location: Borg Cube 31572 - Join us now!
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| Sat Jan 07, 2006 3:53 am |
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Chakotay: Neelix, you look like a jaguar!
Neelix:Well Chakotay, you look like a ball of meat.
Chakotay:...
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lionhead
Rear Admiral
Joined: 26 May 2004
Posts: 4020
Location: The Delta Quadrant (or not...)
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| Sat Jan 07, 2006 5:12 am |
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Chakotay: "I only wanted a haircut...."
Neelix: "Then your in the wrong clinic, this is the Talaxian Tattooist"
I hope Tattooist is spelled correctly...
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Never explain comedy or satire or the ironic comment. Those who get it, get it. Those who don't, never will. -Michael Moore
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Mrs. Vulcan
Lieutenant
Joined: 28 Dec 2005
Posts: 174
Location: South Yorkshire England
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| Sat Jan 07, 2006 9:12 am |
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Chakotay: Just out of curiosity, Neelix, how far down do 'your' spots go?
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Life may not be the party we imagined it to be, but while we're here we may as well dance!
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Cathexis
The Angel of Avalon
Joined: 26 Dec 2001
Posts: 5901
Location: ~~ Where Dreams Have No End�
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| Sat Jan 07, 2006 5:56 pm |
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| Admiral Dani�l wrote: | Chakotay: Neelix, you look like a jaguar!
Neelix:Well Chakotay, you look like a ball of meat.
Chakotay:... |
LMAO I love this one! AHAHA ball of meat...that's good!
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charlie
American Soldier
Joined: 26 Feb 2004
Posts: 598
Location: In The United States
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| Sun Jan 08, 2006 8:56 am |
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Neelix: Has B'Elanna got mad and cast a spell on you?
Chakotay: No, it was the Captain actually.
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Tuvok8917
Dutchie
Joined: 15 May 2004
Posts: 4205
Location: On my way back home
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| Sun Jan 08, 2006 1:07 pm |
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Chakotay: Who edited this photo?!
Neelix: I don't know, but i must say you look better then before.
I know, i had an other one before, but i didn't liked it, so i edited it.
Last edited by Tuvok8917 on Wed Jan 11, 2006 9:43 am; edited 1 time in total
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bbbutnotbb
Lieutenant, Junior Grade
Joined: 24 Sep 2004
Posts: 116
Location: PA
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| Mon Jan 09, 2006 12:41 am |
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Chakotay: Well at least we just saved a bunch of money by switching to Geico!
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"Well Kim it looks like I'm with you. Lets do it." (Janeway)
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jadziaezri
Lieutenant
Joined: 06 Jan 2006
Posts: 139
Location: Aussie Land
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| Mon Jan 09, 2006 9:16 am Re: Caption Contest #30 |
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This weeks caption
Chakotay : And here I was worrying that I would go gray in my old age
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harrykims#1fan
Fan Girl Muskateer
Joined: 08 Feb 2002
Posts: 2916
Location: Leicester UK
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| Mon Jan 09, 2006 6:20 pm |
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Neelix: Commander would you protect me only i look like an endagered animal
Chakotay: Chakotay Hungry, Neelix Food
Neelix: *Gulp*
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Cathexis
The Angel of Avalon
Joined: 26 Dec 2001
Posts: 5901
Location: ~~ Where Dreams Have No End�
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| Mon Jan 09, 2006 9:00 pm Re: Caption Contest #30 |
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| jadziaezri wrote: | This weeks caption
Chakotay : And here I was worrying that I would go gray in my old age |
AHAHAHAH yeah that's what I was goin' for, but I changed meh mind...
Very good! I was thinking somewhere along the age line....can you say....Viagra? lol ok ok...jk
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TrekkieMage
Office Junkie
Joined: 17 Oct 2004
Posts: 5335
Location: Hiding
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| Mon Jan 09, 2006 9:18 pm |
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Chakotay: I probably should have read that label more carefully.
Neelix: What label?
Chakotay: *nervously* Um...nothing. Just, nothing. And please dont ask Captain Janeway about it.
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Quinny
Lieutenant Commander
Joined: 10 Apr 2005
Posts: 246
Location: i my room with my guitar playing a soft tune.
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| Tue Jan 10, 2006 7:23 am |
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Neelix: My God Commander! What's happened to you?
Chakotay: You spiked my coffee, that�s what�s happened! I was in engineering and I drank your vile brew, I then went all infer red and could see where my coffee went! I then went to my quarters to have nap, went to the bathroom and all my hair fell out!
What do you have to say for yourself!
Neelix: I could have sworn that it was the Leola root stew...
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