You know you're a Trekkie when....

[Leo Wyatt]

You know when you are a trekkie when you start talking to someone on the phone and ask what is their ETA. Yes, it happen to me before. My dad called and told me he was on his way and I asked what is exactly your ETA.

[borgslayer]

You know when you are a trekkie when you ask your mom to replicate pizza.

[the man with the golden g]

u know u're a trekkie when u get the borg collective sign tattoed on my arm like me
ps:it really looks good too,if someone interested i redesigned ito avoid copying and personally i think it looks better

[Elladan]

You know you're a Trekkie when you respond to every opposition with the words: "Resistance is futile."

((BTW, I'd like to think of Star Wars at times ("BLASPHEMY?") and see God telling me: ))

"I find your lack of faith disturbing!"

[B'Elanna Torres 7 of 9]

Your favorite drink: Tea, earl grey, hot

You can quote the name of every single episode just by watching the first 10 seconds of the introductory clip

You own 13 Star Trek Technical Manuals and Blue Print Schematics of all Starship but you no longer need them

When seeing a doctor, you're afraid of getting a shot and ask for a hypospray instead

Your electronic project: Positronic brain

You have 4 TVs at home and each of them are playing TOS, TNG, DS9 and VOY respectively 24 hours a day non-stop

You remembered the lock up code that Data uses on the Enterprise's Main Bridge before beaming down to meet Dr. Soong and Lore

You've learned playing the song "The Inner Light" with a penny whistle

After broken your neighbour's window, instead of just running away, you try to use the "Picard Maneuver" to escape

You're hosting a conference, your response to any suggestions: Make it so

You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to Star Trek.

[Leo Wyatt]

1: You know you a trekkie when you say computer resume the tv

2: You know when a trekkie when you ask your friend does she wants to go to the holodeck

3: You know when you are a trekkie when you ask a person what is their ETA.

4: You know when you are a trekkie when you say I need to go to sickbay.

5: You know you are a trekkie when you say I must go to my quarters.

[Cathexis]

Klingon reminds me of those lil plastic cling on things you stick on your car...like the breast cancer ribbons or support our troops ribbons...lol

[Cathexis]

You know you're a trekkie/er if/when...

Instead of breast cancer ribbons stuck to your car, you have a Starfleet Insignia that says "Save Star Trek!"

You have ever considered getting Chakotay's tattoo.

You hit the gas pedal on your car, you say "Engage."

You tell the cab driver "Warp factor 7 Mr Sulu" or you say "WARP SPEED, NOW."

Your dog's name is Picard or Porthos.

You order a personalized license plate....MINUETS.

Your bookcase has more than one shelf reserved for Trek Books.

You actually considered buying that $1000 Enterprise scale model from the Franklin Mint.

All of your AOL time is spent in the Trek areas or reading the Trek newsgroups.

You're not completey dressed unless you've got your communicator pin on.

You know all the lines to the Firms song "Star Trekking."

You and your spouse get a Franklin mint Enterprise to celebrate your anniversary.

You have Star Trek action figures standing next to computer.

You know your a trekker if you wore a uniform to the last six Halloween parties!

You know your a trekker when your car is armed with phasers.

You know you're a 'trekker' if: While giving the kid a 'driving lesson' you say "ENGAGE."

You know your a trekker when someone follows you and you think they are a Romulan.

Every bald man you see, you think is Patrick Stewart.

You fight for legislation to outlaw the obsidion order.

You've ever looked at your boss in anger and said: "DAMN IT JIM, I'M A.....but caught yourself in time!

You're ticked say "Sir I protest, I am NOT a merry man!"

You bring Klingon dishes to potlucks!

You know what time Star Trek is on in every country.

You visit someone, and all you can think to say is, "Good tea. Nice house."

You can't go sailing without someone named Picard, Worf, Data, Riker, Crusher and Geordi.

You've ever ended an *important* meeting with "MAKE IT SO!"

You go to the microwave and bark "Tea! EarlGrey! Hot!" or "Coffee, Black!"

You tap your cell phone and say yes Uhura!

You start finding ridged foreheads attractive.

You make up a song to go with theme of star trek.

You get in an elevator and say what flloor you want.

Your first aid kit includes a "tricorder".

You actually try talking to your computer.

A bird 'chirps' outside and you try 'TAPPING' your communicator.

You have considered building an android to see how many ways you can program it.

Your blow up doll looks like Picard, Janeway, Sisko, Kirk, or Archer.

You ask your mechanic to fix the hesitation in your car when it hits Warp 3.

You have a Vulcan Science Academy window decal on your vehicle.

Your other vehicle really is a federation starship!

Your bumpersticker says "Human by birth, Klingon by choice".
Or better yet, "human by birth, Klingon by the grace of Kahless."

Something is hard and you say "captain she canna take any more o'this!"

You pattern your wedding around Keiko and O'Briens and/or the traditional Betazoid ceremony.

You ask your boyfriend/girlfriend if he/she is fully functional.

You never use contractions.

You wait for a door to open for you.....

You wish your mom was more like Troi's mom.

You are considering getting a V.I.S.O.R. implanted so you can"see" the Radiation poisioning.

You call your assistant number one.

You can't leave the house without a phaser and tricorder!

Your computer has assimilated you.

You go out shopping for a stereo that can pick up subspace.

You're faced with a decision, you say, "um-hmm, I see. Suggestions?"

You look for things, things to make you go.

You know what stardate it is.

You stay up at night scanning the skies for the Borg!

More than one of your screen names are trek ones.

The people at work start calling you Q.

You tell your partner they are giving you Umoxx.

You respond to every problem by saying "raise shields".

Your car breaks down and you ask the mechanic for a level 1 diagnostic.

You look at your *un-ruly* kids and think "SET phasers to stun...naw...KILL".

You insist your friends say "The" before your name.

You dress your 2 month old child as a captain for a convention.

You've ever driven on Wall Street and looked around expecting to see Ferengi.

You call for Holodoc to cure your ear infection.

You are stuck in traffic and say out loud: "Where's Scotty when you need him?"

You have vaporized cars with your keychain phaser.

You've said "Warp 9, ENGAGE!" when pulling out into traffic.

You say, "Mr. Sulu, take us home," when your plane is taking off.

[madlilnerd]

You know you're a trekkie when you find yourself in a difficult situation and ask yourself that all important question:
WWCKD?
(thats captain Kirk, not Calvin Klein)

Or if when shocked, you shout "Worf's beard!"

[Cathexis]

[Voyager2004]

I have not a clue as to what you are talking about...

LOL...

[Brightstar82]

You know your a trekkie when you blow 150 bucks on a box set of trek movies

[Leo Wyatt]

You know when you're a trekkie when these things happen:

1: Your husband says he is going to sick call to see the EMH.

2: You say that you are going up in a turbo lift and really you are in an elevator.

3: You start speaking Klingon to your mom when she starts to nag you.


And that's all I can think of right now.

[squiggy]

You know you are a trekkie when you walk up to your PS2, and ask it:
"Computer, Play me the holonovel "Final Fantasy IX"."
And then wonder why that little red light keeps on going, but nothing happens.

[Brightstar82]

You know your a trekkie when you tell the driver of a car to go to warp speed

[jonathan95]

you know your a trekkie when you use a book case for story all your trek vids & dvd's and with each self double packed you still dont have enough room.

[rabbit]

you know your a trekie when you post on startrekvoyager.com

[Brightstar82]

You know your a trekkie when you call your Boss Captain

[Lt Cmdr Murray]

You know you're a trekkie when... you start reciting the Rules of Acquisition whenever you buy something.

[Mrs. Vulcan]

You know you're a trekkie when

The car conks out on the motorway and you ask the AA for some Dilithium Crystals!

[Brightstar82]

You know your a trekkie when you refer to your co workers as Starfleet command

[Joey]

you know your a redneck trekkie when you :
have dice above the veiwscreen
have a shotgun and a sixpack under your captains chair
wired the Viewscreen to watch TV,
refer to tuvok as "that pointy eared guy"

[Brightstar82]

you know your a trekkie when you tell your teacher that the answer to your question isnt logical

[Cathexis]

[Ensign Reeves]

You know your a trekkie when your friends say i dont get this show



(thats what mine do, even though they are all pretty smart halo2 geeks, i love that game but not 24/7)