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nadia
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PostSat Dec 17, 2005 12:13 am    Caption Contest #27

Congratulations to bbbutnotbb for his winning post:


Next on a very merry Voyager christmas!... The crew must teach 7 of 9 the true meaning of christmas before she assimalates them all and gives their heads to the borg queen one for every night of Chanukah. Will they survive and will Harry get that new saxophone he wanted? stay tune.



This weeks caption






Please note: If you wish to edit your post, you can do so but just make sure that it is done at least 2 days before I pick the winner. And you may only post ONE caption. Thanks


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Joey
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PostSat Dec 17, 2005 12:18 am    

Tom: are you sure nelix said they where having "kes soup" for lunch?

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bbbutnotbb
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PostSat Dec 17, 2005 3:24 am    

WOOHOO 1st win since week 1! yes anywho.

Tom: So let me see if i got this right, "I open up door then see all the people"?

Harry: (just shakes head and sighs)



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"Well Kim it looks like I'm with you. Lets do it." (Janeway)

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Leo Wyatt
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Location: Investigating A Crime Scene. What did Quark do this time?

PostSat Dec 17, 2005 6:35 am    

''Tom: I saw something very disturbing just a few minutes ago.''
'' Harry: What was it?''
'' Tom: I saw Chakotay picking a burger while going to the bridge.''


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Blancie
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PostSat Dec 17, 2005 9:38 am    

Harry: Tom, I.... I'm in love with you!

Tom: Okay! Stay on topic, here! Help me get my fingers unstuck!

*penny drops*

Tom: Er, Harry....

B'Elanna behind camera: P'tak!! *swings bat'leth*



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Davay davay davay!

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Tuvok8917
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PostSat Dec 17, 2005 2:00 pm    

Harry: I still can't believe you told me that i'm ugly in the Holodeck...
Tom: Look Harry, i can't help that i like to tell the truth.
Harry: ...


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Admiral Dani�l
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PostSat Dec 17, 2005 3:52 pm    

Tom:Hey Harry! I have something for you!

Harry:What is it, me wanna have it!

Tom:Have you ever heard of a mouse called Stuart Little?

Harry:OoO I don't, what is it???

Tom:*looks in hand and finds dead Stuart Little squeshed dead* .... Ehm never mind.


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Robby
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PostSat Dec 17, 2005 9:54 pm    

bbbutnotbb wrote:

Tom: So let me see if i got this right, "I open up door then see all the people"?


Just what I was gonna say!


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Kathryn16
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Joined: 23 May 2005
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PostMon Dec 19, 2005 1:17 pm    

Tom: Ok Ive been meaning to tell you... im bisexual.

Harry: With all those times youve fought yourself about women you finally decided that you like guys!

B'elanna in the backround: Weve always known you were gay, I was just a cover up!!


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squiggy
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PostMon Dec 19, 2005 5:58 pm    

Harry: There are only TWO chickens Tom.
Tom: No harry. You see, Here is One, and here is Two. and One and Two are three.
Janeway(off picture): Great! Harry, you can have number one, I'll have number two, and Tom, you can have number three.
Tom curses loud over bieng beaten at his own game


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harrykims#1fan
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PostFri Dec 23, 2005 6:01 pm    

Tom: So Harry you're telling me that Santa Clause DOESNT exist

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