Caption Contest #26

nadia · cookie Joined: 08 Apr 2005 Posts: 8560 Location: Australia

Congratulations to Kathryn16 for her winning post:

Janeway: Get your hands off me!!!
Seska: Or what?! You'll sick your dog at me?
Chakotay runs away on all fours.
Janeway: maybe later?

This weeks caption

Please note: If you wish to edit your post, you can do so but just make sure that it is done at least 2 days before I pick the winner. And you may only post ONE caption. Thanks

Admiral Dani�l · **Sat Dec 10, 2005 3:56 am**

Janeway:Seven, are you there?
Voice:We are the borg, you will be assimilated.
Janeway:Oh no! Seven is Borg again!*runs away with Chakotay and Doctor*
Harry:*under the table*Whaha, always wanted to do that

Tuvok8917 · **Sat Dec 10, 2005 5:49 am**

Seven: "I don't want to!"
Janeway: "Resistance is futile, Seven."
Seven: "I am Borg, i can't do it with that ugly...!"
Janeway: "But Harry really wants it, Seven.."

Okay, i know.. bit lame..

Birdy · Socialist Joined: 20 Sep 2004 Posts: 13502 Location: Here.

Janeway: "Seven, Chakotay and I have decided to get married. So no buggin' him anymore, he's mine now."
Doctor: "Ah, what very good news!!"
Seven: "...."

bbbutnotbb · **Sat Dec 10, 2005 3:01 pm**

Next on a very merry Voyager christmas!... The crew maust teach 7 of 9 the true meaning of christmas before she assimalates them all and gives their heads to the borg queen one for every night of Chanukah. Will they survive and will Harry get that new saxophone he wanted? stay tune.

Tyvek · **Sat Dec 10, 2005 3:20 pm**

Seven: "I had the most wonderful dream, but it wasn't really a dream, and you were there you were there, and you were there."

The Doctor: "She's Been Assimilating Movies again."

Janeway: "O0o0o0 I do Hope I was Glinda"

Chuckles: "Fat Chance"

lionhead · **Sun Dec 11, 2005 7:22 am**

Seven: "I'm mariah carey!"

Janeway: "No, you are seven of nine, you are Borg."

Chakotay: "You and i have a relationship, don't you remember?"

Seven: "No, i'm mariah carey, i can sing like an angel! The doc taught me!"

Doctor(laughing inside): "I can't wait to see the looks on their faces when i tell them this is a hologram."

squiggy · **Sun Dec 11, 2005 11:22 am**

Doctor: Alright, Seven, I have good news! You are pregnant! Congratulations, Chakotay, and Seven.
Seven: That is GOOD news?
Doctor: Alright, Captain, I have good news! You are pregnant!
Congratulations, Chakotay, and Kathryn.
Captain Janeway: I'm pregnant? With HIM? How? ... and what did I tell you about calling me "Kathryn"???
Doctor: And last, but not least, Harry, I have good news! You are pregnant!
Congratulations Chakotay, and Harry!
Harry(Off picture): What the heck is going on here?
Invisible Q: Wow... this is amusing.

Admiral Dani�l · **Sun Dec 11, 2005 1:32 pm**

7of9_made it awesome · Captain Joined: 26 Jan 2005 Posts: 616 Location: London

Chakotay: Is she going to be alright doc?

Doc: Yes she is going to be fine?

Janeway: Awww hows my lil trooper

7: How come every time i go to engineering i end up in sick bay?

Leo Wyatt · **Sun Dec 11, 2005 3:51 pm**

'' Doc: Seven, I got bad news!''
'' Seven: I'm gonna die?''
Doc: No, Chakotay and Janeway just got married.''
Seven: Well, I can assimilate the both of them.''

myblackrose · **Mon Dec 12, 2005 12:39 pm**

Janeway: Okay Seven, just 200 more sit ups to go.
Seven glares.
Seven: You will be assimilated.
Chakotay and Doctor, thinking: Mmmm... talk nerdy to me baby!

lionhead · **Mon Dec 12, 2005 7:18 pm**

Just my opinion, but i think the Borg jokes are starting to get really lame.

Like Borg humor

Cathexis · **Mon Dec 12, 2005 8:55 pm**

Seven: I'm WHAT?!?!?!?
Doc: Yes, Seven....I'm afraid so....you died a grotesquely painful death and went straight down..Welcome to Hell!
Seven: ???
Chakotay: There is some good news, though!
Seven: And what could that POSSIBLY be???
Janeway: I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico!
Chakotay: Just think, Seven....Geico could save you 15% or more!
Seven: Doctor, it appears you are correct. I am in Hell.

7of9_made it awesome · Captain Joined: 26 Jan 2005 Posts: 616 Location: London

Hey, everyone look in the region of the bottom right hand corner of the picture, is that a logo or is that some crappy sticker stuck on the bed? i have rubbish eyes so i cant tell....

Alucard · **Tue Dec 13, 2005 3:28 pm**

It's a screenshot, and the company that put that out puts that on to sponser themselves.

Robby · Lieutenant Joined: 26 Dec 2003 Posts: 212

Seven : "Yes, this material will be great for the new Starfleet regulation skirt".

Voyager2004 · **Wed Dec 14, 2005 3:31 am**

lionhead · **Wed Dec 14, 2005 5:31 am**

Admiral Dani�l · **Wed Dec 14, 2005 9:30 am**

myblackrose · **Wed Dec 14, 2005 12:08 pm**

7of9_made it awesome · Captain Joined: 26 Jan 2005 Posts: 616 Location: London

Look, i have a problem with my eyesight... sue me!

It looks to me like it says UFN which made me think if it was... United Federation ... something....

nadia · cookie Joined: 08 Apr 2005 Posts: 8560 Location: Australia

Guy, could we please just keep this for the caption contest?!

Blancie · **Thu Dec 15, 2005 11:02 am**

Seven: Mommy! Mommy, please help me!

Janeway: Get out of my house! Lord Burley loves me, not you!

Chakotay: *taps back of hand frantically* Why can't I wake up?!

Doctor: Calm down, dear! It's only a commercial!

councmatt · **Thu Dec 15, 2005 11:15 am**

Seven: Janeway u pa'tak
Janeway: Next time, think about it before you try and assimulate my coffee and take away my chokotay from me again!
Chokotay: You no how much u hurt me seven, dont do it again, doctor injury report,
Doctor: Apart from an few broken bones, 2 phaser hits and a needed replacement of several of her borg implants, she'll make a good recovery!
Janeway: 7, thats what u get if u do it again!