[Provisional RPG] USS Fairview- Lock Please. New RPG in work

[Admiral Dani�l]

Im Commander Dani�l Martin, pleased to meet you too.

[Uss_Voyager]

Pleased to meet you too.

[squiggy]

---RPG Rules UPDATE: This rpg is a little lack... sometimes it's hard to tell if someone's speaking or acting.---

-Talking- "Text"
-Acting- *Text*
-Computer Voice- =/\=Text=/\=

-Thanks- Captain Loren Van den Haus/Squiggy. -

[Uss_Voyager]

How About the actual rpg way ..

Actions and thoughts be put in italics

The computer voice underlined.

And Talking "Hi"

[squiggy]

That works ^^^^^^^

--Thanks Josh.--

[Uss_Voyager]

"Thank You" I Said as i finsihed eating my Jamie Oliver gourm'e Meal.

"So guys how's things?" I said as a conversation starter.

The Computer replied: Things, checking dictionary.... Things meaning objects or nic. nic.. nic nacs it said with confuison. and continued to talk on about the meanings in the dictionary..

"Oh will someone shut that thing up!" i said angrely.

The Computer replied again: "Shut up, checking dictonary.... Meaning to be quiet or meaning to close your lips.. it continued to drone on about the meaning of "Shut Up".

"Its Mocking me Stupid Computer"

The Computer replied again: "Mocking, Checking dictonary.... meaning to mock Lt Scott carter".. and then started to drone on about Scott Carters Starfleet Profile and his private life

I then crossed my arms, and give a angry look.

[squiggy]

"God We need an engineer on board..."

Engineer... checking... there are 32894723 Engineers aboard DS-7. None of which are assigned to this vessel.

"Smart alec."

[Uss_Voyager]

I Got so annoyed i went over to a pannel near the replicator and pulled out heaps of equitment.

"Ha"

The Computer Replied: "Ha mean..." The Computer faded out as I Pulled out his vocul processor..

"Haha Computer"

[squiggy]

"Good. Very good Commander!"

Computer Screen: I'll get you for that.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

[Uss_Voyager]

"Oh Great... A Computer with a personality."

I Walk over to the repliacator.

"1 type 2 phaser please"

the phaser appears with no computer responce.

"Aww, computer didnt speak ha"

I The grab the phaser and shoot every console in the room

"Can Get Us Now"

[squiggy]

=/\=Emergency Computer Comm system: Life support has been deactivated in the captain's cabin.=/\=

Loren runs out onto the bridge.
"Idiot... I should make you sleep in there."

[Uss_Voyager]

"Sorry Captain, I Will Stay Behind.." They all exit the captains quarters and the door closes and i shoot my phaser all down the middle of the door sealing it.

"Knows Your Chance computer Get Revenge, Smite me!"

[squiggy]

"Commander, I was joking. Computer, transport Commander Carter to the bridge."

=/\=Affirmative. Commander Carter has been transported to cargobay one. His phaser has been transported to Holodeck one.=/\=

"Errr..."


OOC: Lt. Commander Carter, you are getting a promotion because I always call you commander, so I'm updating that on your character profile for the first post.

[Uss_Voyager]

-U.S.S Fairview Cargo bay 1-

Uh.. What the hell am i doing here?, Computer transport me to the bridge!

Affirmative, the computer replied

Commander Scott Carters Clothes and com badge have been transported to the bridge, Commander Scott Carter have been transported to holodeck 1.

-U.S.S Fairview Holodeck 1-

What i didnt know was when i matieralized in holodeck 1 there was a program running, a starfleet program. and since i had no clothes on.. i was arressted for nudity in a starfleet office.

"DAM YOU COMPUTER!"

So here i was on holodeck 1 in a holographic brig. Joy

[squiggy]

Hmmm... let's see. We have Commander Carter's Clothing, And Commbadge on the bridge. According to the computer, Commander Carter is in holodeck 1, and his phaser is in holodeck 2.

"Get me a line to the base admiral."
=/\=Channel Open=/\=
=/\=Admiral Martin Here.=/\=
"Admiral... Can you upload a new computer system? This one is a nuisance, and we need to be fully automated, so we can get out there and fight."
=/\=Sure Captain! The engineers were just uploading that system to the computer core now... You should have a new system, and your computer system should be running the entire ship.=/\=

"Thanks Admiral. Lets Test this."
"Computer: Please transport Commander Carter into his clothing here on the bridge, and then prepare for un-docking procedures."
=/\=Affirmative.=/\=
Commander Carter appears in full uniform on the bridge.
=/\=Attention Space dock, this is USS Fairview, Preparing for trial run of Automated Computer System.=/\=
=/\=Fairview, this is Space Dock. You are cleared for Trial Run. All traffic has been advised to steer clear of your vessel. Space Dock out.=/\=
=/\=Fairview Confirms. Clearing all moorings. Leaving spacedock at 1/8th Impulse.=/\=
"Wow... It works."
=/\=Spacedock has been cleared. USS Fairview awaits commands.=/\=
=/\=Attention Fairview, Congratulations on leaving starbase under automation. Please proceed with a trial run.=/\=
"Computer, Take us too... the direction of earth. No more than two hours though."
=/\=Error: According to ship specs, Hyperwarp Drive will get us to earth in 1.2 Hours.=/\=
"Well then GO computer!"
=/\=Aye Captain. Impulse engines are off-line. Activating Hyperwarp Drive.=/\=

[Uss_Voyager]

-U.S.S Fairview Bridge-

"Thank You, That was most embarassing, thank god they were just holograms uh.. dont tell anyone will you, that i was naked...." I said awkwardly

[Admiral Dani�l]

''Well i won't tell anything, thats for sure... hey whats that?''
The commander walks to a panel and sees something lie under it, he then grabbes it
''Hmm this seems like... the computer behavior chip! And you can play Chess on it! Ehm captain... i think you accindentally grabbed the computer behavior chip out of the panel and thought it whas a PADD to play chess on...''

[Uss_Voyager]

"Uhh? right, play chess when your on duty" Gives a Sarcastic Look

[Admiral Dani�l]

''Well i have a recording of the captain doing it''
''Computer play record file Martin 257''
Affermative
The record whas played
''Computer when whas this recorded?''
Before the arrival of Commander Carter, when the Hamburger incident occured

[Uss_Voyager]

"Whatever!" i then turn around and and do an impression of him "na na na"

[Admiral Dani�l]

The commander stands there and watches the other commander doing something

[squiggy]

((OOC: Due to current lack of storyline, I'm establishing a "Chapter" system. Chapter one will include several dominion encounters, hopefully, a few new faces, more smart-alec computer issues, and possibly a trans-dimensional issue.))

Chapter One
The dominion war has gotten rather desperate, and Deep Space Nine is now under a strange new force's power. Starfleet intelligence suggests this may have to do with the Imperial Universe, however, DS9 is currently not an issue. As long as it is out of DOMINION hands, starfleet doesn't care WHO has it. The current dispute is cardassia. The dominion has built a ketracel white factory, and a jem'hadar growing center in orbit of cardassia, and the cardassia fleet yards are running triple duty.

A vessel attempted to destroy these facilities, but sadly, the USS Devange simply did not have the power remaining.

Normally, the federation would simply send in another strike team, however the dominion's current ship status has the border pretty much barricaded. The Maquis have joined starfleet's side, now that starfleet has seen Cardassia's true colors. The Klingons are becomming more and more, a powerful ally, ever since thier "Razor Shields" were equipped to starfleet vessels.

UNFORTUNATELY this vessel was not one of them.

Now our crew, such as it is; One Vierra Captain, Two betazed Commanders, and one annoying computer program, are off to pester some border patrols.

Chapter 1.0: Border Patrol smashing.
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=/\=Attention to all crew! Orders are comming in!!!=/\=

"Alright. Lets clear this up then. What are we supposed to do?"

=/\=Recieving data transmission... transmission complete.=/\=

"Play it when ready, computer."

=/\=Affirmative. Please bring your attention to the main viewscreen.=/\=

.......Loading File "Orders-1 Alpha".......
....Load Complete.....

The picture of Admiral Janeway appeared on the viewscreen.
Janeway: "Hello there to the somewhat laughable crew of the experimental class USS Fairview."

Loren: "Laughable? and since when were we still experimental? Ever since slipstream came out, this ship has been out-dated garbage."

Janeway: "As I'm sure you know, we are losing this war. The crew of the USS Fairview is to smash a few border patrols in this sector displayed beside my image, so that starfleet's elite taskforce may destroy a small mining operation which also includes roughly 10/11th's of the dominion's long range sensor capacity."
Next to janeway, a sector, which had several trails of the badlands surrounding the "northern" border, bieng closer to cardassia, showed up. The mining operations were lit up in bright red circles, and the sensor satellites were displayed as small green dots.
Janeway: "As you can see, this is a vast target. We're sending the slipstream equipped Delta Flyer, equipped with Quantumn-Slipstream torpedoes, and a few Drop-from-space High yield mines. However, the Dominion can hack into slipstream, hence why we are sending you. Your vessel has been installed with a "Hyperwarp-emmission cloak" device. This enables you to use your hyperwarp core, without the risk of bieng detected, and hence, hacked."
A small display to the left showed how the H-E Cloak worked.
Janeway: "Normally, we'd just get you to do it. But here's the problem."
The display of the target sector maximized, showing the federation/dominion border.
Janeway: "As you can see, the sensor grid, and mining facilities are spread roughly 1 light year apart in a checker-board fashion. Here's the issue YOU get to deal with."
The display zoomed further in on the border.
Twenty Eight Border-Patrol vessels lit up in flourescant blue.
Janeway: "You must take out atleast half of those ships for the Delta Flyer to stand a chance. Most especially these ten."
Ten vessels, close to the "South-west" part of the starchart lit up in flourescant green.
Janeway: "Long range intelligence has proven that these vessels carry with them a "Slipstream Hack" device. If ONE of these vessels is still sitting on that border, the Delta Flyer is gone."
The displays abruptly dissapeared, as admiral Janeway spilled her coffee on the recorder.
=/\=*ahem* End of transmission.=/\=

Loren: "Oh my god... we're gonna die."

[Admiral Dani�l]

''We don't know that for sure... maybe we can win''
The commander whispers:In a scale of 1 to 100 ....

[Uss_Voyager]

Cmdr Scott Carter gets caught up in Admril Janeways good looks and says: "Do you know you look extremely pretty today admriljaneway"
And i walk right to the view screen and start to kiss the admril janeways lips on the viewscreen.

[squiggy]

Computer: Attention to Commander Carter. The transmission is ended.

Loren: "Computer, spray him with the fire-extinguisher. That ought to do it."

Computer: Affirmative.

Commander Carter is attacked with approximately 1 tonne of water.