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nadia
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Joined: 08 Apr 2005
Posts: 8560
Location: Australia
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 Wed Nov 16, 2005 3:52 pm Caption Contest#24 |
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Congratulations to myblackrose for her winning post:
Seven: Why Chakotay, is that a phaser in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Chakotay: Damn, I think I left it set to kill. Okay, just don't move...
*Seven is suddenly struk by what is unmistakably a phaser shot and falls to the ground*
Chakotay: Great, my last chance at a date in this god forsaken quadrant.
Janeway in background holding a phaser: Hehe, the perfect crime...
This weeks caption
Please note: If you wish to edit your post, you can do so but just make sure that it is done at least 2 days before I pick the winner. And you may only post ONE caption. Thanks
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squiggy
Stooge Two
Joined: 09 Mar 2004
Posts: 3007
Location: Messing with the fabric of Video Game realities. I'll summon Shiva on you! I SWEAR!
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| Thu Nov 17, 2005 12:32 am |
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Kes: "Ok... You want to have babies with me? Why should I do that?"
Neelix: "Because I'm desperate enough to date a 2 year old?"
-SMACK!-
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myblackrose
Commander
Joined: 02 Sep 2005
Posts: 474
Location: Floating around...
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| Thu Nov 17, 2005 3:13 am |
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Oh my gosh, I seriously one the last one??? Yay, thank you!!!! *does happy dance*
STV hasn't been working for me for almost a week, anyone else have that problem?
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Admiral Dani�l
Dutch Admiral
Joined: 06 Sep 2005
Posts: 2177
Location: Borg Cube 31572 - Join us now!
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| Thu Nov 17, 2005 11:06 am |
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Neelix: Kes... you have the most beautiful eyes.
Kes: Neelix... you don't!
Neelix:Pardon!
Kes:Always wanted to say that hehehe.
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EnsignSkelly
Lieutenant, Junior Grade
Joined: 07 Oct 2005
Posts: 113
Location: I'd bet you'd love to find that out...
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| Thu Nov 17, 2005 11:20 am |
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| myblackrose wrote: | Oh my gosh, I seriously one the last one??? Yay, thank you!!!! *does happy dance*
STV hasn't been working for me for almost a week, anyone else have that problem? |
Yeah it happend to me, it only started working yesterday for me.
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lionhead
Rear Admiral
Joined: 26 May 2004
Posts: 4020
Location: The Delta Quadrant (or not...)
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| Thu Nov 17, 2005 11:57 am |
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Kes: "I had the most horrible dream!"
Neelix(worried): "Tell me, what was it?"
Kes: "I dreamed i was on some ugly alien starship that was lost and that they always seem too get themselves into trouble and went off course. Oh! and there was this small red haired woman walking around giving everyobdy orders, but i don't think that she can...."
Neelix: "Honey, its not a dream."
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Never explain comedy or satire or the ironic comment. Those who get it, get it. Those who don't, never will. -Michael Moore
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Voyager2004
Commodore
Joined: 13 Apr 2004
Posts: 2070
Location: Silverdale, WA
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| Thu Nov 17, 2005 1:40 pm |
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and I thought you liked Voyager?! ^^^hmm
Ya, it only started working yesterday. I was freakin' out that it wasn't working. I thought I was missing important talks...hehe
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"We all make our own Hell, Mr. Lessing. I hope you enjoy yours."
Kathryn Janeway - Equinox Pt 2
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Leo Wyatt
Sweetest Angel
Joined: 25 Feb 2004
Posts: 19045
Location: Investigating A Crime Scene. What did Quark do this time?
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| Thu Nov 17, 2005 1:54 pm |
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"' Kes: Where's Tom?'' I need Tom.''
'' Neelix: tom who?
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Doodels1991
Lieutenant, Junior Grade
Joined: 27 Jun 2005
Posts: 79
Location: my quarters
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| Thu Nov 17, 2005 3:58 pm |
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thats funny "who's tom" :::wipes tears away:::
:::starts laughin like lunatic again:::
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lionhead
Rear Admiral
Joined: 26 May 2004
Posts: 4020
Location: The Delta Quadrant (or not...)
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| Thu Nov 17, 2005 4:54 pm |
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| Voyager2004 wrote: | and I thought you liked Voyager?! ^^^hmm
Ya, it only started working yesterday. I was freakin' out that it wasn't working. I thought I was missing important talks...hehe |
He, Kes said it, not me. I'm only quoting 
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Never explain comedy or satire or the ironic comment. Those who get it, get it. Those who don't, never will. -Michael Moore
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harrykims#1fan
Fan Girl Muskateer
Joined: 08 Feb 2002
Posts: 2916
Location: Leicester UK
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| Fri Nov 18, 2005 6:23 am |
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Kes: Neelix i have to tell you something...
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Stoke me a clipper i'll be back for christmas
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Admiral Dani�l
Dutch Admiral
Joined: 06 Sep 2005
Posts: 2177
Location: Borg Cube 31572 - Join us now!
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| Fri Nov 18, 2005 10:24 am |
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| harrykims#1fan wrote: | | Kes: Neelix i have to tell you something... |
yes.... and?
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Tuvok8917
Dutchie
Joined: 15 May 2004
Posts: 4205
Location: On my way back home
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| Fri Nov 18, 2005 10:40 am |
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Kes: "Neelix... I'm pregnant.."
Neelix: "What?! So you mean i'm going to be father?"
Kes: "No, Tuvok."
Neelix: ...
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bbbutnotbb
Lieutenant, Junior Grade
Joined: 24 Sep 2004
Posts: 116
Location: PA
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| Sat Nov 19, 2005 7:54 pm |
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Neelix: Why are you dressed like you are working at Mcdonalds?
Kes: Why do you look like you work at a nuclear power plant?
Neelix:.....
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"Well Kim it looks like I'm with you. Lets do it." (Janeway)
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Monster
Lieutenant Commander
Joined: 05 Oct 2005
Posts: 337
Location: The Great Plains
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| Mon Nov 28, 2005 9:22 pm |
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Neelix: Why are you tired and all sweaty, dearest?
Kes: I was scrubbing the leola root stains out of your pots and pans, remember?
Neelix: Uh, well you said you wanted to help in the kitchen, right?
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Cathexis
The Angel of Avalon
Joined: 26 Dec 2001
Posts: 5901
Location: ~~ Where Dreams Have No End�
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| Tue Nov 29, 2005 9:23 pm |
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Kes: Neelix! I think somebody added a little extra special "something" to your last batch of Leola Root Stew...I'm wired!
Neelix: *curious* What does it feel like?
Kes: *high/stoned* Aww, honey, I've got great news...I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico!!!!!
Neelix: I'm definitely going to have to have a nice big happy helping of that stew ASAP!
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