Caption Contest#22

nadia · cookie Joined: 08 Apr 2005 Posts: 8560 Location: Australia

Congratulations to 7of9_made it awesome for his/her winning post:

Doc: Mr Paris for the last time, if you poke me in the face it wont affect me im a hologram!

Paris pokes again

Doc: MR PARIS!

This weeks caption

Please note: If you wish to edit your post, you can do so but just make sure that it is done at least 2 days before I pick the winner. And you may only post ONE caption. Thanks

Cathexis · **Fri Oct 28, 2005 10:21 pm**

Neelix: Mr. Vulcan, what ARE you laughing at?!
Tuvok: *laughing hysterically* It's just..for the first time in my life I'm able to feel amused by your hideously ugly face..HAHAHHAH!
Neelix: ......

lionhead · **Sat Oct 29, 2005 1:00 am**

Neelix; "What is so funny?'

Tuvok: "I'm sitting on your strawberry cake."

Neelix: "No way!"

neelix Pushes Tuvok aside.

Tuvok: "made you look. HAHAHAHA"

Robby · Lieutenant Joined: 26 Dec 2003 Posts: 212

Neelix : Mr Vulcan you have some spinach in your teeth.

Tuvok : Where, point it out.

squiggy · **Sat Oct 29, 2005 10:14 am**

Neelix: Mr. Vulcan... WHAT THE HECK IS SO FUNNY?
Tuvok: Well...it's just... I just realized that you have been serving captain janeway horse dung instead of coffee
Neelix: Well it's simple to make. You stick a horseshoe in the pot, and when it stands up straight, the coffee is ready.
Tuvok: You are disgusting.

Admiral Dani�l · **Sat Oct 29, 2005 11:47 am**

Tuvok:Mr.Neelix! What happened with the rest of your face!
Neelix:Well Captain Janeway wanted a coffee with different flavour so i putted some of my face in the coffee.
Tuvok:So thats why you got a blue eye next to that cut off face!

harrykims#1fan · **Sun Oct 30, 2005 6:19 pm**

Tuvok Thinking: Thats right...just act Natural he'll never suspect a thing

Cathexis · **Sun Oct 30, 2005 8:04 pm**

lionhead · **Mon Oct 31, 2005 4:45 am**

Admiral Dani�l · **Mon Oct 31, 2005 9:16 am**

Cathexis · **Mon Oct 31, 2005 6:31 pm**

nadia · cookie Joined: 08 Apr 2005 Posts: 8560 Location: Australia

Guys could we please keep this as just caption posting?

Tyvek · **Tue Nov 01, 2005 1:21 am**

Mr. Paris, I am so very sorry... but you have three days to live, but I have wonderful news I just saved a ton of money on my shuttle insurance by switching to Geico.

Do you know how hard it was to wake up every moring and put those ears on?

*sorry I just HAD to do the last one too*

Monster · **Tue Nov 01, 2005 8:33 pm**

Tuvok: Hey Neelix, are those your clothes or was Bozo the Clown having a garage sale.

Alucard · **Wed Nov 02, 2005 7:10 am**

Neelix: Well, that's the last time this Vulcan gets to smoke the Marijuana.
Tuvok: Hahahahaha Why?

Tuvok8917 · **Wed Nov 02, 2005 2:11 pm**

Tuvok: "And thats why i came to you..."
Neelix: "Uhm.. Tuvok, if you want to mate her, you just got to ask her, not goin to me, and ask me if you may mate her..."

7of9_made it awesome · Captain Joined: 26 Jan 2005 Posts: 616 Location: London

Neelix: Well Mr. Vulcan is was very funny to see you rip your trousers in the mess hall *hysterical laughing*
Tuvok: *smiles* Yes, yes... it was very funny *in his head* --> when this little ball of fluff turns around, im gonna rip his whiskers off

bbbutnotbb · **Thu Nov 03, 2005 9:11 am**

Neelix: Mr. Vulcan!!!!!!! why are you laughing you never laugh!

Tuvok: Sorry, It is just that all these people are posting funny things about, And many of them are things i have wanted to say for years.

Monster · **Thu Nov 03, 2005 9:13 am**