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nadia
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Joined: 08 Apr 2005
Posts: 8560
Location: Australia
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 Fri Oct 14, 2005 6:28 am Caption Contest#20 |
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Congratulations to Monster for his winning post:
Seven: Neelix, Why do people make fun of you, especially in the caption contests?
Neelix: Well, uh, I guess it's because I'm ugly and annoying.
Seven: (Under Her Breath) You got that right.
This weeks caption
Please note: If you wish to edit your post, you can do so but just make sure that it is done at least 2 days before I pick the winner. And you may only post ONE caption. Thanks
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TrekkieMage
Office Junkie
Joined: 17 Oct 2004
Posts: 5335
Location: Hiding
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| Fri Oct 14, 2005 2:59 pm |
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Naomi: Neelix, what is that?
Neelix: Well...I believe that is what happens when you don't give Captain Janeway her coffee.
Naiomi: ...
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Admiral Dani�l
Dutch Admiral
Joined: 06 Sep 2005
Posts: 2177
Location: Borg Cube 31572 - Join us now!
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| Fri Oct 14, 2005 3:15 pm |
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Naomi:Neelix, what's that for a light!
Neelix:I don't know maybe it's.....
Unknown Light:Silence! One of you shall be sacrificed to me!
Neelix:Maybe we can... we can trick...
Naomi:Light, i choose Neelix, then i can finally stay up after 20.00 hours
Unknown Light:Wise choice!
Neelix:Naomi you shall be AAAAAAAAAAAARGHHH!
*Janeway steps in*
Janeway:U realise what you've just did?
Naomi:But... but..
Janeway:Naomi, realise the he is never coming back.
Naomi:Yes but...
Janeway:May i thank you for that!
Naomi:Huh?
Janeway:Now i can finally stay up after 20.00 hours!
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Leo Wyatt
Sweetest Angel
Joined: 25 Feb 2004
Posts: 19045
Location: Investigating A Crime Scene. What did Quark do this time?
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| Fri Oct 14, 2005 3:17 pm |
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'Naomi: Is that what the boogy man really looks like Neelix?''
'' Neelix: Nah, it is just Chakotay waking up in the wrong holonovel.''
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harrykims#1fan
Fan Girl Muskateer
Joined: 08 Feb 2002
Posts: 2916
Location: Leicester UK
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| Fri Oct 14, 2005 4:00 pm |
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Naomi: Neelix if that thing comes for me i'm using you as a human shield
Neelix: *gulp*
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lionhead
Rear Admiral
Joined: 26 May 2004
Posts: 4020
Location: The Delta Quadrant (or not...)
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| Fri Oct 14, 2005 5:56 pm |
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Kazon out of picture: "Good you brought the girl, give her to us!"
Neelix: "Okay Naomi, now walk slowely too the your nice new parents."
Naomi walks over: "i don't like this game."
Kazon grabs naomi.
Neelix: "You have the girl, now give me back my klingon soup with vulcan bread and marshmellows! That was the deal!"
kazon: "Sorry, we ate it all!!! HAHAHAHA!!!!"
Kazons run away.
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Never explain comedy or satire or the ironic comment. Those who get it, get it. Those who don't, never will. -Michael Moore
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Tuvok8917
Dutchie
Joined: 15 May 2004
Posts: 4205
Location: On my way back home
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| Sat Oct 15, 2005 5:50 am |
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| TrekkieMage wrote: | Naomi: Neelix, what is that?
Neelix: Well...I believe that is what happens when you don't give Captain Janeway her coffee.
Naiomi: ... |
Whahahahahaha  , that's a good one.. hope that i can beat it...
Neelix: Uhm.. Naomi, were is you're Rabbit?
Naomi: Neelix, are you blind? It's that big furry thing, who thinks that you are a carrot.
Neelix: *gulp*
Naomi: Well, i leave you alone now.
After Naomi left, Rabbit ates the tasty "carrot" with the name Neelix
*Okay.. that's a bit rude, but...  *
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squiggy
Stooge Two
Joined: 09 Mar 2004
Posts: 3007
Location: Messing with the fabric of Video Game realities. I'll summon Shiva on you! I SWEAR!
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| Sat Oct 15, 2005 12:04 pm |
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Naomi: "NEELIX! YOU DID IT! YOU CREATED LIFE!"
Neelix: "That's not very funny. I know you hate my plomeek Soup"
Janeway off the picture: "AHH! It's drinking all the coffee!"
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7of9_made it awesome
Captain
Joined: 26 Jan 2005
Posts: 616
Location: London
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| Sat Oct 15, 2005 7:18 pm |
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Neelix: Oh my, what do we do?
Naomi: (While her face is in that frozen expression) It's ok.... just pretend... to be... a fish!
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~Voyager Fanatic~
Super Genius
Joined: 07 May 2004
Posts: 1787
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| Sun Oct 16, 2005 3:14 am |
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My Caption:
Naomi: Neelix, lend me some of your replicator rations to replicate more ice cream.
Neelix: Wait i want you to come with me.
*Neelix brings Naomi to a trick mirror that will make people seem fat*
Naomi: On second thought, i better go easy on the ice cream.
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Disembodiment is the epitome of perfection...
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Kasey
Lieutenant Commander
Joined: 20 Jun 2005
Posts: 287
Location: Somewhere
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| Mon Oct 17, 2005 2:36 pm |
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naomi: Who is that Woman Neelix?
Neelix: That is Captain Janeway with out her make up and coffee.
naomi: Get me out of here Neelix! She is scaring me.
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TrekkieMage
Office Junkie
Joined: 17 Oct 2004
Posts: 5335
Location: Hiding
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| Mon Oct 17, 2005 2:43 pm |
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| squiggy wrote: | Naomi: "NEELIX! YOU DID IT! YOU CREATED LIFE!"
Neelix: "That's not very funny. I know you hate my plomeek Soup"
Janeway off the picture: "AHH! It's drinking all the coffee!" |
| 7of9_mad it awesome wrote: | Neelix: Oh my, what do we do?
Naomi: (While her face is in that frozen expression) It's ok.... just pretend... to be... a fish! |
Those are great!
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Monster
Lieutenant Commander
Joined: 05 Oct 2005
Posts: 337
Location: The Great Plains
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| Mon Oct 17, 2005 7:10 pm |
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I CAN'T BELIEVE I WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anyway...
Naomi: Why do those people not have any clothes on, Neelix?
Neelix: I...uh...must have accidentally run one of Tom Paris' programs... [to himself] that was close.
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tomparis
Stooge Three
Joined: 25 Jun 2001
Posts: 5964
Location: At your computer, hacking your files.
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| Tue Oct 18, 2005 1:04 am |
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Heh. This pic is funny. Wish I woulda stumbled on this before.
Neelix: Naomi! Don't look into the light!
Naomi (In monotone voice): I can't help it. It's so beautiful.
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tomparis: The artist formerly known as the "Forum Nerd."
99.9% sure I'm not a zombie.
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Admiral Dani�l
Dutch Admiral
Joined: 06 Sep 2005
Posts: 2177
Location: Borg Cube 31572 - Join us now!
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| Tue Oct 18, 2005 1:54 am |
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| squiggy wrote: | Naomi: "NEELIX! YOU DID IT! YOU CREATED LIFE!"
Neelix: "That's not very funny. I know you hate my plomeek Soup"
Janeway off the picture: "AHH! It's drinking all the coffee!" |
I really love this one!
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Doodels1991
Lieutenant, Junior Grade
Joined: 27 Jun 2005
Posts: 79
Location: my quarters
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| Tue Oct 18, 2005 3:53 am |
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yeh that is a funny one. *gasps for breath*
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RuNeScApE oWnZ j0o!
Lieutenant, Junior Grade
Joined: 24 May 2004
Posts: 101
Location: In a cave.
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| Tue Oct 18, 2005 4:15 am |
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Neelix: Captain, I've came to put forth an official compl..
Naomi: We Want Starfleet Uniforms!
Neelix:Uh..yeah!
Janeway:Or..what...?
Neelix and Naomi: Or..or...we'll show the rest of the crew how you kissed mark! *makes mouth into an "o" *
Janeway:er, two uniforms, coming right up
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Cathexis
The Angel of Avalon
Joined: 26 Dec 2001
Posts: 5901
Location: ~~ Where Dreams Have No End�
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| Tue Oct 18, 2005 8:29 pm |
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Naomi: Neelix, why did you bring me here, I---*pauses, seeing something quite inappropriate* Whoah, *sing-song voice* someone's in trouble, someone's in trouble....
Neelix: Quiet! I'm trying to make this work to our advantage!
Naomi: What do you mean?
Neelix: Naomi, I realize you're young and naive, but don't ya think if we tell Chakotay what the Captain's been up to with Bailey's Irish Cream here, she'll have no choice but to let me have my own galley!!??
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bbbutnotbb
Lieutenant, Junior Grade
Joined: 24 Sep 2004
Posts: 116
Location: PA
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| Tue Oct 18, 2005 10:35 pm |
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Neelix: So Naomi... That was how human babies are made... Thank Seven and Harry you may put your cloths on now!
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"Well Kim it looks like I'm with you. Lets do it." (Janeway)
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nadia
cookie
Joined: 08 Apr 2005
Posts: 8560
Location: Australia
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| Fri Oct 21, 2005 11:51 pm Caption Contest#21 |
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