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nadia
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Joined: 08 Apr 2005
Posts: 8560
Location: Australia
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 Fri Oct 07, 2005 2:20 am Caption Contest#19 |
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Congratulations to luit14 for his winning post:
Doctor: "What in the world?!"
Seven: "What is it doctor?"
Doctor: "My scans aren't detecting a brain in Mr. Neelix's head."
Seven: "Don't be rediculous doctor...... he never had one."
This Weeks Caption
Please note: If you wish to edit your post, you can do so but just make sure that it is done at least 2 days before I pick the winner. And you may only post ONE caption. Thanks
Last edited by nadia on Fri Oct 14, 2005 6:22 am; edited 1 time in total
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Lord Borg
Fleet Admiral
Joined: 27 May 2003
Posts: 11214
Location: Vulcan Capital City, Vulcan
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| Fri Oct 07, 2005 2:54 am |
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Seven: "This is offensive"
Neelix: "I'm sure it is, eat it anyways."
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harrykims#1fan
Fan Girl Muskateer
Joined: 08 Feb 2002
Posts: 2916
Location: Leicester UK
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| Fri Oct 07, 2005 4:13 am |
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Seven: You want me....To try...That
Neelix: well its traditional on first dates
Seven: *tries not to laugh*
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Stoke me a clipper i'll be back for christmas
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Voyager2004
Commodore
Joined: 13 Apr 2004
Posts: 2070
Location: Silverdale, WA
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| Fri Oct 07, 2005 11:20 am |
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Seven: "You expect me to eat what's moving?"
Neelix: "As if it's not enough that I clean for you, take care of the morale and children on this ship, but now you insult my cooking! I want a divorce!"
Seven: "..."
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"We all make our own Hell, Mr. Lessing. I hope you enjoy yours."
Kathryn Janeway - Equinox Pt 2
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luit14
Commodore
Joined: 19 Mar 2005
Posts: 2232
Location: Come on in HEEERE! :P
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| Fri Oct 07, 2005 12:29 pm |
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Seven: "Is that your face or did your neck throw up?"
Neelix: ...
Man, I'm really being hard on Neelix lately. 
Last edited by luit14 on Sat Oct 08, 2005 9:29 am; edited 1 time in total
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squiggy
Stooge Two
Joined: 09 Mar 2004
Posts: 3007
Location: Messing with the fabric of Video Game realities. I'll summon Shiva on you! I SWEAR!
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| Fri Oct 07, 2005 12:40 pm |
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Seven: "That had better be my dinner, and not a talaxian Wedding ritual."
Neelix: "They are one and the same!"
Seven cans Neelix REALLY hard.
Neelix: "Pardon me. I must go sing opera in the holodeck now."
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Kasey
Lieutenant Commander
Joined: 20 Jun 2005
Posts: 287
Location: Somewhere
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| Fri Oct 07, 2005 7:17 pm |
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Neelix: Well Seven what do you think of my new receipt?
Seven: It couldn't be worse than the Captain's cooking, I think I try it.
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My site
http://chat32.proboards61.com
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Monster
Lieutenant Commander
Joined: 05 Oct 2005
Posts: 337
Location: The Great Plains
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| Fri Oct 07, 2005 8:41 pm |
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Seven: Neelix, Why do people make fun of you, especially in the caption contests?
Neelix: Well, uh, I guess it's because I'm ugly and annoying.
Seven: (Under Her Breath) You got that right.
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lionhead
Rear Admiral
Joined: 26 May 2004
Posts: 4020
Location: The Delta Quadrant (or not...)
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| Sat Oct 08, 2005 3:08 am |
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"Please madam"
Said Neelix
"can i have another piece?"
Oliver twist...
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Never explain comedy or satire or the ironic comment. Those who get it, get it. Those who don't, never will. -Michael Moore
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Tuvok8917
Dutchie
Joined: 15 May 2004
Posts: 4205
Location: On my way back home
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| Sat Oct 08, 2005 10:37 am |
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Neelix: "Would you like some Coffee?"
Seven: "It depends... did you made it?"
Neelix: "Yes"
Seven: "Then i think i pass, Neelix"
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myblackrose
Commander
Joined: 02 Sep 2005
Posts: 474
Location: Floating around...
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| Sun Oct 09, 2005 5:53 am |
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| luit14 wrote: | Seven: "Is that your face or did your neck throw up?"
Neelix: ...
Man, I'm really being hard on Neelix lately. |
Oh god... *dies laughing*
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Doodels1991
Lieutenant, Junior Grade
Joined: 27 Jun 2005
Posts: 79
Location: my quarters
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| Mon Oct 10, 2005 11:08 am |
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i say this all the time but ohmygosh how do decide it far to difficult.
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bbbutnotbb
Lieutenant, Junior Grade
Joined: 24 Sep 2004
Posts: 116
Location: PA
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| Mon Oct 10, 2005 10:44 pm |
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Seven: We really need to stop seeing the same hairstylist!
Neelix: Ahhhh I thought we were cute as twins.
Seven: *cough* ... Sorry .... I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
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"Well Kim it looks like I'm with you. Lets do it." (Janeway)
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Blancie
Commodore
Joined: 27 Oct 2004
Posts: 1119
Location: Shetland
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| Tue Oct 11, 2005 4:43 am |
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| luit14 wrote: | Seven: "Is that your face or did your neck throw up?"
Neelix: ...
Man, I'm really being hard on Neelix lately. |
| bbbutnotbb wrote: | Seven: We really need to stop seeing the same hairstylist!
Neelix: Ahhhh I thought we were cute as twins.
Seven: *cough* ... Sorry .... I just threw up in my mouth a little bit. |
I'm not even gonna try to beat those two!
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Davay davay davay!
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Admiral Dani�l
Dutch Admiral
Joined: 06 Sep 2005
Posts: 2177
Location: Borg Cube 31572 - Join us now!
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| Tue Oct 11, 2005 7:07 am |
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Neelix:Did you knew it already seven?
Seven:No, what is it?
Neelix:I thought you knowed it
Seven:..............
Neelix:..............
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lionhead
Rear Admiral
Joined: 26 May 2004
Posts: 4020
Location: The Delta Quadrant (or not...)
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| Tue Oct 11, 2005 9:57 am |
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i gotta come up with some better stuff next time... I'm on the low level with the last one.
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Never explain comedy or satire or the ironic comment. Those who get it, get it. Those who don't, never will. -Michael Moore
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RIGGS
Junior Cadet
Joined: 18 Mar 2005
Posts: 18
Location: IF THERE'S A BRIGHT CENTRE TO THE UNIVERSE ITS THE PLANET FARTHEST FROM
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| Wed Oct 12, 2005 9:17 am |
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neelix ;somebody told me to count to ten ,but i knew i would stop when i got to seven. SEVEN;neelix f*** off, im still not eating that.
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