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Uss_Voyager
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 Tue Sep 20, 2005 12:51 am "Im A Doctor Not A....." The Doc's Funiest Moments |
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It Was Always Funny when The Doctor Said Somthing Like Its a sickbay Not a Weopens Arsonal. Or Im A Doctor Not a....
Lets Think Of All The Times He Said Somthing Like im a Doctor Not A!!!
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lionhead
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| Tue Sep 20, 2005 5:56 am |
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I remember one time in First contact. Not sure what he said though.
Too the Borg drones that barged into sickbay he said: "Nanoprobes are well known too cause severe skin irritation, perhaps you wouldl ike a softening crem�?" 
But i can't remember what he said to crusher.
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RuNeScApE oWnZ j0o!
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| Tue Sep 20, 2005 6:49 am |
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I'm a doctor, not a voyeur!
He said that when Janeway found out about him
eavesdropping (the episode where Paris fell in love with
Kes)
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Uss_Voyager
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| Tue Sep 20, 2005 7:49 am |
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hehe!! Thats Funny! 
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natane
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| Tue Sep 20, 2005 7:58 am |
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| lionhead wrote: | I remember one time in First contact. Not sure what he said though.
Too the Borg drones that barged into sickbay he said: "Nanoprobes are well known too cause severe skin irritation, perhaps you wouldl ike a softening crem�?"
But i can't remember what he said to crusher. |
I think he offered an analgesic drug. But, I remember what he said to beverly, "'I',m a doctor not a doorstep!''
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Voyager2004
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| Tue Sep 20, 2005 11:04 am |
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^^^Doorstop...
"I'm a Doctor, not a peeping tom..."
He said that to B'Elanna when she was in the Sonic shower and she ignored him then activated her bathroom viewer...
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Blancie
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| Tue Sep 20, 2005 1:49 pm |
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| lionhead wrote: | I remember one time in First contact. Not sure what he said though.
Too the Borg drones that barged into sickbay he said: "Nanoprobes are well known too cause severe skin irritation, perhaps you wouldl ike a softening crem�?"
But i can't remember what he said to crusher. |
"I'm a Doctor, not a doorstop!"
"Borg implants are known to cause severe skin irritation. Perhaps you would like an analgesic cream?"
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myblackrose
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| Tue Sep 20, 2005 2:02 pm |
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When the Voyager crew were abducted from Voyager and placed in a sort of holding environment in Displaced, the Doctor was downloaded into his holo emitter and B'Elanna modified him so that he could detect a way out of the simulated environment... he makes some wonderfully enthusiastic comment about being about to begin his new life as a tricorder. It was funny at the time, I swear... Robert Picardo was just awesome...
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Voyager2004
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| Tue Sep 20, 2005 2:55 pm |
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^^^I remember what you're talking about!!! LOL... That was very funny!
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myblackrose
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| Tue Sep 20, 2005 3:19 pm |
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I love his sarcasm... it has led to some strange moments when I quote him though... I disturb people, especially when I talk all borg-like!
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lionhead
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| Tue Sep 20, 2005 3:45 pm |
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| Blancie wrote: | | lionhead wrote: | I remember one time in First contact. Not sure what he said though.
Too the Borg drones that barged into sickbay he said: "Nanoprobes are well known too cause severe skin irritation, perhaps you wouldl ike a softening crem�?"
But i can't remember what he said to crusher. |
"I'm a Doctor, not a doorstop!"
"Borg implants are known to cause severe skin irritation. Perhaps you would like an analgesic cream?" |
Ah, yes. Thats it...
Doorstop now thats funny
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lionhead
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| Tue Sep 20, 2005 3:46 pm |
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Whats that other word for Doctor he also uses? fesisian or something?
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myblackrose
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| Wed Sep 21, 2005 1:51 am |
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physician?
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natane
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| Voyager2004 wrote: | | ^^^Doorstop... |
Yes, I mean doorstop. Thank you Voyager2004.
The first time I watched FC, I didn't really notice The Doctor short appearance. That's because I have never watched any voyager episode yet. It looked like Beverly didn't really ever want to use EMH to help her in medical practice. Maybe, because his irritating behaviour. 'Luckily', Voyager doesn't have much choice
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Voyager2004
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| Wed Sep 21, 2005 8:14 am |
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^^^You're welcome...
Ya...you can tell she didn't wanna use him for medical reasons, or any reason for that matter...I'll bet she didn't wanna use him b/c she feels that there's no such thing as replacing a real doctor...That's just my guess on how she would feel about it...it makes sense if you think about it... 
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Blancie
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| Wed Sep 21, 2005 10:19 am |
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| myblackrose wrote: | | physician? |
Yeah, that's it.
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myblackrose
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| Wed Sep 21, 2005 11:28 am |
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To B'Elanna: "I'm sorry, I appear to have touched a nerve. Perhaps you'd like a tranquiliser?"
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lionhead
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| Wed Sep 21, 2005 12:42 pm |
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| Blancie wrote: | | myblackrose wrote: | | physician? |
Yeah, that's it. |
It is? i guess it is then. 
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B'Elanna Torres 7 of 9
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| Wed Sep 21, 2005 2:16 pm Re: "Im A Doctor Not A....." The Doc's Funiest Mom |
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| Uss_Voyager wrote: | It Was Always Funny when The Doctor Said Somthing Like Its a sickbay Not a Weopens Arsonal. Or Im A Doctor Not a....
Lets Think Of All The Times He Said Somthing Like im a Doctor Not A!!! |
I have a song that i got a while back with him saying a ton of that stuff of "i'm a doctor not a...." Here are the ones that I know for sure:
"I'm a doctor not a decorator."
"I'm a doctor not a dragon slayer."
"I'm a doctor not a peeping tom."
"I'm a doctor not a battery."
"I'm a doctor not a database."
"I'm a doctor not a voyeur."
"I'm a doctor not a counterinsurgent."
and another one of his "funny's"
~"Home sweet sickbay."
~"i find your interestest in my well being less than genuine"
~"You know you really should keep a personal log! Why bore others needlessly?"
~"Captian, I hessitate to offer suggestions in a field of endever that is not within my usual area of expertice.
Captain: "I wasn't aware that you were programed with psycho-theraputic capabilities."
Doctor: "I wasn't, but in the absence of a ships councelor i've been developing a psyciatric subrutine to add to my program. I'll be even more valuable to you that I am now."
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thedocsno1fan
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...a lightbulb
...a mechanic
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Uss_Voyager
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| Mon Sep 26, 2005 4:46 pm |
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Im A Doctor Not a Night Light
Hehe!!!
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Doodels1991
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| Fri Sep 30, 2005 7:36 am |
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yeh the doctor is well funny. just the way he says things sotimes and his sarcasim.           
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Georgiestar
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| Fri Oct 07, 2005 3:13 pm |
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that episode the phage where he goes up to nelix and says " don't worry im not going to kiss you!" thats was funny when i first heard that also the episode photons be free that had me in tatters when tom paris took the mic of his holo novel and his profession.
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Voyager2004
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| Fri Oct 07, 2005 3:17 pm |
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| Georgiestar wrote: | | that episode the phage where he goes up to nelix and says " don't worry im not going to kiss you!" |
Huh...I don't remember that...I probably should...What was going on that the Doctor said that for?
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EnsignSkelly
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| Fri Oct 07, 2005 3:35 pm "Im A Doctor Not A....." The Doc's Funiest Moments |
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I think one of the Doctors funniest moments is on Prey when he was talking to the Hirogen just before he went into the force feild i thought that was great. "Just so you know i'm a hologram so i can't be bent, spindled or prodded" or something like that can't remeber exactly what it says. But i laughed o much at the moment.
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