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PostFri Sep 30, 2005 8:36 pm    Caption Contest#18

Congratulations to Tuvok8917 for his winning post:

Chakotay: What do you want?
Alien: ....
Chakotay: Why are you staring at me like that?
Alien: ..... I like you....
Chakotay: ....



This weeks Caption



Please note: If you wish to edit your post, you can do so but just make sure that it is done at least 2 days before I pick the winner. And you may only post ONE caption. Thanks


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TrekkieMage
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PostFri Sep 30, 2005 8:51 pm    

Doctor: Amazing!

Seven: What is it Doctor?

Doctor: It appears the Captain does posess the ability to kill someone just by glaring at them!


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Kasey
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PostFri Sep 30, 2005 11:38 pm    

Doctor: That is not possible? I can not remember who this alien is.
Seven: Then it is good that you don't remember his cooking.



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RuNeScApE oWnZ j0o!
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PostSat Oct 01, 2005 2:41 am    

Doctor:I have NEVER seen anyone so ugly!
Seven:Docor, have you looked in the mirror lately?



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lionhead
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PostSat Oct 01, 2005 3:50 am    

Doctor: Seven?

Seven: Yes, doctor?

Doctor: Could we trade video games? I don't get this one.

Seven: ....



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monroe
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PostSat Oct 01, 2005 11:35 am    

Doctor: i thought we killed him, i dont understand
7 of 9: doctor lets try a D cup this time
doctor:....


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B'Elanna Torres 7 of 9
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PostSat Oct 01, 2005 7:18 pm    

Doctor: Ew... Seven, maybe you were right about that being the wrong hypo spray to use in this situation.

Seven: Mmmmhmmmm.... typical


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Tuvok8917
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PostMon Oct 03, 2005 9:49 am    

*YAY, me won Contest 17! Now, for the next one... *

Doctor: Well, Seven. I'm sure that the Captain is going to be allright, except her face...
Seven: Well, she looks better now, then before.
*Doctor and Seven laughs*


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Leo Wyatt
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PostMon Oct 03, 2005 10:02 am    

'' Doctor: My God! What in Heavens did Neelix eat for lunch?''
'' Seven: I believe I seen him earlier eating the Captain's cooking.''
'' Doctor: That explains it. Here is her burnt meat loaf.


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bbbutnotbb
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PostMon Oct 03, 2005 6:45 pm    

Doctor: Ok I am going for the funny bone.
BUZZZZZZZZZZ!
Seven: Haha Doc, you suck at operation!



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monroe
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PostMon Oct 03, 2005 8:01 pm    

bbbutnotbb wrote:
Doctor: Ok I am going for the funny bone.
BUZZZZZZZZZZ!
Seven: Haha Doc, you suck at operation!
oh my god that was great

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luit14
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PostMon Oct 03, 2005 8:07 pm    

Doctor: "What in the world?!"
Seven: "What is it doctor?"
Doctor: "My scans aren't detecting a brain in Mr. Neelix's head."
Seven: "Don't be rediculous doctor...... he never had one."

No offense to Neelix, just a joke.


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Tuvok8917
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PostTue Oct 04, 2005 11:16 am    

luit14 wrote:
Doctor: "What in the world?!"
Seven: "What is it doctor?"
Doctor: "My scans aren't detecting a brain in Mr. Neelix's head."
Seven: "Don't be rediculous doctor...... he never had one."

No offense to Neelix, just a joke.


That was great!! You really deserve this one!!


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harrykims#1fan
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PostWed Oct 05, 2005 4:16 am    

Doctor: Now seven THIS is a woman
Seven: Are you sure?
Doctor: I'm a Doctor not a Pimp


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Blancie
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PostThu Oct 06, 2005 1:39 pm    

Doctor: Amazing! Your nanoprobes are actually succeeding to bring Mr. Neelix back to life!

*Seven walks slowly out into the middle of the floor for room to do her little dance*

Seven: *singing and spinning around* I told you so, I told you so, I told you so, I told you so!



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7of9_made it awesome
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PostThu Oct 06, 2005 3:42 pm    

doctor: if hes neelix...... and your seven..... then who the hell am i?????

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