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nadia
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PostThu Sep 22, 2005 7:26 pm    Caption Contest#17

Congratulations to lionhead for his winning post:

Seven; "Icheb, listen up. The Captain, that red haired loud mouth that runs thing around here wants me too teach you astrophysics. Also, that green surfboard of a Doctor wants me too help you in becoming a individual and thirdly Flappy the vulcan wants me too keep an eye on you so yuo don't wonder off."

Icheb thinking: "I wonder how long it is before she notices that camera on the ceiling thats broadcasting our conversation too the bridge?"


This Weeks Caption



Please note: If you wish to edit your post, you can do so but just make sure that it is done at least 2 days before I pick the winner. And you may only post ONE caption. Thanks

You guys all did really well in cc#16 one of our best ones yet! Keep coming up with those captions


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RuNeScApE oWnZ j0o!
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PostFri Sep 23, 2005 12:48 am    

Chakotay:All right mister, this is how you receive communion(the host).
Body of Christ..
Species:Amen



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lionhead
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PostFri Sep 23, 2005 6:02 am    

Native: "Worm? Good, good. Eat."

Chakotay: "Get away from me! you bloody red painted cave man! *Sniff* i miss my quarters."



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Never explain comedy or satire or the ironic comment. Those who get it, get it. Those who don't, never will. -Michael Moore

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Admiral Dani�l
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PostFri Sep 23, 2005 7:26 am    

Chakotay:No i wont take off my clothes!
Species:You must, its good,its natural.... its sexy!
Chakotay:No i wont take them off
Species:Fine!Then you wont get tasty bug!*eats bug*


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Cap. Proton
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PostFri Sep 23, 2005 8:51 am    

Chacotay: What the hell is that?

Native: food

Chacotay: You call that food?

Native: Yeah, what do you call it?

Chacotay: Sh*t!



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For all the RPG'rs out here:
Join the SDTF

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Jeff Miller
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PostFri Sep 23, 2005 9:42 am    

Chaokaty: Is my acting more stiff than this object I'm holding?

Alien: No its about as stiff as this cloaked branch I'm holding.


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monroe
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PostFri Sep 23, 2005 2:49 pm    

Chaokaty: i got the stuff man you got the money?
Alien: no, no you aint getting the money till i see the stuff.


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bbbutnotbb
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PostSat Sep 24, 2005 10:23 am    

Chakotay thinking:"Man, If the captain only new I went to a male strip club with out her..."


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lionhead
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PostSat Sep 24, 2005 10:52 am    

bbbutnotbb wrote:
Chakotay thinking:"Man, If the captain only new I went to a male strip club with out her..."



thats priceless!



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harrykims#1fan
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PostSat Sep 24, 2005 5:15 pm    

Chakotay: Hey you look kinda familiar...where have i seen you before?
Chakotays new friend: The tattoo Parlour



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Stoke me a clipper i'll be back for christmas

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squiggy
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PostSat Sep 24, 2005 5:21 pm    

Alien: No! The Canucks will win! I tell you! The canucks WILL win!
Chakotay: What century are you from again?
Alien: GO CANUCKS GO!
Chakotay: Ugh... Mr. Paris would love this guy.


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TrekkieMage
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PostSat Sep 24, 2005 7:25 pm    

Chakotay's thoughts: Wow, this guy is really primative!
Alien's thoughts: Wow, this guy is really dense!


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squiggy
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PostSat Sep 24, 2005 7:49 pm    

TrekkieMage wrote:
Chakotay's thoughts: Wow, this guy is really primative!
Alien's thoughts: Wow, this guy is really dense!


That's Funny AS HELL! lol!


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John Connor
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PostSun Sep 25, 2005 6:54 am    

Chakotay:What the heck is this?
Alien:Well, its something we eat and its quite deliouis
Chakotay:Yuk, it isnt that deliouis. *Spits it out.*


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Leo Wyatt
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PostMon Sep 26, 2005 11:48 am    

''Chakotay: Why the hell did you just pick a burgar out of your nose and hand it to me?
Alien: good taste it. Burgars are good.
Chakotay: You lost your alien mind.


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7of9_made it awesome
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PostMon Sep 26, 2005 2:01 pm    

Chakotay: ..... touch me you die.....

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myblackrose
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PostMon Sep 26, 2005 2:15 pm    

Chakotay: Okay, now I want you to slip this into the Captain's coffee when she's not looking... there's a good boy...

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Blancie
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PostTue Sep 27, 2005 8:39 am    

Cap. Proton wrote:
Chacotay: What the hell is that?

Native: food

Chacotay: You call that food?

Native: Yeah, what do you call it?

Chacotay: Sh*t!


That's soooo good!!!

Chakotay: You toucha mah *beep*, I slappa yo face!



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Davay davay davay!

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Tuvok8917
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PostTue Sep 27, 2005 9:47 am    

Chakotay: What do you want?
Alien: ....
Chakotay: Why are you staring at me like that?
Alien: ..... I like you....
Chakotay: ....


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WeAz
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PostThu Sep 29, 2005 9:36 pm    

Chakotay:No, you cant have the uniform!
Alien:Please
Chakotay:NO!
Alien*starts to cry like little kid* WAAAAH!
Chakotay:Fine, take it


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robbiewebster
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PostThu Sep 29, 2005 11:28 pm    

Native: Ok, I'll give you this handfull of sand if you give me your underpants

Chakotay: I don't know I really like these, they're so...comfortable

Native: Come on, do you have any idea what I feel like, you get to wear them every day.

Chakotay: Well whats wrong with what you have on now.

Native: Well they look nice and all, but they just don't give me the support I need.



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robbiewebster
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PostThu Sep 29, 2005 11:31 pm    

monroe wrote:
Chaokaty: i got the stuff man you got the money?
Alien: no, no you aint getting the money till i see the stuff.


lol, thats great


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Doodels1991
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PostFri Sep 30, 2005 7:25 am    

how do you decide, i know i couldn't. They are all so funny.

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nadia
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PostFri Sep 30, 2005 7:22 pm    

Yes, it is very hard for me to chose.


I will pick the winner sometime this after noon as I will be out most of today with my grandparents.


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