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PostFri Sep 16, 2005 4:37 am    Caption Contest#16

Congratulations to Admiral Dani�l for his winning post:

Seven:I like to pinch you.
Doctor:Dont touch me Seven!
Seven:But i like to pinch you!
Doctor:Ehm Captain?
Captain:What i like to pinch you to



This weeks Caption


Please note: If you wish to edit your post, you can do so but just make sure that it is done at least 2 days before I pick the winner. And you may only post ONE caption. Thanks


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PostFri Sep 16, 2005 5:00 am    Re: Caption Contest#16



Icheb: Blaa blaa blaa.... technobabble.... yada yada yada.... blaa blaa blaa....

Seven: *daydreaming* Oh, this is sooo boring. My ass is itchy.... hey, focus seven, focus.



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PostFri Sep 16, 2005 8:46 am    

Icheb:Seven what that on the screen?
Seven:* is thinking:oh no i left my starfleet porno magazine wide open!*ehm... ehm thats just something i saw.
Icheb:Cool may i see it?Hey wait whats that it looks like a pe.... Seven we're you watching porno again!?
Seven:Ehm... ehm... you wont tell this to the Captain eh please?
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PostFri Sep 16, 2005 8:51 am    

Seven: *Watches Icheb watching a two hours movie and thought how wasteful it was of time to watch a movie.*


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PostFri Sep 16, 2005 1:07 pm    Re: Caption Contest#16

Blancie wrote:


Icheb: Blaa blaa blaa.... technobabble.... yada yada yada.... blaa blaa blaa....

Seven: *daydreaming* Oh, this is sooo boring. My ass is itchy.... hey, focus seven, focus.
Hahahaha Thats a good one of my Ass is itchy good seen from her hand

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PostFri Sep 16, 2005 1:09 pm    

Seven; "Icheb, listen up. The Captain, that red haired loud mouth that runs thing around here wants me too teach you astrophysics. Also, that green surfboard of a Doctor wants me too help you in becoming a individual and thirdly Flappy the vulcan wants me too keep an eye on you so yuo don't wonder off."

Icheb thinking: "I wonder how long it is before she notices that camera on the ceiling thats broadcasting our conversation too the bridge?"


EDIT: just a typo, nothing fancy.


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PostFri Sep 16, 2005 1:14 pm    

Admiral Dani�l wrote:
Blancie wrote:


Icheb: Blaa blaa blaa.... technobabble.... yada yada yada.... blaa blaa blaa....

Seven: *daydreaming* Oh, this is sooo boring. My ass is itchy.... hey, focus seven, focus.
Hahahaha Thats a good one of my Ass is itchy good seen from her hand


Thanx

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Seven; "Icheb, listen up. The Captain, that red haired loud mouth that runs thing around here wants me too teach you astrophysics. Also, that green surfboard of a Doctor wants me too help you in becoming a individual and thirdly, Flappy the vulcan wants me too keep an eye on you so yuo don't wonder off."

Icheb thinking: "I wonder how long it is before she notices that camera on the ceiling thats rboadcasting our conversation too the bridge?"


That's a good one!



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PostFri Sep 16, 2005 1:22 pm    

lionhead wrote:
Seven; "Icheb, listen up. The Captain, that red haired loud mouth that runs thing around here wants me too teach you astrophysics. Also, that green surfboard of a Doctor wants me too help you in becoming a individual and thirdly, Flappy the vulcan wants me too keep an eye on you so yuo don't wonder off."

Icheb thinking: "I wonder how long it is before she notices that camera on the ceiling thats rboadcasting our conversation too the bridge?"


WAAAAAAAHHAAAAAAAA THATS ONE HECK OF A JOKE I LAUGHED A HOUR COS OF IT WAAAAAAHAAAAA UR GONNA WIN


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PostFri Sep 16, 2005 1:28 pm    

These are the best yet!


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PostFri Sep 16, 2005 4:57 pm    

Seven: Icheb for the last time there are 35 tiles on the ceiling no more no less!

Icheb: i know but that last hypospray the doctor gave me made me think...

Seven: about what

Icheb: nudey captain *Geek laugh*



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PostFri Sep 16, 2005 6:54 pm    

Thanks Blancie and Admiral Dani�l. Nice too hear such compliments from the competetion.

Congrats on yuor win on the last caption Dani�l, it was a good one.



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PostSat Sep 17, 2005 2:57 am    

o thx but you gonna win this time really

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PostSat Sep 17, 2005 4:11 am    

Seven:Icheb, how do you like the sweater I made for you?
Icheb:*not wanting to hurt her feelings* erm...
Seven: Yes?
Icheb: I, err, liking is irrelevent?


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PostSat Sep 17, 2005 5:36 am    




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PostTue Sep 20, 2005 2:01 pm    

When does this contest end?


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PostTue Sep 20, 2005 3:41 pm    

whenever nadia says so.


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PostWed Sep 21, 2005 1:35 am    

Blancie wrote:
When does this contest end?


I put a new one up on Friday nights or saturday mornings. So 2 more days


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PostWed Sep 21, 2005 7:39 am    

quote="lionhead"]Seven; "Icheb, listen up. The Captain, that red haired loud mouth that runs thing around here wants me too teach you astrophysics. Also, that green surfboard of a Doctor wants me too help you in becoming a individual and thirdly, Flappy the vulcan wants me too keep an eye on you so yuo don't wonder off."

Icheb thinking: "I wonder how long it is before she notices that camera on the ceiling thats rboadcasting our conversation too the bridge?"[/quote]

Ur really gonna win!



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PostWed Sep 21, 2005 10:10 am    

wow these are hilarious i can't wait till the caption contest.

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PostWed Sep 21, 2005 10:16 am    

Icheb: "This tape is.. well.. uhm.. very interesting, but i don't know why humans want to do such things, wich they call sex..."
Seven: "Just keep watching, Icheb. Soon you will learn why they do that, and how you must do it by me."
Icheb: "Okay.."


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PostWed Sep 21, 2005 11:21 am    

Tuvok8917 wrote:
Icheb: "This tape is.. well.. uhm.. very interesting, but i don't know why humans want to do such things, wich they call sex..."
Seven: "Just keep watching, Icheb. Soon you will learn why they do that, and how you must do it by me."
Icheb: "Okay.."

C'mon lets keep it clean hehehe


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PostWed Sep 21, 2005 7:44 pm    

Icheb thinking: OMG she's staring again! what do I do, what do I do... okay, act cool... what if she doesn't stop looking..... *runs away screaming*


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