You know you're a sci-fi geek when...

myblackrose · **Thu Sep 15, 2005 12:25 pm You know you're a sci-fi geek when...**

You know you're a Trekkie when...

you've read every script of every Voyger episode that you haven't seen on the internet...

*edit* I've changed the name from 'you know you're a Trekkie when...' to 'you know you're a sci-fi geek when' cause I figure that most of us are prone to random acts of non-trek geekiness too!

Blancie · **Thu Sep 15, 2005 12:41 pm**

Whoah- can you beat that?!

When you've slept with every actor taht's ever been on Star Trek.

myblackrose · **Thu Sep 15, 2005 12:42 pm**

em, you've actually done that?

when you have conversations about Borg civilisation with other people...

tycoon64 · **Thu Sep 15, 2005 12:44 pm**

You know your a trekkie when....

The music at your wedding is the theme songs from The different series of Star Trek.

myblackrose · **Thu Sep 15, 2005 12:46 pm**

when you've spent time trying to figure out how to play the Trek themes on your saxophone...

Blancie · **Thu Sep 15, 2005 12:48 pm**

myblackrose · **Thu Sep 15, 2005 12:49 pm**

lol.. didn't figure so!!!

tycoon64 · **Thu Sep 15, 2005 12:50 pm**

you can name the bridge crew, their rank, and their species for Voyager.

myblackrose · **Thu Sep 15, 2005 12:51 pm**

you can remember the stardate of some episodes...

tycoon64 · **Thu Sep 15, 2005 12:55 pm**

If one of the languages you are fluent in is klingon

Blancie · **Thu Sep 15, 2005 12:57 pm**

If you cried one time when you saw Kate Mulgrew on Murder She Wrote when you were little coz you were soo excited! (Like me!

)

tycoon64 · **Thu Sep 15, 2005 12:59 pm**

If you know detailed specs on all classes of federation vessels

Blancie · **Thu Sep 15, 2005 1:06 pm**

If you wear a Starfleet uniform to work/school.

tycoon64 · **Thu Sep 15, 2005 1:16 pm**

If your bible is the Star Fleet manual

Blancie · **Thu Sep 15, 2005 1:27 pm**

If you go to at least one Star Trek convention.

tycoon64 · **Thu Sep 15, 2005 1:29 pm**

If one of the languages you put on your application at a supermarket is Klingon or Vulcan

Blancie · **Thu Sep 15, 2005 1:44 pm**

If you posted more than 'just a few' posts on STV.

Admiral Dani�l · **Thu Sep 15, 2005 2:06 pm**

When u go to school with Star trek clothes on

Admiral Dani�l · **Thu Sep 15, 2005 2:06 pm**

Oops sorry i didnt saw that ignore last post

Blancie · **Thu Sep 15, 2005 2:08 pm**

It's okay, doesn't matter.

TrekkieMage · **Thu Sep 15, 2005 2:17 pm**

When you walk into a travel agency and almost ask them about a trip to Risa.

When you walk into a door, expecting it to open for you.

When you go to the doctors office and expect them to pull out a tricorder.

" " " and you think that all of their equipment is so primitive.

When you say "Computer, lights" or walk into and elevator and say "Deck 8"

Blancie · **Thu Sep 15, 2005 2:20 pm**

myblackrose · **Thu Sep 15, 2005 2:28 pm**

Man, I have so woken up and said "Computer, lights"!!!!! God how weird am I!!!

When Microsoft Word on your computer can spell phaser, Janeway, Chakotay, holodeck, tricoreder and other Trek terms....

TrekkieMage · **Thu Sep 15, 2005 2:29 pm**

Thankies

When you have at least one pair of Spock ears.

When you regularly wear said Spock ears.

When you are an active member of an online Trek message board.

When you go to a Star Trek convention dressed in Starfleet dress uniform, with your online rank pinned to your collar.

When you know exactly what a redshirt is, and why you don't want to be one.

myblackrose · **Thu Sep 15, 2005 2:33 pm**

You know which side of her mouth Captain Janeway usually smiles with (yes, this is a new level of weird!)

You know exactly how many pips there are for each level of command

You had surgical Klingon implants put in your forehead (no, I haven't done this one)