star trek jokes

[Lt chuuya moroski]

so a pair of lovers were cuddleing in the park when a boy and his mother walk by. "oh look," says the boy,"klingons!"


if a drone fell off the cube...would it be man over-BORG?

borg queen: you will be assimulated!
guy: if you assimulate me, are my morgage payments covered?

guy to female vulcan-
how far is ponn-farr?

what did the USS Titanic hit?
answer- an iceBORG!

borg queen: you will be assimulated!
guy: if we assimulate with others, are we going to have a BORGie!?

god this is sooo BORGing!

i am BORGed out of my mind!




i went to the star trek exsperience today...you should have see the reaction from the female vulcan when i asked her...how far is ponn-farr?

[admiral]

right...